Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (Official Thread)

[Luke Cage]

Lol

 

[The Mad Titan]

I can understand people liking the prequels it had cool battles from some of the people they really wanted to see... so even if the story wasn't great you can at least say you enjoyed the battles and things.

The sequels though...

I really can't think of anything redeeming about it over all.

 

[Brian O'Conner]

 

[TobiOT]

Quick thoughts....film wasn't boring....that's all I'll say for now

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Because that would make him a hero? The Resistance is down to a handful of ships and troops and planets are getting wiped off the fukking map and Snoke/Ren/Hux are taking over the galaxy and you think that's a heroic decision for Luke to take him off the chessboard and placed on an island that nobody can find.

Yoda did much worse and he’s one of the most beloved Jedi. He sat in a swamp while the empire not only ruined the galaxy but also wiped out the remaining Jedi.

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Yoda did much worse and he’s one of the most beloved Jedi. He sat in a swamp while the empire not only ruined the galaxy but also wiped out the remaining Jedi.

Yeah he just sat there...watching over the chosen one's children....learning the key to force-immortality..teaching Obi-Wan the same....training and guiding Jedi all over the galaxy (Ezra, Ahsoka and Kanan, all appearing in TROS)...ensured the survival of the Jedi ways....trained the guy who redeemed Anakin.

Definitely worse than moping on an island drinking tittypus and wanting the Jedi Order to die out

And that's just the things Yoda did that we know of NOW

 

[TobiOT]

Chewbacca losing all his friends

Poe is complete and utter loser


Finn friendzoned another chick who was clearly into him and this one who was more in common with him for Rey

Harrison Ford didn't care enough to shave his beard, Han should've told told Kylo that he '"was being a fakkit" and it would have had the same effect as what he told him already

 

[Conz]

I can understand people liking the prequels it had cool battles from some of the people they really wanted to see... so even if the story wasn't great you can at least say you enjoyed the battles and things.

The sequels though...

I really can't think of anything redeeming about it over all.

The "Holdo maneuver" may end up being be the "coolest" thing in the sequels, tbh

 

[I AM WARHOL]

I love how the same people couldn't get ANY enjoyment out of The Dark Phoenix movie but can enjoy this for what it is.....



The Dark Phoenix movie>>>>The star wars trilogy

That movie was completely garbage but I'd watch it 3 times in a row over watching the sequel trilogy again

 

[TobiOT]

I love how the same people couldn't get ANY enjoyment out of The Dark Phoenix movie but can enjoy this for what it is.....



The Dark Phoenix movie>>>>The star wars trilogy

 

[I AM WARHOL]

Why is no one equally upset about the Jedis and the Sith having an avatar state??

 

[TobiOT]

Forgot about this nikka Lando popping up like he learned instant transmission,

Would've been nice to see him, Chewie, Leia, Han and Luke all together

And That C3PO thing was pointless and he was treated like shyt through-out the whole film can tell Anthony Daniels had the and I can see why he had a particular disdain for this trilogy.

And the Chewie getting "killed by Rey" was dumb as hell....Rey like: Chewie Finn like; REY!!! 2 SECONDS later Chewie:

General Hux on his Randall from Recess bullshyt, then getting killed by the Tarkin wannabe


Half of this film should've been put in the Last Jedi. Should've had Rey join Kylo, then Finn starts his jedi training and brings her back in the third film, trash idea but it would made a little more sense

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

Yeah he just sat there...watching over the chosen one's children....learning the key to force-immortality..teaching Obi-Wan the same....training and guiding Jedi all over the galaxy (Ezra, Ahsoka and Kanan, all appearing in TROS)...ensured the survival of the Jedi ways....trained the guy who redeemed Anakin.

Definitely worse than moping on an island drinking tittypus and wanting the Jedi Order to die out

And that's just the things Yoda did that we know of NOW

I mean JJ put Rian in a difficult position to have to explain why Luke left and didn’t tell anyone where he was

 

[The Fukin Prophecy]

The "Holdo maneuver" will end up being be the most retarded thing in the entire saga

Fixed for accuracy...

It made no fukking sense on any level...

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

I mean JJ put Rian in a difficult position to have to explain why Luke left and didn’t tell anyone where he was

He left a map behind. It’s a major plot point of the force awakens.