The Black Feminist Starter Pack

[KingDanz]

this thread again

 

[NinoBrown]

Oh, an old and decrepit MacBook with rainbow stickers....

 

[@OffHalsted]

....gat damn

 

[KingDanz]

....gat damn

Make a new thread on this breh

 

[@OffHalsted]

Make a new thread on this breh

u do it

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Uppin this classic




Suck a dikk, bedwenches and bedbucks too.

Only ppl that can laugh at this thread are Blacks who are with Blacks or desire to exclusively be with Blacks

 

[The Odum of Ala Igbo]

This was a classic. Surprised it's not in the Rafters

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

I could see breh giving a TED talk with this shyt

 

[iBrowse]

Trying and doing are two different things moron. And you're on the same forum as I am. If you're going to "do research on cancer" (worded like a fukking 5th grader) you need to be hitting the books. Based upon your interactions here you couldn't be trusted to run the front desk of a Nigerian pill mill clinic let alone a pioneering cancer researcher. You don't have the intellect nor the reasoning skills for the task.

 

[GZR]

Can some of you guys rep the OP? I'm the only one that has done. 270+ daps only one rep at the moment!

 

[Detroit Wave]

this is a real social science discovery

 

[Edub]

Tumblr Account

The preferred social media platform of Black Feminists. Just like reddit is for CACs. Tumblr is made for Black Feminists.

Shea Butter

Pure Organic Shea butter is the moisturizer of choice. Perfect to lather over their Michael Eric Dyson built bodies.

Septum Piercing

Basically like an amulet to ward off nikkas.

Natural Hair

Natural hair is exotic to CACs. Black feminists visit hair forums daily to perfect the natural hair look that attract a fiending CAC.

Hash Tags

The main offense Black feminists use. The Hashtag. Black feminists organize on twitter and attack Black men. #notyourmule #youoksis #whitemanluvme #bearbuilt

Moist Male Promotion

Applaud Black men that gay/moist and refer to men that are on the other end of the spectrum as "Toxic Masculinity"

Last Resort Lesbianism

They've battled years for CAC affection but have failed. Time to start eating puzzy.

Lies

Will make up terms such as Black male privilege no matter how much opposing arguments are presented

White Supremacist Rhetoric

When cornered will sound like a straight up White Supremacist.

Build

Due to depression of not finding a CAC, Black feminists turn to food for comfort. This causes them to gain weight and they are encouraged to exercise. The combination of exercise(particularly dips) and food causes a seasoned Black feminists to be build like a prime Bam Bam Bigelow.


Interracial Romance Tv Shows

Black feminists lean towards escapism, if they can't land a CAC. TV Shows are the perfect way for them to live out their fantasy




Loneliness

After being ran through by Cody, Garrett, Hunter etc and faking being a lesbian that it became mentally exhausting . Heart calloused, non responsive puzzy, mean dempsey roll.... The Black feminist will watch from a distance, lonely and bear built.






If I'm missing anything let me know...

The white female "homegirl"

 

[Edub]

#whitemanluvme #bearbuilt

 

[OG MudBone]

One

Tumblr Account

The preferred social media platform of Black Feminists. Just like reddit is for CACs. Tumblr is made for Black Feminists.

Shea Butter

Pure Organic Shea butter is the moisturizer of choice. Perfect to lather over their Michael Eric Dyson built bodies.

Septum Piercing

Basically like an amulet to ward off nikkas.

Natural Hair

Natural hair is exotic to CACs. Black feminists visit hair forums daily to perfect the natural hair look that attract a fiending CAC.

Hash Tags

The main offense Black feminists use. The Hashtag. Black feminists organize on twitter and attack Black men. #notyourmule #youoksis #whitemanluvme #bearbuilt

Moist Male Promotion

Applaud Black men that gay/moist and refer to men that are on the other end of the spectrum as "Toxic Masculinity"

Last Resort Lesbianism

They've battled years for CAC affection but have failed. Time to start eating puzzy.

Lies

Will make up terms such as Black male privilege no matter how much opposing arguments are presented

White Supremacist Rhetoric

When cornered will sound like a straight up White Supremacist.

Build

Due to depression of not finding a CAC, Black feminists turn to food for comfort. This causes them to gain weight and they are encouraged to exercise. The combination of exercise(particularly dips) and food causes a seasoned Black feminists to be build like a prime Bam Bam Bigelow.


Interracial Romance Tv Shows

Black feminists lean towards escapism, if they can't land a CAC. TV Shows are the perfect way for them to live out their fantasy




Loneliness

After being ran through by Cody, Garrett, Hunter etc and faking being a lesbian that it became mentally exhausting . Heart calloused, non responsive puzzy, mean dempsey roll.... The Black feminist will watch from a distance, lonely and bear built.






If I'm missing anything let me know...

One the greatest posts on The Coli

 

[FocusedDaily]

Soo, the Militant lightskint feminist chick I previously spoke about in this thread has in the last 6 months; married her White BF, and also took an ancestery.com test and had earrings made with the %number of african heritage the report said she had (both of which she of course posted to FB).

Shes definitely trying to earn her spot in the light skinned overcompensation hall of fame.