Successful "Smashing Coworker" stories?

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Had one opportunity in the military.

passed it up because it was the smart thing to do. Sometimes I look back on it and think what if plus I know she wasa FREAK because when she didn’t get me she moved to my homey and he told me... she was eating ass n everything... but I simply don’t trust women. I’m good. She started calling him and bugging on him he had to block her. So I dodged a bullet BUT again I still sometimes think what if ..... sucks but it was smart. That’s the eternal dilemma. She also was NOT down for a threesome so that’s also why I passed. Wasn’t worth the crazy.
 

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All ended bad and/or messy

Made a pact with myself I wouldn't smash any more broads that I work with

All the chicks I made out with or smashed had boyfriends except 1.
 

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When you work in a big hospital, you can smash whoever you want and you won't see them more than once a month if you dont want to. Im not supervisor or manager to none of these hoes, so idgaf:yeshrug:

If a b1tch comes to check up on me too much, I just switch to night shift :russ:
i used to work at this one large hospital... man the gems you find with those freaky young environmental services, security guards and chicks in the cafeteria are untapped jewels.
 

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i used to work at this one large hospital... man the gems you find with those freaky young environmental services, security guards and chicks in the cafeteria are untapped jewels.
This breh knows:myman:
Cafeteria chicks be shooting they shot by scanning half of your shyt at the checkout line. The first day, im like this chick didnt ring up my Gatorade :patrice:
The second day she did the same thing, im like:ohhh: this bytch want some d1ck.:steviej:
 

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This breh knows:myman:
Cafeteria chicks be shooting they shot by scanning half of your shyt at the checkout line. The first day, im like this chick didnt ring up my Gatorade :patrice:
The second day she did the same thing, im like:ohhh: this bytch want some d1ck.:steviej:
ninja what... getting lunch specials with fries, chips and etc.. only pay. for a small drink... yes sir.
 

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Almost had a pawg coworker one night after work we were touching and kissing but I had a feeling my girl at the time was coming who was also a coworker shyt so I left the pawg to go somewhere with my girl. PAWG still hits me but moved to a white people state.

I worked at a call center and knew a shorty from middle school and one day just as work was finishing I went to her and was like “yo let’s hit macdonalds” after that we went to a macdonalds by my house then to the crib because she was on birth control I didn’t have to pull out :wow:


I put a couple fries in her p*ssy and she ate them
 

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Almost had a pawg coworker one night after work we were touching and kissing but I had a feeling my girl at the time was coming who was also a coworker shyt so I left the pawg to go somewhere with my girl. PAWG still hits me but moved to a white people state.

I worked at a call center and knew a shorty from middle school and one day just as work was finishing I went to her and was like “yo let’s hit macdonalds” after that we went to a macdonalds by my house then to the crib because she was on birth control I didn’t have to pull out :wow:


I put a couple fries in her p*ssy and she ate them
:what:
 

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Almost had a pawg coworker one night after work we were touching and kissing but I had a feeling my girl at the time was coming who was also a coworker shyt so I left the pawg to go somewhere with my girl. PAWG still hits me but moved to a white people state.

I worked at a call center and knew a shorty from middle school and one day just as work was finishing I went to her and was like “yo let’s hit macdonalds” after that we went to a macdonalds by my house then to the crib because she was on birth control I didn’t have to pull out :wow:


I put a couple fries in her p*ssy and she ate them

Yo :mjlol:

You couldve left that part out :dead:
 

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Everybody is fukking at work.

The funniest part about dynamics of office sex is that sometimes you will see/hear about ppl fukking that had they met/encountered each other ANYWHERE else, they would never in a million years be fukking each other. Something about the workplace and the pressures/emotions etc that it arises in ppl.
 

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I've slept with five coworkers, one of which was my team lead back in a summer job during college. Never had any issues, granted two of them were already in relationships, themselves. :yeshrug: I'm more surprised at how guys don't end up inevitably sleeping with coworkers. Not knocking you, either. Take a lot of restraint given how accessible & easy it is. I'm married and split time between a psych practice & hospital. I'm around horny nurses & middle aged NP/MDs constantly, and this has easily been the most challenging two years of my life as it pertains to infidelity.

What job/career do you have?
 

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I've slept with five coworkers, one of which was my team lead back in a summer job during college. Never had any issues, granted two of them were already in relationships, themselves. :yeshrug: I'm more surprised at how guys don't end up inevitably sleeping with coworkers. Not knocking you, either. Take a lot of restraint given how accessible & easy it is. I'm married and split time between a psych practice & hospital. I'm around horny nurses & middle aged NP/MDs constantly, and this has easily been the most challenging two years of my life as it pertains to infidelity.

Yeah, I can definitely understand why brehs do it. Familiarity and frequent contact fosters it. There have been plenty of times where, completely out of nowhere it felt like, I was saying "Damn, I didn't know ol' girl was holding like THAT."
 
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