The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Cat piss martini]

Most honorable and dapper @Cat piss martini I think I have a situation

So this broad (imma call her side piece 1) got mad at me and threatened to send screenshots to my girl. She don’t know who she is yet but we all know mutual people. On the other hand, I’m getting tired of my girl and was looking for an excuse to cut it off anyway

I’m thinking just give up my girl Facebook let that play out then smash side piece one last time for good measure. Kill 2 birds with 1 stone type shyt ya feel me?

Dont do her job for her.
Tell her that you were gonna dump
your chick for her anyways but since
she's going that route you dont want
either of them and watch her act accordingly.
fukk her again and 86 her stankin ass
for insubordination.

 

[Nkrumah Was Right]

What are some romantic things you’d do for Valentine’s Day? @Cat piss martini

 

[patscorpio]

brother @Cat piss martini what do you think of this wild trend going on with children being encouraged to be transgender in todays society?

 

[Redwood]

Get money and stay lowkey.

It's damn near a war on here breh

 

[Cat piss martini]

What are some romantic things you’d do for Valentine’s Day? @Cat piss martini

5 for 35$ boy shorts and 3 sleep
tees from vicki's in the tight box and ribbin
for 100$ and some change.
She's gonna see that youre thinking about
her comfort instead of just buying some shyt
that irritate's her cooch lips (that you bought for YOU)
throw in a bottle of tequila and youre Ace's

 

[Cat piss martini]

brother @Cat piss martini what do you think of this wild trend going on with children being encouraged to be transgender in todays society?

I find is disturbingly disgusting.
Young children dont even understand the concept sex.
it's demented parents that should be destroyed.

 

[WaveWhisperer]

@Cat piss martini late night caller


Got a new spot so im tryna do the bachelor pad right, what are some must haves / essentials ?

 

[Cat piss martini]

It's damn near a war on here breh

You got this my dude!

 

[Geek Nasty]

My nephew is spoiled and lazy. I can't stand that little punk. What should I get him for Christmas? Buy him a normal present, go cheap, or give him a bag of coal?

 

[BuckFilly]

was mike a meanie?

 

[Cat piss martini]

@Cat piss martini late night caller


Got a new spot so im tryna do the bachelor pad right, what are some must haves / essentials ?

1# Nice Tv's for your bedroom and living room.
2# nice sofa and coffee table with at least one book
and one or two scented candles on it.
3# Nice bedding for the Bedroom......a must!!!!
4# hang some art even if you have to go outside
and just throw paint at blank canvas.
5# a nice bluetooth speaker and somekinda
musical instrument in view (just for optics)
6# keep your restroom museum clean
and your grooming products all facing forward
(keep wet wipes!!!) women appreciate
that and question how many women you got.
7# keep alcohol and mixers.
8# at least 3 oil burners and oil....(suggest virginia candle supplie)

 

[Cat piss martini]

My nephew is spoiled and lazy. I can't stand that little punk. What should I get him for Christmas? Buy him a normal present, go cheap, or give him a bag of coal?

Dont get him shyt and let him know
why you aint get him shyt.

 

[Cat piss martini]

was mike a meanie?

Mike said Prince was.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Phone lines are Open.
some of you failed thankgiving weekend
and will be fathers in 10 more months.
the good food,the alcohol,the chilly
weather and boated post fukk naps.
let's talk about it.
If you took this much time to pull out.

 

[Redwood]

Good thing all I did was get drunk and eat