The Black Feminist Starter Pack

[Ol’Otis]

It's always a CAC that looks like this...

The type of CAC that lives in Starbucks. Frail, coffee drinking and plays at least 1 classical instrument.

"1 classic instrument"

Guarantee you it's an acoustic guitar

 

[King]

Soo, the Militant lightskint feminist chick I previously spoke about in this thread has in the last 6 months; married her White BF, and also took an ancestery.com test and had earrings made with the %number of african heritage the report said she had (both of which she of course posted to FB).

Shes definitely trying to earn her spot in the light skinned overcompensation hall of fame.

Link to her FB? You can rep me the link.

 

[Jamal514]

Upping for those who may have missed it

 

[Crude Abolitionist]

Great work OP.

 

[Grand Eeezus Maxwell]

Don't forget..The "yoniverse" and the "women was living on the planet for 40,000 years before men was."

Yes, I've heard this before from them.

Wow. I’ve seen the “Yoniverse” and all that kundalini, Zodiac chakra-queen, vegan bullshyt sistas seem to love on twitter nowadays, but I’ve never the ‘40,000 years’ madness. Where ‘d they get that from??

 

[Anti-Anime]

These chicks r fukking weird

 

[Spade]

Wow. I’ve seen the “Yoniverse” and all that kundalini, Zodiac chakra-queen, vegan bullshyt sistas seem to love on twitter nowadays, but I’ve never the ‘40,000 years’ madness. Where ‘d they get that from??

I’ve asked them repeatedly where they got it from and no answer is ever given. I personally think this stems from the asexual thing where they believe women can reproduce without men and they ran with it.

 

[BushidoBrown]

 

[richaveli83]

 

[⠀X ⠀]

 

[315]

Supposed that's a tranny

 

[WhoShotCha]

2 years later and still holds up. Add shaved heads, podcasts, crystals, yoga,veganism.

 

[MaxPain]

Feminism is trash and a cancer.

 

[Roland Coltrane]

Tumblr Account

The preferred social media platform of Black Feminists. Just like reddit is for CACs. Tumblr is made for Black Feminists.

Shea Butter

Pure Organic Shea butter is the moisturizer of choice. Perfect to lather over their Michael Eric Dyson built bodies.

Septum Piercing

Basically like an amulet to ward off nikkas.

Natural Hair

Natural hair is exotic to CACs. Black feminists visit hair forums daily to perfect the natural hair look that attract a fiending CAC.

Hash Tags

The main offense Black feminists use. The Hashtag. Black feminists organize on twitter and attack Black men. #notyourmule #youoksis #whitemanluvme #bearbuilt

Moist Male Promotion

Applaud Black men that gay/moist and refer to men that are on the other end of the spectrum as "Toxic Masculinity"

Last Resort Lesbianism

They've battled years for CAC affection but have failed. Time to start eating puzzy.

Lies

Will make up terms such as Black male privilege no matter how much opposing arguments are presented

White Supremacist Rhetoric

When cornered will sound like a straight up White Supremacist.

Build

Due to depression of not finding a CAC, Black feminists turn to food for comfort. This causes them to gain weight and they are encouraged to exercise. The combination of exercise(particularly dips) and food causes a seasoned Black feminists to be build like a prime Bam Bam Bigelow.


Interracial Romance Tv Shows

Black feminists lean towards escapism, if they can't land a CAC. TV Shows are the perfect way for them to live out their fantasy




Loneliness

After being ran through by Cody, Garrett, Hunter etc and faking being a lesbian that it became mentally exhausting . Heart calloused, non responsive puzzy, mean dempsey roll.... The Black feminist will watch from a distance, lonely and bear built.






If I'm missing anything let me know...

one of the GOAT Coli threads

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]