Telltale Signs you Getting Flabby n Sick

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When you are concerned about young people and their health.

Example: I was at the gas station the other day and young breh filling my tank had no jacket, just a sweatshirt and it was like 25 degrees out and snowing out. I was about to give him some money or even say something like " you are going to get sick if you don't put a jacket on".
 

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When you're in some p*ssy thinking about things unrelated to sex.

When you have to mute or turn off the tv to not be distracted during dome.

When a young chick asks your age and you pause and say guess and then go with whatever age she guessed.


When you remember where your six pack used to be.

When you have zero desire to go out and would rather watch tv or be on your phone or both.

This happened recently at the strip club. She said I looked 10 yrs younger than I really am. I felt nice and went with it.
She got 3 lap dances from me :snoop:
 

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This happened recently at the strip club. She said I looked 10 yrs younger than I really am. I felt nice and went with it.
She got 3 lap dances from me :snoop:


I'm 39 but "look 30." I just roll with it. Helps I don't dress old or young so I'm comfortably hard to pin down. Just for men on the grays in my beard too.
 

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i havent dunked in a min..my hops went south before i turned 30...i can touch rim at the most..its embarassing :wow:

You can get your hops back, breh you just gotta work a little harder. I had to get the weight off me, now I dunk when these young punks who are half my age and taller can't; I'm 6'1.


Inspiration:


I'm not gonna let some Norwegian cac out jump me.
 

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when i say irritated, i mean mostly by cacs and black people who don't understand white supremacy.

i'm not one of these nikkas out here acting like shyt is sweet when i ain't.
Oh ok:obama:

Thought you wanted music turned lower and for kids to stop making too much noise
 
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