Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[The Fukin Prophecy]

I thought that was the setup. Finn being the Betty to Kylo's Veronica for Rey's Archie. Hell, that was probably JJ's intention.

The options with Finn were so damn good breh...

That's how his character should of went IMO...

TLJ should of ended with Kylo and Rey in the throne room...Could of easily swung it as she stayed with him to save Leia and the rebels on Crait and thinks she can turn him...

The rebel army is completely decimated on Crait, Kylo concedes they are no threat to him with Rey by his side and he might actually still care for his mother...

All is thought to be lost until Leia or Lukes ghost realize Finn is force sensitive...Finn undergoes Jedi training with Luke/Leia...Poe, Lando, Chewey, 3Po go off on a recruiting quest to revive the rebellion...At some point Poe returns and they realize they don't have the numbers to go to war with the First Order but what they do have is Finn, a new Jedi who also happens to be a former First Order stormtrooper...They devise a plan to infiltrate the First Order and turn his storm trooper brethren against the First Order in revolt...

Movie ends with Finn facing off against Kylo and the Knights of Ren...Finn tells Rey who her real parents are which he learned from Luke...She joins Finn and they take out Kylo and the Knights of Ren...

But nah we can't have a strong black man saving a white woman in Kathleen Kennedy's the force is female space wars...

 

[TobiOT]

Forgot about that fat neckbeard who's shows up halfway, who Leia and Rose get on his case about not being positive and he dies later didn't even realise he was in Force Awakens

I didn't even realise Lupita was in this film that's how much I interest I had in this film....would've been a good jedi character

 

[TobiOT]

I felt more emotional investment watching CATS.

Damn

 

[TobiOT]

Still hilarious that Leia & Luke were like at Rey being a Palpatine...but Luke was on sight as soon as he sensed something dark about Ben

 

[detach]

Because they didn't have a plan...

Multiple directors with distinctly different visions for the trilogy...

I really don't understand how anyone can cape for RJ though...

The character assassination of Luke is unforgivable but what he did to Finn IMO is even worse...Dude turned an interesting storm trooper defector who might be force sensitive into black token comedic relief simp sidekick...smh

Nah breh jj did that when they had him as a janitor towards the end of TFA.

 

[The Wolf Among You]

I don’t know what some of you guys are talking about, JJ threw Rian an alley-oop with Luke going into hiding, there’s so many cool things that Luke could’ve been preparing to combat Snoke and Kylo.


How cool would it have been if Kylo had slowly converted to the dark side under Luke’s nose, and also converting some of his fellow likeminded padawans(who later join the Knights of Ren) Kylo helps Snoke get the drop on Luke, and Luke seeing his academy crumbling, and countless of his students dead, he manages to save maybe 2-3 students, and flees with the intent to complete his remaining students’ Jedi training. The Force senses that Luke’s roster doesn’t have nearly as much potential as Kylo Ren, and starts calling out to Rey, and lead her to Luke.
There so many directions Rian could’ve taken Luke’s hiding.

 

[HHR]

I don’t know what some of you guys are talking about, JJ threw Rian an alley-oop with Luke going into hiding, there’s so many cool things that Luke could’ve been preparing to combat Snoke and Kylo.


How cool would it have been if Kylo had slowly converted to the dark side under Luke’s nose, and also converting some of his fellow likeminded padawans(who later join the Knights of Ren) Kylo helps Snoke get the drop on Luke, and Luke seeing his academy crumbling, and countless of his students dead, he manages to save maybe 2-3 students, and flees with the intent to complete his remaining students’ Jedi training. The Force senses that Luke’s roster doesn’t have nearly as much potential as Kylo Ren, and starts calling out to Rey, and lead her to Luke.
There so many directions Rian could’ve taken Luke’s hiding.

A lot of us think the way he did take it was much more interesting than anything you suggested.

 

[The Wolf Among You]

A lot of us think the way he did take it was much more interesting than anything you suggested.

I guess.

 

[Makavalli]

Still hilarious that Leia & Luke were like at Rey being a Palpatine...but Luke was on sight as soon as he sensed something dark about Ben

was there some reshoots for this movie cause in the beginning palps told kylo to kill rey then at the end he saying he wanted her to strike him down so he could take over her body???

was this shyt so fukked that they edited wrong pieces into the final cut

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

I forgot to bring it up

But the opening trailers were literally 30 god damn mins



I was 15 mins late and STILL had comfortable time to get some snacks

 

[Inertia Creeps]

Never forget...

I'd beat Rian Johnson and JJ Abrams asses if I was Boyega for how they did Finn. Turn the character with the best backstory and potential development into some comedy relief clown who can't do nothing but scream his lungs out simping for some Mary Sue PAWG every other damn scene

Even the other characters in the movie are like "Bruh stop yelling your head off and chasing that bytch like a damn fool " when he did that shyt in the middle of Rey and Kylo's fight

 

[TheGodling]

A lot of us think the way he did take it was much more interesting than anything you suggested.

Did someone order a cloud because I am seeing tons of shade here?

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

I don’t know what some of you guys are talking about, JJ threw Rian an alley-oop with Luke going into hiding, there’s so many cool things that Luke could’ve been preparing to combat Snoke and Kylo.


How cool would it have been if Kylo had slowly converted to the dark side under Luke’s nose, and also converting some of his fellow likeminded padawans(who later join the Knights of Ren) Kylo helps Snoke get the drop on Luke, and Luke seeing his academy crumbling, and countless of his students dead, he manages to save maybe 2-3 students, and flees with the intent to complete his remaining students’ Jedi training. The Force senses that Luke’s roster doesn’t have nearly as much potential as Kylo Ren, and starts calling out to Rey, and lead her to Luke.
There so many directions Rian could’ve taken Luke’s hiding.

Again, look at Luke's reaction when Rey shows up in JJ's film. Does that look like a man who's ready to fight?

JJ gave Rian a shyt sandwich.

 

[The Wolf Among You]

Again, look at Luke's reaction when Rey shows up in JJ's film. Does that look like a man who's ready to fight?

JJ gave Rian a shyt sandwich.

I’ve recently rewatched The Force Awakens, and Luke looks conflicted. There are other paths to take than turning Luke into a coward in The Last Jedi.

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

I’ve recently rewatched The Force Awakens, and Luke looks conflicted. There are other paths to take than turning Luke into a coward in The Last Jedi.

I agree, but JJ definitely didn't alley-oop Rian a badass Luke who was ready to wreck shyt.