Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

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You know what would help with this? If these children talked to eachother:martin:

And having a parent going :ufdup: when one of the kids doesn't follow an established vision/plan for the story. Instead we got this...

JJ: Ma, can I rehash the original movie and use my good ol' mystery box storytelling? :noah:

KK: Sure thing kid :ehh:

RJ: Ma, I think the first movie is boring, I have completely different ideas for every single plot point. Can I do it? :feedme:

KK: Sure thing kiddo :russell:

JJ: MAAA, what the fukk do I do know? :merchant:

KK: Just play wrap it up and give me some money :damn:
 

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I honestly don't get it. Did she get paid way less than in TLJ? The only thing that Last Jedi got any consensus on was Canto Bight being horrible and most people thought the Finn/Rose relationship was either weird, rushed or complete bullshyt :heh:

The same people fake outraging over Kelly Marie Tran getting the :camby: in ROS would be crying foul over people shytting on her character if she actually got a lot of screen time in this last movie :mjlol:

If anyone got done diry in this sequel trilogy it was Gwendoline Christie and no one gave a shyt about it :pachaha:
After what happened with Game Of Thrones, it was probably for the best...:skip:
 

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I agree, from a story perspective, they should have kept her as a lead since they essentially made Finn and Rose a couple in TLJ.....guess Asia wouldn't like that either lol...
They did it for China...same reason Donnie Yen was in Rouge 1...granted he didn't do too much.

They don't seem to realise that China don't fukk with Star Wars like that....Pacific Rim probably did better numbers :mjlol:
 

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I will say that I enjoyed Kylo pulling the fukk up on Palpatine like a real Sith would

"fukk you mean EMPEROR? This the First Order bruv....and you looking at the SUPREME LEADER...I don't need a Master, I'm looking for an Apprentice" :ufdup:

No bodyguards, no entourage, came to the Sith Hood with all his jewelry on, khyber crystal rings bling bling...
 

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Didn't even know they selled Rose figures :bryan:

i made points about the toy aspect in this thread, but i can't imagine kids wanting jackshyt from this movies. they weren't even ready with Baby Yoda, which characters besides BB-8 and Porgs would kids want from this trilogy? Phasma was pathetic. Maybe this Babu Frick character?
 

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i made points about the toy aspect in this thread, but i can't imagine kids wanting jackshyt from this movies. they weren't even ready with Baby Yoda, which characters besides BB-8 and Porgs would kids want from this trilogy? Phasma was pathetic. Maybe this Babu Frick character?

All the kids probably still want the OG/PT characters....maybe Hux? Ren is a joke since he keeps getting beat by a girl....Poe is obnoxious without any charm, Finn yells "Rey"...Rose looks like a delivery Viet-Cong soldier, and boys or girls aren't rocking with Rey...
 
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