I remember one kid in middle school wrote a love letter to his crush, he was a really weird kid had bugged out eyes and the jewfro. The girl that got the love letter spread the whole letter around the school and it was some really out there type shyt. I remember he mentioned how he writes songs about her and whenever he thinks about her he gets hard and wants to jerk off.
Not weird but in high school I worked out this dollar store and we had these weird ass 3 pack cologne, it was tomato, dirt, and rubber or leather. So in english class I sat behind this really lame kid, so me and my friend we worked together decided it would be funny to bring in the dirt cologne and spray it over his back during class. So where in class and I start spraying it over him, he had a huge wet spot all over his hoodie, he has no idea about it either. And suddenly everyone is like wtf is that smell, even the teacher, so I blurt out I think it's coming from Mike. So a couple of girls sitting around him go OMG it is Mike and my friend is like Mike why do you smell like dirt. This kid lost it and turned beet red and almost started crying. He starting shouting it wasn't him. He took his hoodie off and saw the wet spot and was like wtf did you do why is my hoodie soaked so I told him maybe because you were rolling around in dirt. I'm cracking up at work just thinking about it.
Not weird but in high school I worked out this dollar store and we had these weird ass 3 pack cologne, it was tomato, dirt, and rubber or leather. So in english class I sat behind this really lame kid, so me and my friend we worked together decided it would be funny to bring in the dirt cologne and spray it over his back during class. So where in class and I start spraying it over him, he had a huge wet spot all over his hoodie, he has no idea about it either. And suddenly everyone is like wtf is that smell, even the teacher, so I blurt out I think it's coming from Mike. So a couple of girls sitting around him go OMG it is Mike and my friend is like Mike why do you smell like dirt. This kid lost it and turned beet red and almost started crying. He starting shouting it wasn't him. He took his hoodie off and saw the wet spot and was like wtf did you do why is my hoodie soaked so I told him maybe because you were rolling around in dirt. I'm cracking up at work just thinking about it.