When you start having conversations with friends about which vacuum cleaner you should buy.
Like yo that Dyson is lit
Like yo that Dyson is lit
Telltale Signs you Getting Flabby n Sick
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if u make a noise when you sit down on the couch... cant explain it, its like an "ahhhhhh" sound
i only hear
ppl make that noise.
also i noticed when im in the bathroom taking a piss at work and ppl are shytting, they make a TON of noise. not just guttural noises and grunting, but their a$$hole making hella hissing and popping sounds
im washing my hands and hear some 50 year old shytting and im like
hella popping sounds
i only hear
ppl make that noise. also i noticed when im in the bathroom taking a piss at work and ppl are shytting, they make a TON of noise. not just guttural noises and grunting, but their a$$hole making hella hissing and popping sounds
im washing my hands and hear some 50 year old shytting and im like
hella popping sounds
Groot
Guarding the Galaxy
if u make a noise when you sit down on the couch... cant explain it, its like an "ahhhhhh" sound
i only hear
also i noticed when im in the bathroom taking a piss at work and ppl are shytting, they make a TON of noise. not just guttural noises and grunting, but their a$$hole making hella hissing and popping sounds
im washing my hands and hear some 50 year old shytting and im like
hella popping sounds
I am Groot!
Redwood
Superstar
Some of this sounds like depression 
When making it to midnight makes you proud
When you're talking about how sore you are after hooping and needing a couple days off
You see kids doing unsafe, dumb shyt and you want to yell at them to stop doing it
When playing 7 games a week in your 2k league feels like a second job
You have anxiety about what to bring to the company potluck
When you start thinking about going to the doctor in hopes of catching something early
It's over brehs. I thought I'd be happier but I know I'm about to start wearing new balance sneakers, blue jeans and a crew neck sweater daily
When you out in public....
See a bad ass 22 yr old scantily clad... And your first thought is
Your father let you leave the house like that?!
Heffa you need Jesus
Its cold outside you might catch a cold..... PUT A DAMN COAT ON
See a bad ass 22 yr old scantily clad... And your first thought is
Your father let you leave the house like that?!Heffa you need Jesus
Its cold outside you might catch a cold..... PUT A DAMN COAT ON
When you look at a kid toy or clothes and say damn that costs a lot of money. I remember when I was a kid it only cost this amount....
When you more focused on saving and managing money than buying material shyt to impress others.
Free White & 21
AAGang
that sir is a motherfukker. its polite but devastating
i own a business, 18 y/o dude talking about how his grandpa used to deal with me...im only 35 wtf i got 3 generations of customers
That nikka son finna be shopping with you when it's all said and done
It's over my nig
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Free White & 21
AAGang
That is the most painful sign. When I'm no longer able to dunk, and there's nothing that I can do about it, ......
Fortunately I just started dunking again at 33...How long do I have left
I don’t know breh...im younger than you and my last dunk was two years ago.That is the most painful sign. When I'm no longer able to dunk, and there's nothing that I can do about it, ......
Fortunately I just started dunking again at 33...How long do I have left
*looks at beer belly*
...I don’t think I’m dunking again anytime soon.
Bumblebreh
Collecting honey and money
if u make a noise when you sit down on the couch... cant explain it, its like an "ahhhhhh" sound
i only hear
also i noticed when im in the bathroom taking a piss at work and ppl are shytting, they make a TON of noise. not just guttural noises and grunting, but their a$$hole making hella hissing and popping sounds
im washing my hands and hear some 50 year old shytting and im like
hella popping sounds
Like a cross between a cobra and a lamborghini huracan
Some dudes be sounding like predator in the bathroom
When you start having conversations with friends about which vacuum cleaner you should buy.
Like yo that Dyson is lit
Or buying a car because it is has the most safety features
