See 99.7% of the black community adore a movie yet choose to be a part of the 00.3% because misery and being a contrarian are the only things that make you feel alive brehs.
Hate positivity brehs.
Wish we had more slave movies instead brehs.
Claim to love being black yet antagonize fans of a movie that celebrates African culture and natural, undiluted black beauty brehs.
Think black children having positive representation in the media is no big deal when Doughboy from Boyz in Da Hood taught you to call black women bytches way before you ever thought of calling them queens brehs
Consider hating a movie that has M'Baku, the coolest breh ever, in it brehs
Decide months in advance you're going to hate a film unless it gets us all out the hood, eradicates all of the European population and resurrects Prince from the dead brehs
Have the same opinion on an excellent black film that White Supremacists do brehs
Call T'Challa a c00n because he chose to buy out the block to stop it from being gentrified and introduced math, science, technology and engineering to underprivileged black children instead of murdering black women because he misses his daddy brehs
Know damn well you seeing Black Panther 2 on opening weekend but pump fake for the coli like you're above it all brehs
Somehow spin a superhero film with an all black cast, directed by a black man and written by two black men that made over 1 billion dollars while not shying away from themes of oppression, Revolution, African abandonment, the importance of black fathers and the beauty + strength of black women into a L for the diaspora because Mickey Mouse and Stan Lee lack melanin brehs
![pachaha :pachaha: :pachaha:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/pachah1.png)
Hate positivity brehs.
Wish we had more slave movies instead brehs.
Claim to love being black yet antagonize fans of a movie that celebrates African culture and natural, undiluted black beauty brehs.
Think black children having positive representation in the media is no big deal when Doughboy from Boyz in Da Hood taught you to call black women bytches way before you ever thought of calling them queens brehs
Consider hating a movie that has M'Baku, the coolest breh ever, in it brehs
Decide months in advance you're going to hate a film unless it gets us all out the hood, eradicates all of the European population and resurrects Prince from the dead brehs
Have the same opinion on an excellent black film that White Supremacists do brehs
Call T'Challa a c00n because he chose to buy out the block to stop it from being gentrified and introduced math, science, technology and engineering to underprivileged black children instead of murdering black women because he misses his daddy brehs
Know damn well you seeing Black Panther 2 on opening weekend but pump fake for the coli like you're above it all brehs
Somehow spin a superhero film with an all black cast, directed by a black man and written by two black men that made over 1 billion dollars while not shying away from themes of oppression, Revolution, African abandonment, the importance of black fathers and the beauty + strength of black women into a L for the diaspora because Mickey Mouse and Stan Lee lack melanin brehs
![pachaha :pachaha: :pachaha:](https://www.thecoli.com/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/pachah1.png)
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