Successful "Smashing Coworker" stories?

[Godless Socialist CEO]

For research purposes only.

The best success story is not taking the chance of fukking up your money

 

[Gunz&Butta]

Almost had a pawg coworker one night after work we were touching and kissing but I had a feeling my girl at the time was coming who was also a coworker shyt so I left the pawg to go somewhere with my girl. PAWG still hits me but moved to a white people state.

I worked at a call center and knew a shorty from middle school and one day just as work was finishing I went to her and was like “yo let’s hit macdonalds” after that we went to a macdonalds by my house then to the crib because she was on birth control I didn’t have to pull out


I put a couple fries in her p*ssy and she ate them

You mothafvcker

 

[CarltonJunior]

Yeah, I can definitely understand why brehs do it. Familiarity and frequent contact fosters it. There have been plenty of times where, completely out of nowhere it felt like, I was saying "Damn, I didn't know ol' girl was holding like THAT."

It doesn't happen on this level but every now and then you have that chick you ain't feeling at all that you see everyday and then you suddenly get that lightbulb over your head

Before you know it you on some Chris Brown i can transform you type shyt

 

[How Sway?]

I smashed 2 coworkers in the parking lot lol

 

[havoc]

I smashed a young thick chick from work. We were at the beach at night. A couple of white girls saw us fukking but we didn't care.

A few months before that, I fukk a BBW from work. She always wanted the D. I smashed her at my crib. We still cool till this day.

 

[Legal]

It doesn't happen on this level but every now and then you have that chick you ain't feeling at all that you see everyday and then you suddenly get that lightbulb over your head

Before you know it you on some Chris Brown i can transform you type shyt

Be sitting there like "If I can convince her to cop some jeans that aren't baggy, I might be able to get a decent look at what she's working with "


Don't even get me started on the ones that throw you a different look at the offsite "team building" outings. shyt'll have you thinking your coworker got swapped out with a completely different woman.

 

[SheWantTheD]

If shyt goes wrong and you get fired can you still use that job as a reference for future jobs?

Employer would be like “SheWantTheD was let go for an inappropriate relationship with another coworker! No we do not recommend that b*stard!”

 

[SheWantTheD]

Wanted to smash a few.

Openly shot my shot at one, she was playing hard to get right off the bat.

never smashed but found her social media years later. Went from an 8.5 to a 6-7 after having a baby.

Got pregnant by a ugly azz mf in his 40s.

she also looks like she aged 10 years.

The others I would have tried if I had Facebook, wasn’t going to shoot my shot at someone with a position over me even if they were choosing.

 

[69 others]

Alot of relationships and marriages start from work these days with people working more hours and men and women working together.

Seen both extremes of it. One dude I worked with was forced out after some drama between him and some coworker he was fukking blew up.
Another guy was fukking a subordinate on the low. A few people knew but nothing happened and they got married after leaving the job

 

[RareHunter]

Lol. I got scolded for even inquiring about. Even a beg or 2. Now since COVID, this place been pro smash coworker. It was too many politics tho anyway at my work.

 

[DropTopDoc]

One, and it was cool for a minute

 

[Mr.Plan B]

Do y’all have good jobs or just 18 dollars a hour jobs?

I just can’t think of any reason to fukk up the money I make now, and that on the low level for fortune 500 companies.

But there this intern on my team who legit a pawg that has a skinny ass waist line with a stripper booty. I know them Cacs put her on my team to temp me.

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

I've thought about it, but I'll only do it if I got something else lined up.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Some of these aint successful lol but. Yeah I was smashing 2 chicks at work at the same time and they both didn't know. I would walk by and they would be talking to each other about work but I played that shyt off. Only last about 2 months. One had an idea but never asked me about she started moving funny... she was my nut rag. I would piss in her mouth too

 

[Legal]

If shyt goes wrong and you get fired can you still use that job as a reference for future jobs?

Employer would be like “SheWantTheD was let go for an inappropriate relationship with another coworker! No we do not recommend that b*stard!”

I figure you were probably joking, but it depends on how bad the situation was, and how forthcoming your former employer wants to be. Especially if your new job is in the same industry. You'd be surprised how much people talk in unofficial capacities.

Do y’all have good jobs or just 18 dollars a hour jobs?

I just can’t think of any reason to fukk up the money I make now, and that on the low level for fortune 500 companies.

But there this intern on my team who legit a pawg that has a skinny ass waist line with a stripper booty. I know them Cacs put her on my team to temp me.

For some folks it's a nothing job, but there are some that thoroughly believe that even if they get caught up in some shyt, nothing's gonna happen to them. I mean, there's countless examples to let them know that isn't the case, but still.