Successful "Smashing Coworker" stories?
- Thread starter Clay Puppington
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Had a threesome with the 2 sistas at the main office. I remember it was the Friday before St Paddys day a few years ago and we had a staff meeting. Afterwards i was asked if I wanted to go to the movies with them. I wasnt gonna do shyt but go home and chill so I did. We stopped and got a bottle of Crown then went to watch that trash ass Halle berry movie The Call or something where she was a 911 operator. Movie was wack, we dipped. I remember it was when that Best Cry ever clip first started going around. Anyways, I thought the night was over, they said they wanted to get a room and drink. One had a little girl and the other had a dude so Im not thinking nothing about them wanting to stay out and get a room to drink. Hit the telly, im fukked up already. Still not thinking anything is afoot. The one Im coolest with says she gotta take a shower real quick. Im 
and keep drinking with the other chick. She come out the shower with a towel on, I really dont care honestlyand the other chick goes right in the bathroom after her then shorty that just came out just comes over and start on me. Im like "Oh alright, lets get it then
" We fukking and then the other chick come out the bathroom and I had totally forgot about ole girl being there and I hear her say "Damn yall started without me?" And then I fukk both of em. Next morning the second chick get a call, and its her dude asking where tf she at. She says "im not on nothing, im with Toni (the other girl)" And i remember hearing him say "that dont mean shyt just bc you say you with some bytch. If you dont get home right now imma whoop yo ass" 
She turn over and say "We gotta go yall, can you take me home?" We all leave and she tell ole girl to drop her at the corner. Then i get dropped off at my car and me and ole girl are just like "so yeah...
" I wouldnt have hooked up with either of them separately but they came as a package deal so *shrug* And since I had already smashed them both, I hit the one I was cooler with that Sunday again. We get to work on Monday and the other girl come to work with her head wrapped up and jaw swollen talking about she had gotten a tooth infection. The chick apparently wasnt saying shyt to ole girl an she was texting me saying she had an attitude and acting funny. They get into it at some point and she says that shorty feels like "we" took advantage of her and she got her ass beat by her dude over it. I say how the fukk did we take advantage of her when yall took advantage of me and we were doing our own thing when she was in another room and she comes to get in bed with us? I distinctly remember her walk in on us then say "Damn yall started without me" then hopped in bed. She said, thats exactly why they started arguing and that no one was drunk but me because she was planning to fukk me that night and told ole girl when we were at the theatre. Anyway, we let shorty sort that ass beating she got out and she came around after awhile. By then, I had already stopped hooking up with the other chick because she knew it wasnt serious and wanted to fall back.
Before this situation, it was just regular at work hook ups. Nothing crazy, fairly typical. They run their course and can get a little messy if you smashing multiple women at work but it makes work much easier to deal with.
and keep drinking with the other chick. She come out the shower with a towel on, I really dont care honestlyand the other chick goes right in the bathroom after her then shorty that just came out just comes over and start on me. Im like "Oh alright, lets get it then" We fukking and then the other chick come out the bathroom and I had totally forgot about ole girl being there and I hear her say "Damn yall started without me?" And then I fukk both of em. Next morning the second chick get a call, and its her dude asking where tf she at. She says "im not on nothing, im with Toni (the other girl)" And i remember hearing him say "that dont mean shyt just bc you say you with some bytch. If you dont get home right now imma whoop yo ass" She turn over and say "We gotta go yall, can you take me home?" We all leave and she tell ole girl to drop her at the corner. Then i get dropped off at my car and me and ole girl are just like "so yeah..." I wouldnt have hooked up with either of them separately but they came as a package deal so *shrug* And since I had already smashed them both, I hit the one I was cooler with that Sunday again. We get to work on Monday and the other girl come to work with her head wrapped up and jaw swollen talking about she had gotten a tooth infection. The chick apparently wasnt saying shyt to ole girl an she was texting me saying she had an attitude and acting funny. They get into it at some point and she says that shorty feels like "we" took advantage of her and she got her ass beat by her dude over it. I say how the fukk did we take advantage of her when yall took advantage of me and we were doing our own thing when she was in another room and she comes to get in bed with us? I distinctly remember her walk in on us then say "Damn yall started without me" then hopped in bed. She said, thats exactly why they started arguing and that no one was drunk but me because she was planning to fukk me that night and told ole girl when we were at the theatre. Anyway, we let shorty sort that ass beating she got out and she came around after awhile. By then, I had already stopped hooking up with the other chick because she knew it wasnt serious and wanted to fall back.Before this situation, it was just regular at work hook ups. Nothing crazy, fairly typical. They run their course and can get a little messy if you smashing multiple women at work but it makes work much easier to deal with.
god shamgod
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I’ve smashed several co workers , all that potentially getting fired shyt y’all be talking bout is hilarious. These chicks be comin at me , I ain’t never getting fired for that
I got a chick coming thru tonight after work she gets off at 11:30
edit it can get awkward if you smash a chick then be fukkin with another one cuz females can get emotional/territorial but idgaf about that these aren’t my woman
I got a chick coming thru tonight after work she gets off at 11:30
edit it can get awkward if you smash a chick then be fukkin with another one cuz females can get emotional/territorial but idgaf about that these aren’t my woman
O³ (O cubed)
No more PAWGs, PLEASE??!!!??
Yes I have. That is all.
Only advice i have is, if you do it, don't lie to them, don't do anything where it's a bad look on you if someone finds out, don't be an a$$hole to them if either she or you decide to end it for whatever reason, don't use the company email, don't run your mouth and fukk with discrete girls...
And most importantly, keep ALL the texts and google location logs...
And most importantly, keep ALL the texts and google location logs...
SheWantTheD
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JesusHad a threesome with the 2 sistas at the main office. I remember it was the Friday before St Paddys day a few years ago and we had a staff meeting. Afterwards i was asked if I wanted to go to the movies with them. I wasnt gonna do shyt but go home and chill so I did. We stopped and got a bottle of Crown then went to watch that trash ass Halle berry movie The Call or something where she was a 911 operator. Movie was wack, we dipped. I remember it was when that Best Cry ever clip first started going around. Anyways, I thought the night was over, they said they wanted to get a room and drink. One had a little girl and the other had a dude so Im not thinking nothing about them wanting to stay out and get a room to drink. Hit the telly, im fukked up already. Still not thinking anything is afoot. The one Im coolest with says she gotta take a shower real quick. Im
Before this situation, it was just regular at work hook ups. Nothing crazy, fairly typical. They run their course and can get a little messy if you smashing multiple women at work but it makes work much easier to deal with.
Spoken like a man who's dodged the smoke.
I know brehs that have set up a defense and covered their tracks better for clapping some workplace cheeks than they would've for some real dirt.
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
I'm at work so I can't type a bunch.
Had 1 coworker at Lowe's when I was in my early 20s I smashed. She was a lesbian, but occasionally let dudes smash. She was in a relationship with a stud and hit me up one night when her lady left town for the night. Problem for me was I was sprung on her. She was just looking at it as a smash and dash.
Another one was an office job, and I was in charge of managing warehouses all across the country. One of the clerks heard my voice on a conference call and started flirting with me immediately after the call. She didn't even know what i looked like lol.. I traveled down to the warehouse on occasion for business and we met up. Ended up meeting up for drinks then made out in the parking lot. Next time I came down she came to my hotel mid afternoon with lingerie on immediately after she got off work. Smashed a few times when I came down on business for about a year. She legit wanted to be with me, but I didn’t with her.
Couple other situations where coworkers legit threw the p*ssy at me. I had one of the HR coordinators at my job trying to holla at me, but HR was way too close for comfort for me.
Now that I think about it...I lost my viginity to a chick I worked with. And a few during my UPS days.
shyt...I was a late bloomer, but I just might be a hoe...lol
Had 1 coworker at Lowe's when I was in my early 20s I smashed. She was a lesbian, but occasionally let dudes smash. She was in a relationship with a stud and hit me up one night when her lady left town for the night. Problem for me was I was sprung on her. She was just looking at it as a smash and dash.
Another one was an office job, and I was in charge of managing warehouses all across the country. One of the clerks heard my voice on a conference call and started flirting with me immediately after the call. She didn't even know what i looked like lol.. I traveled down to the warehouse on occasion for business and we met up. Ended up meeting up for drinks then made out in the parking lot. Next time I came down she came to my hotel mid afternoon with lingerie on immediately after she got off work. Smashed a few times when I came down on business for about a year. She legit wanted to be with me, but I didn’t with her.
Couple other situations where coworkers legit threw the p*ssy at me. I had one of the HR coordinators at my job trying to holla at me, but HR was way too close for comfort for me.
Now that I think about it...I lost my viginity to a chick I worked with. And a few during my UPS days.
shyt...I was a late bloomer, but I just might be a hoe...lol
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murksiderock
Superstar
Doing it now, have done it plenty of times...
Like others said it gets tough if you smashing multiple coworkers at the same time, or if you used to hit one then start hitting another. Really doesn't put your job in jeopardy if you aren't in a supervisory position but as an etiquette, dont smash more than one at a time and give it some time to breathe between fukking one and moving on to another....
Like others said it gets tough if you smashing multiple coworkers at the same time, or if you used to hit one then start hitting another. Really doesn't put your job in jeopardy if you aren't in a supervisory position but as an etiquette, dont smash more than one at a time and give it some time to breathe between fukking one and moving on to another....
Gunz&Butta
All Star
When you work in a big hospital, you can smash whoever you want and you won't see them more than once a month if you dont want to. Im not supervisor or manager to none of these hoes, so idgaf
If a b1tch comes to check up on me too much, I just switch to night shift
If a b1tch comes to check up on me too much, I just switch to night shift
Music Fiend
Superstar
Ima keep it real.
It has never worked out. EVER. for me or my circle.
It has never worked out. EVER. for me or my circle.
Way back when I worked at walmart we both worked closing shift and we'd wait at the same bus stop. I just bussed a move and after a little talking I was in there. I quit shortly after for unrelated reasons but it didn't affect anything cause I worked way back in the grocery section and she was cash so I ain't even see her during my shift. We didn't last that long she was dry asf it was a struggle to hold a convo with her.