The Black Feminist Starter Pack

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This had me dying, my man :russ::russ::russ::russ:
 

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The funny thing I haven't met a black women in real life who says "Triggered,cisgender,misgonoir,toxic masculinity" or that other nonesense and I live in Brooklyn. These chicks are a weirdo minority.
I've met one she wanted me to cheat on my gf with her.:russ:

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Shea Butter
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Pure Organic Shea butter is the moisturizer of choice. Perfect to lather over their Michael Eric Dyson built bodies.

Septum Piercing
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Basically like an amulet to ward off nikkas.

Natural Hair
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Natural hair is exotic to CACs. Black feminists visit hair forums daily to perfect the natural hair look that attract a fiending CAC.


Applaud Black men that gay/moist and refer to men that are on the other end of the spectrum as "Toxic Masculinity"

Last Resort Lesbianism
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They've battled years for CAC affection but have failed. Time to start eating puzzy.






Due to depression of not finding a CAC, Black feminists turn to food for comfort. This causes them to gain weight and they are encouraged to exercise. The combination of exercise(particularly dips) and food causes a seasoned Black feminists to be build like a prime Bam Bam Bigelow.






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