Talk about a time a femlae was furious with u

[JoseLuisGotcha]

So im driving home from the SAN DIEGO ZOO!!!

with my x and she noticed i have the Aaliyah cd in my cd player. She wants to hear one of the songs on the cd. I tell her no because i want to listen to some real hiphop but i tell her she can borrow the cd from me if she wants to hear the song all day long. This isnt good enough for her so for some reason some friction kicked off. She presses the cd button, i press the tape button, she presses the cd button i press the tape button. This goes back and forth maybe 4 times and then this demonic individual takes her finger nails and digs them into my hand, breaking my skin. While she was breaking the skin i looked at her like

With one hand still on the wheel i rotated the wheel to 2 o clock and 10 o clock in a rapid back and forth motion. The sudden movement caused her to become afraid like people that are scared. You could hear a pin drop in the car before i turned my real hiphop on. When we got back to my house we're walking to my door and she bursts into tears saying shes sorry. I thought "This chick is insane"


Its so demonic, friends.

unstable bytches like have the best cooch

 

[sfgiants]

i got my ex a 50$ gift card to macy's for Christmas... she got me creed cologne thats like 200$+
"you're muslim u dont even celebrate Christmas"

i trolled her so much for her religion too. "bring a burqa next time and let me lay a thick sperm rope on the face mask"

 

[Mr. Somebody]

unstable bytches like have the best cooch

Our first date to a restaurant i take her to a nice establishment, friend. You know what she does during dinner. Cuts a hole in the bread and wears it on her wrist at the table looking like

, but she didnt drink. Girl talkin about "look at my bracelet"

- me

Its so demonic, friend.

 

[Lavish]

Brehs,



I had just come home off my first bid, did a little six month stretch and came home at the end of June in 2007. I was 19, about to be 20 in July. p*ssy rate was on 1000 so I was just runnin around fukkin all kinds of bytches before I had even found a job, car, anything. For like 2 months I was dead broke but gettin more p*ssy thrown at me than the average ballin nikka, so I could pick & chose which bytches I wanted to smash. I always been the type nikka where it's easy to get decent or above average p*ssy, but my numbers were just multiplied by doin that lil bit of time for some reason. Hoes was thirsty.



So I meet this lil bytch named LaSheekiya at a Mickey D's where she worked one day, & jus bagged her on the humble. At the moment, I was thru fukkin wit hood rats, but shorty was like a rich girl hood rat. Ghetto as fukk, smoked, drank, still lived w her parents, but she had been to juvie a few times before she turned 18, and drove a Lex. At the time, her Ls was suspended, so she couldn't drive to see me, and I hadn't copped a car yet or reinstated my Ls so I couldn't drive to her. This is like 2 weeks after I'm home. I talked to her for like 2 days over the phone & MySpace and I already determined she was DTF. So I'm all in. I thought the bytch kinda looked like Foxy Brown, plus she was from the islands (which shoulda been a dead giveaway that she was cray) but I got a weakness for them types, plus 9/10 the p*ssy be a missle so I went for it.



So we arrange for me to come over, blaze n kick it wit her one day when she had the crib to herself...I get a ride to the bytch house...this white bytch I was fukkin, wit a '06 Mustang had scooped me up & dropped me off, knowin I was goin to fukk another bytch. Anyways, I slide thru, we kick it for a lil bit...and I offer her to hit the L and she like "you cant smoke this shyt in here, go on the deck"...Mind you, this bytch stay in a big ass 3 level single family home, and her peoples all drive luxury cars, they just ghetto as fukk. So I obliged, and blazed out back. I come back in, and this bytch is sprayin air freshener in the crib, goin beserk like her crib smelled like trees (it didn't) so I calm her down, we get to politickin, and I get the head and smash. Grade A p*ssyhole.



My ride (the same one I called) ends up not bein able to pick me up until the next day, so I'm tight because I ain't wanna spend the night at shorty crib, and I live like 20 mins away. I called a few other heads and none of them could come out, so it's either wait for my ride tomorrow and stay the night, or walk home, which wasn't an option in the middle of July. Shorty had no problem lettin me stay the night, but I woulda had to be on some sneak shyt, since her peoples wouldn't allow her male company in her room. You know how a nikka is after a nut...I aint want to stay. So I end up fukkin staying, to my dismay...and quietly fukk her for the rest of her night while her moms & pops come home & is none the wiser.



The next day, my ride flakes again. So I'm tellin LaSheekiya like "yo, I gotta get the fukk up outta here & get home..." And she's like, "we can take my car...but you have to drive, my Ls is suspended." And I'm like fukk...iight, cool. I really ain't want to, cuz I was fresh out, wit no Ls, but I trusted my instincts. So the plan was for us to hop in her Lex, me to drop myself off at home, and she was gonna drive herself back home. We pull up on my block, and I see my mans standin out on the corner. You know how nikkas is when they see you wit a new bytch, he run up to the car like "Yo, she got friends?" So I hit him like "Yo son. Mattas fact, let me go shower & change and fukk it I'll see if she do, and we can both slide thru & smash em both or do whatever..." Shorty was wit it too so she waited for me in her car for half an hour, I get back in, scoop my man, and we head to the McDonalds where she works (near her crib) to holla at her homegirl & tell her to come fukk wit us when she get off. She agrees. It's the 2nd day I've been w the bytch, and her peoples ain't getting home for at least another good 8 hours, so it's plenty of time to scoop the bytch, bring her to LaSheekiya crib, and smash em both, maybe even try to tag team both them hoes. I'm all in.



I order a Big N Tasty combo, and get my mans some food to go too, and we hop back in the whip to wait at shorty crib for her friend to get off, (mind you, my man wasn't concerned w/LaSheekiya, pressing up on her, or even speaking to her, he wanted her friend...so what came next was completely unwarranted). We get like a mile away from her house, and shorty flips out of NOWHERE. Like one of them island broad rages and shyt (real nikkas know what I'm talmbout)



"GET OUT MY CAR! BOTH OF YOU! GET A RIDE HOME....DROP ME & MY CAR OFF AT HOME AND FIND UR OWN WAY HOME. fukk THAT shyt!



And I'm like "Yo........what? U was just cool wit the shyt 5 mins ago, you said ya friend could come thru n all dat...wtf?"



And she like "I SAID NO! fukk THAT shyt! TAKE ME HOME AND GET OUT MY CAR!!!"



And I'm like "Yo, shorty you know I ain't got no L...my rides is fakin & shyt, fukk it if u feel like that, let me jus drop me & my man off (we live on the same block) and you can carry ya ass home. I ain't supposed to be driving anyways, I just came home...don't put me in a fukked up position like that."



And shorty starts losing her shyt.



I immediately start gunning for my neighborhood, which is a good 20 mins away, b/c I know at some point, either the police gonna get involved or the bytch gonna try to pull some fukk shyt, so I'm just trying to get as close as possible to home. Not trying to walk 30 fukkin miles and shyt. Not in July. Not ever. fukk that. So I'm drivin, and this bytch starts randomly violently flailing and bucking against her seat, like a horse trying get a nikka up off him, swinging at air, cursing, and mixing patois w/profanity all at the same damn time, and my man in the backseat and I are just like



So we're like 8 mins from my house, and we're coming up on the Magistrate's office. (Which is where most cats in my county go hit before they're booked into the country jail) it's like bookings pretty much...cops is ALWAYS parked DEEP out front. And JUST as we're passing the Magistrate's office, (which is on a 2-lane, both-directions-traffic road) this bytch reaches over and turns the key OUT of ignition as I'm doin like 35 MPH...RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE POLICE...Cursing and screaming up a storm. Not only did I almost crash the car if it weren't for my reflexes...but I'm without a L's, 2 weeks removed from jail, and I got a crazy bytch who probablly gonna get thr book thrown at me if it goes down like that. I have never hit a female in my life, and don't plan to...so what do I do? The only thing I could think of...



I calmly started the car, as all the cops looked on, (by the time she had turned the ignition, I was prolly about 50 feet away from the office, up the road...so it wasn't DIRECTLY in front of them, but they could the my car had stopped). I cursed the bytch out, tellin her how much of a stupid fukking bytch she is and could've almost got us killed, and how if I woulda got knocked for her pullin this dumb shyt I'd have her fukking head on a stick....and she started that flailing shyt again, only this time....the bytch unintentionally hit me in the midst of all that bucking & flailing...but I don't respond well to physical contact at all, and still, as a man who doesn't hit females, I'm thinkin bout puttin hands on her...but I had SOME sense of humanity. So as I drove, I off reflex, remembered the bag of Mickey D's in the backseat, reached back and grabbed it...took ONE bite out of that Big N Tasty, and took the bun off the top. Fresh soy meat, smothered in ketchup, mustard, pickle slices, and them lil fake ass chopped onions...I put the bottom of the burger in the palm of my left hand, steering with my right...cocked back, and caught this bytch SQUARE in the face wit that Ba-Dah-Bap-Bah-Bahhhh I'm lovin it. Splattered all over her fukkin face, car seats, window & hair. The bytch burst into tears, and ALL that crazy shyt went out the window...lmao.



The bytch was crying in Jamaican with onions and mustard dripping off her face. Earlier when I had pulled up to shower, I didn't pull directly in front of my crib, so I remembered that she didn't know EXACTLY where I stayed...It's a WalMart less than a mile from my crib, so I pulled up to the parking lot there, cursed the bytch out, and hopped out wit shorty saying "bu.....but......but how am I gonna get home?!?!" And HAULED ass wit my mans back home.



I didn't even step out the crib for like 2 weeks after that, I was so afraid she'd be riding by, wit the cops in tow...trying to identify me or my crib...I just KNEW I was going back to jail, and that she would find ways to exaggerate and embellish that shyt. But I looked back on it over beers & blunts for the rest of that summer, and from time to time, my mans would bring it up while we high like "Man....you remember that crazy bytch?" And I'd be like "Yeah, fukk that bytch....she had some GOOOOOD p*ssy tho. But yo...nikka......u know you'd prolly be dead if it wasn't for my reflexes and how I keep these hoes in check...?"



bytch was FURIOUS

Spoiler

breh this is grade A posting right here...and to top it off, you provided a pic.

enjoy this dap and this green, friend

 

[A.V.]

So im driving home from the SAN DIEGO ZOO!!!

with my x and she noticed i have the Aaliyah cd in my cd player. She wants to hear one of the songs on the cd. I tell her no because i want to listen to some real hiphop but i tell her she can borrow the cd from me if she wants to hear the song all day long. This isnt good enough for her so for some reason some friction kicked off. She presses the cd button, i press the tape button, she presses the cd button i press the tape button. This goes back and forth maybe 4 times and then this demonic individual takes her finger nails and digs them into my hand, breaking my skin. While she was breaking the skin i looked at her like

With one hand still on the wheel i rotated the wheel to 2 o clock and 10 o clock in a rapid back and forth motion. The sudden movement caused her to become afraid like people that are scared. You could hear a pin drop in the car before i turned my real hiphop on. When we got back to my house we're walking to my door and she bursts into tears saying shes sorry. I thought "This chick is insane"


Its so demonic, friends.

Come, let us abstain from reckless driving for retaliatory purposes, friend.

She broke your skin, but ye be steadfast, thou shalt have turned the other cheek and proceeded to operate your motor vehicle in a most honorable fashion for the remainder of the trip, especially after bearing witness to God's plentiful creations just moments earlier.

1 Peter 3:9 says: "Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult. On the contrary, repay evil with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing."

Don't do it again, friend.

It's so demonic.

 

[AgentGrey]

I did say that. Didn't say it was demonic, just said it was a drug like anything else that's un-natural to the body. It's a carcinogen just like anything else that forces smoke into your lungs. So nikkas need to stop downplayin it like it's nothing wrong with addiction just b/c it's MAINLY just a plant. It's plenty other "natural" things that if taken for the same reason as other drugs (to get to a state of being fukked up) MAKES IT A DRUG.

And in the same thread, I also stated that I used to smoke heavy all day every day while I was sellin the shyt. This particular story, if you read, was from 2007. Not sure what you're gettin at tho. But cool story, bro.

Word, word. I hear all that. And I agree.
But Im sayin, if you browse on the coli high than you still smoke right?
I notice with most people its either "marijuana is demonic and I'd never partake in that trash" or "Its cool, just not for me anymore". Never heard of anybody trash talkin a substance they partake in.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Come, let us abstain from reckless driving for retaliatory purposes, friend.

She broke your skin, but ye be steadfast, thou shalt have turned the other cheek and proceeded to operate your motor vehicle in a most honorable fashion for the remainder of the trip, especially after bearing witness to God's plentiful creations just moments earlier.

1 Peter 3:9 says: "Do not repay evil with evil or insult with insult. On the contrary, repay evil with blessing, because to this you were called so that you may inherit a blessing."

Don't do it again, friend.

It's so demonic.

I hadnt learned the value of friendship in those times, friend. This is nearly 10 years ago and i was completely opposite of how i am, now. I didnt know Brazillian JIujitsu at that time so i had a lot less patience for someone testing my masculinity. Now, having trained with killers, warriors and people with dark hearts i know the true boundaries of patience and how one should act in accordance of respect when it is not a serious threat to the life of a friend..........., friend.

Im glad i read that scripture though. Thats something we all should remember when individuals insult us in ways that are not life threatening.

 

[A.V.]

Word, word. I hear all that. And I agree.
But Im sayin, if you browse on the coli high than you still smoke right?
I notice with most people its either "marijuana is demonic and I'd never partake in that trash" or "Its cool, just not for me anymore". Never heard of anybody trash talkin a substance they partake in.

I said I HAVE. Breh. I see what you trying to do, but it's a lame-duck attempt. I don't smoke regularly. Maybe every few months or so, I'll twist one up when I'm in a celebratory mood and just want to be high, geek out, and enjoy my mind for a while. But other than that, not only am I a personal trainer, I'm an avid believer in you get the equal output of what you put INTO your body.

Not once on this board have I said "I NEVER SMOKE TREES" or "YOU'RE BAD IF YOU SMOKE TREES". So you got me fukked up either way, g.

I've been high probably twice in the past 8 months, and both times, I ended up browsin the site for laughs at the end of the night. Knowing that other nikkas do the same, those were the instances I was referring to in my previous posts. Not that it matters when or how often I smoke, because no one's trash talking a substance they partake in. It's a difference between smoking occasionally (LITERALLY) and being a weed-head.

Not only that, but I was actually DOWNTALKING the nikkas that say "weed isn't a drug" and being in denial that they have an addiction issue, since it's "not a drug" yet they smoke regularly. So your whole point is not only misinformed, it's off target, b.

I mean I'm looking at your location now, and I get it. It's not a personal attack on your lifestlye, b. If it's that big of a deal, bump the original thread and I'll quote myself to prove you wrong again.

 

[Kings County]

bytch felt like I wasn't paying her any attention and flipped out saying,
"...everyone loses a fukking parent...get over it."

Took the strength of all the heavens to not strangle dat bytch!

 

[AgentGrey]

I've been high probably twice in the past 8 months, and both times, I ended up browsin the site for laughs at the end of the night. Knowing that other nikkas do the same, those were the instances I was referring to in my previous posts. Not that it matters when or how often I smoke, because no one's trash talking a substance they partake in. It's a difference between smoking occasionally (LITERALLY) and being a weed-head.

:deadmax:
You do your thing occasionally, thats all that needs to be said. You reading too deep into all of this talkin about lifestyles. Thats a mixtape title

 

[A.V.]

:deadmax:
You do your thing occasionally, thats all that needs to be said. You reading too deep into all of this talkin about lifestyles. Thats a mixtape title

I'm reading too deep, yet in an unrelated thread you brought up one of my 5 month old posts that obvosuly made you feel some type of way? nikka I never said I DIDNT do my thing occasionally so you still sound stupid. You the one reading into things....lmao.


But...

Spoiler

Sho u right.

 

[AgentGrey]

I'm reading too deep, yet in an unrelated thread you brought up one of my 5 month old posts that obvosuly made you feel some type of way? nikka I never said I DIDNT do my thing occasionally so you still sound stupid. You the one reading into things....lmao.


But...

Spoiler

Sho u right.

 

[Mass]

Need more stories...

 

[A.V.]

Yeah. Bow out graciously. Cuz I didn't address to to begin with.

 

[AgentGrey]

Yeah. Bow out graciously. Cuz I didn't address to to begin with.

If it wasn't for you caping so damn hard for an e-victory I'd swear you was high right now..
I remembered your post because you wrote an anti-weed thesis, I asked if you smoked, you said occasionally (in a drawn out unnecessary way). End of story.
I aint debating smoking weed with you, just curious whether you smoked or not because (as I said earlier) most who take such a strong stance against it (writing up essays) usually dont partake in it.
I know substance abusers who are also on health trips now and they are against alcohol/weed period, so I asked. I didnt think you'd get all offended about that shyt