The Catpiss Advice Column.

[Cat piss martini]

Man @Cat piss martini i feel stuck in my career, part of me wants to start my own practice part of me would rather not worry about running my own shyt, and would love a job with the government

What's on your mind 30 minutes before
you fall asleep is takin with you to the other side.
Make sure that your thoughts are positive
and in the light.
You will wake up with a clearer mind and answers.

 

[Cat piss martini]

Surprised this thread has been bumped tbh

I remind alot of these cats
of that uncle that punched
them in the chest for twerkin
to all the single ladies.

 

[Neuromancer]

Why do you think violence is more acceptable than sex in American media?

 

[Cat piss martini]

Why do you think violence is more acceptable than sex in American media?

It aint even about sex.
It's about a (Woman) flexing her
sexual freedom that scares little men.

nikkas bump music about killin nikkas
while getting high and fukkin hoes
but a song about wet p*ssy get
nikkas tight........why??
Because their chicks know the lyrics
and insecure nikkas dont trust the broad
they favorited.
Hearing about wet p*ssy aint ever offended me

 

[WaveWhisperer]

@Cat piss martini You were right homie

I mean i knew but really, success is the best revenge foreal

 

[WaveWhisperer]

What you think about the oyster bar? , im in town for a lil bit I always pass by when i go to soulard

 

[Studious one]

Welcome to 7779311-Jungle Love radio.
Ladies that keep the seat of their panties clean.
Feel free to reach out also.

 

[Studious one]

OK, here goes: I’ve been single for the past five months. Spending time with myself, family, friends. Should I start dating again?

 

[Studious one]

What you think about the oyster bar? , im in town for a lil bit I always pass by when i go to soulard

Heres what you do.
Go over and curb sex and head from her.
She's gonna be thrown off and ask what's up.
Tell her that you want to take things further.
Let her know that her anxiety gives you anxiety.
If youre important to her she's gonna adjust that.
As far as her kid let her know that woman
you marry is gonna have full control over the kids.
that gives her hope in you marrying her
and make her check her kid on the spot
around you to show you that you matter
without feeling insulted about her lack of parenting.

Damn. You’re good

 

[Cat piss martini]

What you think about the oyster bar? , im in town for a lil bit I always pass by when i go to soulard

Dont eat osters but Soulard
is the place to be for fresh food!!!

 

[Cat piss martini]

Damn. You’re good

 

[Mike809]

Hey Cat piss Martini , longtime listener but first time caller.

I been thinking for a long time about eating ass , but have never actually gotten to it.
Whenever I'm having sex ..it just does not cross my mind.
Any advice? Should I drop this fetish or dive in ?

I think I might just need a push.

 

[Cat piss martini]

@Cat piss martini You were right homie

I mean i knew but really, success is the best revenge foreal

It's a wonderful feeling aint it relative??

 

[Solomon Lurke]

This isn’t a question but randomly this was suggested on my YouTube yesterday and you’re the first person I thought about.



Never knew he had a tv show

 

[Cat piss martini]

Hey Cat piss Martini , longtime listener but first time caller.

I been thinking for a long time about eating ass , but have never actually gotten to it.
Whenever I'm having sex ..it just does not cross my mind.
Any advice? Should I drop this fetish or dive in ?

I think I might just need a push.

Make sure she's a clean woman
and make her soak that doo doo choppa first.