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It was a success in terms of no drama

BUT...

I was in my mid 20's working for a very well known credit card company. So this new snowbunny transfers to my department and I proceed to pay her no mind, at this point white girls ain't even on my radar. So one day she planned an outing for happy hour after work and invited people from our department and some other departments around us. She came over and told me the plan for the night and when I found out this thick sista I wanted was coming, I decided to go myself. So I get there and surprisingly a lot of people actually show up. We having a good time, drinking, talking etc...I find Thicky Minaj and start putting my bid in and ya boy is winning. I slide to the bar to get her a drink and as I'm there, snowbunny pulls up and asks if only black girls get drinks from me. *OHHHHH* So I say, 'past history would make it seem so' and shrugged. Without missing a beat, she responded, 'then I need to be black for the night'. shyt just got real interesting. I went back over to Thicky and took the temperature about possible further discussions on her love seat, NOPE! So I took her number and went upstairs to the balcony and waived Snow up about 5 minutes later. Within 2 sentences, TWO, she says she's ready to leave and asks if I wanna come over to her place and that her name is Keisha the rest if the night. Can't front, I laughed. So I follow her over to her crib and she pours some wine and we just shooting the shyt. I guess she was passed the preliminaries and unzipped her skirt and waved into the bedroom. We did what adults do and we did it WELL!


But here's where things go left..

The next morning she gets up to goto work, but I don't have to go in until later so she says just hop the balcony(1st floor) and lock the front door, cool! So I go back to sleep. About an hour goes by and I get a call from my desk phone at work and I'm thinking it's my homegirl/lead wanting some breakfast or something. I pick up and..

Verbal: hello

Snow: hey sleepy head

Verbal: *thinking oh no* why are you calling me from my desk?

Snow: I was calling to make sure you lock the door before you leave

Verbal: And you had to do it from my desk?

Snow: It smells like you over here, sorry

At this point, I know where this going and I'm not happy. But it gets worse, I hear a voice in the background asking who she was talking to in a way that you could see the person smirking as they asked.

Snow: oh this is verbal, he's at my house. Do you need to talk to him?

MOTHERfukkER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Verbal: bytch, what the fu...

*voice grabs the phone*

Voice: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

It's my lead Kim

Kim: Soooooooooooo...

Verbal: FUCCCKKKKK!!!

Kim: You got lost on the way home?

Verbal: Kim, don't let that girl run her mouth today

Kim: Why verbal? You don't want anybody to know or just SOMEBODY?

She knows I got my eyes on Thicky

Verbal *coppin pleas*: don't be like that, we better than that. We homies, help me out here

Kim *laughin*: that's what you get for trying to be sneaky

Verbal: Thicky CAN'T find out about this

Kim: I can't make no promises.

Verbal: Put Snow back on the phone

Snow: Yesss

Verbal: what the fukk is wrong with you? It's like you trying to broadcast my business

Snow: Are you ashamed?

Verbal: I just like keeping people out of my business

At this point, what's about to happen made me think this was all planned.

Snow: oh hey Thicky, did you have fun last night?

Verbal: *hangs up*

Lmao

This is a great story.

 

[Ezekiel 25:17]

From Walmart, sure.

A regular career job? No. I just want to work and go home.

 

[patscorpio]

in my professional life when i was single...i couldnt do it..cant shyt where you eat

 

[SheWantTheD]

It was a success in terms of no drama

BUT...

I was in my mid 20's working for a very well known credit card company. So this new snowbunny transfers to my department and I proceed to pay her no mind, at this point white girls ain't even on my radar. So one day she planned an outing for happy hour after work and invited people from our department and some other departments around us. She came over and told me the plan for the night and when I found out this thick sista I wanted was coming, I decided to go myself. So I get there and surprisingly a lot of people actually show up. We having a good time, drinking, talking etc...I find Thicky Minaj and start putting my bid in and ya boy is winning. I slide to the bar to get her a drink and as I'm there, snowbunny pulls up and asks if only black girls get drinks from me. *OHHHHH* So I say, 'past history would make it seem so' and shrugged. Without missing a beat, she responded, 'then I need to be black for the night'. shyt just got real interesting. I went back over to Thicky and took the temperature about possible further discussions on her love seat, NOPE! So I took her number and went upstairs to the balcony and waived Snow up about 5 minutes later. Within 2 sentences, TWO, she says she's ready to leave and asks if I wanna come over to her place and that her name is Keisha the rest if the night. Can't front, I laughed. So I follow her over to her crib and she pours some wine and we just shooting the shyt. I guess she was passed the preliminaries and unzipped her skirt and waved into the bedroom. We did what adults do and we did it WELL!


But here's where things go left..

The next morning she gets up to goto work, but I don't have to go in until later so she says just hop the balcony(1st floor) and lock the front door, cool! So I go back to sleep. About an hour goes by and I get a call from my desk phone at work and I'm thinking it's my homegirl/lead wanting some breakfast or something. I pick up and..

Verbal: hello

Snow: hey sleepy head

Verbal: *thinking oh no* why are you calling me from my desk?

Snow: I was calling to make sure you lock the door before you leave

Verbal: And you had to do it from my desk?

Snow: It smells like you over here, sorry

At this point, I know where this going and I'm not happy. But it gets worse, I hear a voice in the background asking who she was talking to in a way that you could see the person smirking as they asked.

Snow: oh this is verbal, he's at my house. Do you need to talk to him?

MOTHERfukkER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Verbal: bytch, what the fu...

*voice grabs the phone*

Voice: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

It's my lead Kim

Kim: Soooooooooooo...

Verbal: FUCCCKKKKK!!!

Kim: You got lost on the way home?

Verbal: Kim, don't let that girl run her mouth today

Kim: Why verbal? You don't want anybody to know or just SOMEBODY?

She knows I got my eyes on Thicky

Verbal *coppin pleas*: don't be like that, we better than that. We homies, help me out here

Kim *laughin*: that's what you get for trying to be sneaky

Verbal: Thicky CAN'T find out about this

Kim: I can't make no promises.

Verbal: Put Snow back on the phone

Snow: Yesss

Verbal: what the fukk is wrong with you? It's like you trying to broadcast my business

Snow: Are you ashamed?

Verbal: I just like keeping people out of my business

At this point, what's about to happen made me think this was all planned.

Snow: oh hey Thicky, did you have fun last night?

Verbal: *hangs up*

I've come across too many white girls this thirsty.. no thank you.

They'll be a nice wife for some white man one day though

 

[WaveWhisperer]

It was a success in terms of no drama

BUT...

I was in my mid 20's working for a very well known credit card company. So this new snowbunny transfers to my department and I proceed to pay her no mind, at this point white girls ain't even on my radar. So one day she planned an outing for happy hour after work and invited people from our department and some other departments around us. She came over and told me the plan for the night and when I found out this thick sista I wanted was coming, I decided to go myself. So I get there and surprisingly a lot of people actually show up. We having a good time, drinking, talking etc...I find Thicky Minaj and start putting my bid in and ya boy is winning. I slide to the bar to get her a drink and as I'm there, snowbunny pulls up and asks if only black girls get drinks from me. *OHHHHH* So I say, 'past history would make it seem so' and shrugged. Without missing a beat, she responded, 'then I need to be black for the night'. shyt just got real interesting. I went back over to Thicky and took the temperature about possible further discussions on her love seat, NOPE! So I took her number and went upstairs to the balcony and waived Snow up about 5 minutes later. Within 2 sentences, TWO, she says she's ready to leave and asks if I wanna come over to her place and that her name is Keisha the rest if the night. Can't front, I laughed. So I follow her over to her crib and she pours some wine and we just shooting the shyt. I guess she was passed the preliminaries and unzipped her skirt and waved into the bedroom. We did what adults do and we did it WELL!


But here's where things go left..

The next morning she gets up to goto work, but I don't have to go in until later so she says just hop the balcony(1st floor) and lock the front door, cool! So I go back to sleep. About an hour goes by and I get a call from my desk phone at work and I'm thinking it's my homegirl/lead wanting some breakfast or something. I pick up and..

Verbal: hello

Snow: hey sleepy head

Verbal: *thinking oh no* why are you calling me from my desk?

Snow: I was calling to make sure you lock the door before you leave

Verbal: And you had to do it from my desk?

Snow: It smells like you over here, sorry

At this point, I know where this going and I'm not happy. But it gets worse, I hear a voice in the background asking who she was talking to in a way that you could see the person smirking as they asked.

Snow: oh this is verbal, he's at my house. Do you need to talk to him?

MOTHERfukkER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Verbal: bytch, what the fu...

*voice grabs the phone*

Voice: I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.

It's my lead Kim

Kim: Soooooooooooo...

Verbal: FUCCCKKKKK!!!

Kim: You got lost on the way home?

Verbal: Kim, don't let that girl run her mouth today

Kim: Why verbal? You don't want anybody to know or just SOMEBODY?

She knows I got my eyes on Thicky

Verbal *coppin pleas*: don't be like that, we better than that. We homies, help me out here

Kim *laughin*: that's what you get for trying to be sneaky

Verbal: Thicky CAN'T find out about this

Kim: I can't make no promises.

Verbal: Put Snow back on the phone

Snow: Yesss

Verbal: what the fukk is wrong with you? It's like you trying to broadcast my business

Snow: Are you ashamed?

Verbal: I just like keeping people out of my business

At this point, what's about to happen made me think this was all planned.

Snow: oh hey Thicky, did you have fun last night?

Verbal: *hangs up*

breehhhhhhhhhhh

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

Was at work early and got "caught" after da fact after droppin' this ham awff in my pastry chef draws on da bathroom fleaux in a known Atlanta steakhouse I was working at some years back. Da paisas seent us coming out.. We went upstairs, made breakfast and finished da shift.

 

[Alvin]

I've slept with five coworkers, one of which was my team lead back in a summer job during college. Never had any issues, granted two of them were already in relationships, themselves. I'm more surprised at how guys don't end up inevitably sleeping with coworkers. Not knocking you, either. Take a lot of restraint given how accessible & easy it is. I'm married and split time between a psych practice & hospital. I'm around horny nurses & middle aged NP/MDs constantly, and this has easily been the most challenging two years of my life as it pertains to infidelity.

They tell you this or is it through non verbal communication

 

[Alvin]

Almost had a pawg coworker one night after work we were touching and kissing but I had a feeling my girl at the time was coming who was also a coworker shyt so I left the pawg to go somewhere with my girl. PAWG still hits me but moved to a white people state.

I worked at a call center and knew a shorty from middle school and one day just as work was finishing I went to her and was like “yo let’s hit macdonalds” after that we went to a macdonalds by my house then to the crib because she was on birth control I didn’t have to pull out


I put a couple fries in her p*ssy and she ate them

I hope that bytch flushed them out, bytch going to have a yeast infection

 

[FocusedDaily]

She was in her late 40’s had a son away at college. I’d slide after work, She’d sometimes fix me a drink , sit and talk for 5-10 mins max, then get right to it., no games or time wasting. I’d be home w a full stomach and empty balls by 7:30 pm. Even managed to have a couple 3 sums w her. She ended it when she told her sister about how she was getting v her groove back w a younger coworker, and she cockblocked.