The Black Feminist Starter Pack

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

Tumblr Account

The preferred social media platform of Black Feminists. Just like reddit is for CACs. Tumblr is made for Black Feminists.

Shea Butter

Pure Organic Shea butter is the moisturizer of choice. Perfect to lather over their Michael Eric Dyson built bodies.

Septum Piercing

Basically like an amulet to ward off nikkas.

Natural Hair

Natural hair is exotic to CACs. Black feminists visit hair forums daily to perfect the natural hair look that attract a fiending CAC.

Hash Tags

The main offense Black feminists use. The Hashtag. Black feminists organize on twitter and attack Black men. #notyourmule #youoksis #whitemanluvme #bearbuilt

Moist Male Promotion

Applaud Black men that gay/moist and refer to men that are on the other end of the spectrum as "Toxic Masculinity"

Last Resort Lesbianism

They've battled years for CAC affection but have failed. Time to start eating puzzy.

Lies

Will make up terms such as Black male privilege no matter how much opposing arguments are presented

White Supremacist Rhetoric

When cornered will sound like a straight up White Supremacist.

Build

Due to depression of not finding a CAC, Black feminists turn to food for comfort. This causes them to gain weight and they are encouraged to exercise. The combination of exercise(particularly dips) and food causes a seasoned Black feminists to be build like a prime Bam Bam Bigelow.


Interracial Romance Tv Shows

Black feminists lean towards escapism, if they can't land a CAC. TV Shows are the perfect way for them to live out their fantasy




Loneliness

After being ran through by Cody, Garrett, Hunter etc and faking being a lesbian that it became mentally exhausting . Heart calloused, non responsive puzzy, mean dempsey roll.... The Black feminist will watch from a distance, lonely and bear built.






If I'm missing anything let me know...

You forgot the male feminist friend.

 

[The Wall Is Undefeated!]

Oh and another feature. When they're skinny they have no booty.

 

[richaveli83]

 

[trap101-ETHout-Allegri-In]

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

Wonder what the 2022 brehettes think of this

 

[Paradoxx]

Wonder what the 2022 brehettes think of this

It almost spot on, especially with the septum piercing

 

[Sensitive Christian Grey]

It almost spot on, especially with the septum piercing

Then what’s the exaggeration/misfire?

 

[NinoBrown]

- Aggressive about pro-noun usage
- "Slavery was so long ago, why can't we be like (insert random non-oppressed ethnic group)?
- Lizzo is their idol
- Being natural, not shaving pits, vagina, legs to protest the patriarchy....

 

[Paradoxx]

Then what’s the exaggeration/misfire?

Times have changed, there’s two separate groups of black feminists now, Divestors and Liberal. They both still look down on straight cis black men though.

 

[Wiseborn]

Times have changed, there’s two separate groups of black feminists now, Divestors and Liberal. They both still look down on straight cis black men though.

It's a distinction without a difference. again the preferred dude for both groups is white boys the difference is how goofy they are about it. A "liberal"Black Feminist doesn't say abort all Black Male Babies out loud.

 

[Paradoxx]

It's a distinction without a difference. again the preferred dude for both groups is white boys the difference is how goofy they are about it. A "liberal"Black Feminist doesn't say abort all Black Male Babies out loud.

That’s where you’re wrong my beautiful friend, Divestors fukking hate trans people especially trans women. You will never catch a liberal black feminist thinking that way.

 

[Wiseborn]

That’s where you’re wrong my beautiful friend, Divestors fukking hate trans people especially trans women. You will never catch a liberal black feminist thinking that way.

That's another difference despite the non harlem phrasing

 

[Paradoxx]

That's another difference despite the non harlem phrasing

I’m a woman, so I’m in Harlem limits

 

[Wiseborn]

I’m a woman, so I’m in Harlem limits

Thank God because I was wondering why a Man would refer to another Man as "beautiful"

 

[Ryze]