Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Official Thread)

[Los!]

Well, you atleast can view some of the dope scenes..i know im one of the few that defend it here, cause the script was a mess, and its now JJ’s time to right the ship, story wise..this movie did give great looking scenes, and shyt that made my inner star wars nerd orgasim (opening scene with the x wing, that vacuum sound effect with the hammerhead, and how great the visual of red planet under the salt). Wonder how that hour and a half documentary is

yeah that opening X-Wing scene was great i watched it a few times

 

[Los!]

Im still coppin that steelbook

I dont have a choice

 

[ORDER_66]

SMH how they give him his own trilogy after this mess?

Kathleen Kennedy.... she's milking this shyt for ALL its worth.... and based on how much he screwed the entire franchise up I would revoke him getting a standalone trilogy off GP... but hey in hollywood cacs gon cac....

 

[FlyRy]

fukked up thing is I still love Star Wars I gotta own a copy of this piece of shyt

I'm gonna use the t-mobile tuesday VUDU credit and cop the UHD digital. Even though I own all the previous Star Wars movies on disc I refuse to let this movie take up one of my few remaining free spaces on my shelf.

Maybe by the time the 9 movie collection comes out in a 4K collection I'll be over it.

 

[ORDER_66]

The only thing I pray for is that JJ writes the shyt out of Ep.9 and REVERSES EVERYTHING RIAN JOHNSON did....

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

SMH how they give him his own trilogy after this mess?

He gave KK a girl power SW movie, and he managed to "subvert" an established saga of 7 episodes to do so

Y'all know she created a SW show that focuses only on the female characters right? Every episode is focused on either Padme/Leia/Ashoka/Rey etc:

Star Wars Forces of Destiny - Wikipedia

Most people I talk to don't know about that shyt and think I'm joking, then I pull it up and I ALWAYS get a

 

[Alpha Male]

There’s a documentary series on Netflix right now about various popular toy franchises. There’s an episode on the Star Wars craze of the 70’s and 80’s... as well as an episode on GI Joe and Barbie.

There was also an episode on He-Man and Masters of the Universe, and for those that don’t know... that was the most profitsble toy line in the world for a few years. Literally came out of nowhere and DOMINATED in sales.

What’s interesting though is that it didn’t just gradually fade away... in fact the fall of the franchise came very suddenly. One year they were on top of the world and the next year they were struggling to break even.

One of the execs in the documentary, even to this very day, blames it all on SHEERA.

Again for those that don’t know Sheera was basically the female He-Man and was created to appeal to little girls. Before you knew it she was all in the videos and they started branding shyt as HE-MAN and SHEERA.

The exec claims that this drove boys away from He-Man because all of a sudden now girls were playing with it... and once your little sister starts playing with the same toys as you... you don’t wanna play with it anymore.

The same will inevitably happen with Star Wars. Little boys don’t wanna play with REY or JYN URSO. Even the “big bad guy” Kylo Ren got his ass kicked by a girl in the movie. Who would wanna play as that fakkit?

 

[Duke_Droese]

There’s a documentary series on Netflix right now about various popular toy franchises. There’s an episode on the Star Wars craze of the 70’s and 80’s... as well as an episode on GI Joe and Barbie.

There was also an episode on He-Man and Masters of the Universe, and for those that don’t know... that was the most profitsble toy line in the world for a few years. Literally came out of nowhere and DOMINATED in sales.

What’s interesting though is that it didn’t just gradually fade away... in fact the fall of the franchise came very suddenly. One year they were on top of the world and the next year they were struggling to break even.

One of the execs in the documentary, even to this very day, blames it all on SHEERA.

Again for those that don’t know Sheera was basically the female He-Man and was created to appeal to little girls. Before you knew it she was all in the videos and they started branding shyt as HE-MAN and SHEERA.

The exec claims that this drove boys away from He-Man because all of a sudden now girls were playing with it... and once your little sister starts playing with the same toys as you... you don’t wanna play with it anymore.

The same will inevitably happen with Star Wars. Little boys don’t wanna play with REY or JYN URSO. Even the “big bad guy” Kylo Ren got his ass kicked by a girl in the movie. Who would wanna play as that fakkit?

and little kids are going to be thinking new age titty milk drinking luke looks funny in the light. no chance luke action figures are going to sell anymore

 

[Alpha Male]

and little kids are going to be thinking new age titty milk drinking luke looks funny in the light. no chance luke action figures are going to sell anymore

obi wan in the first movie was pretty cool and was a badass. he was wise, he had the sand people shook, he chopped off that dudes arm in the cantina, he went toe to toe with vader... he was a G.

a newbie to star wars won't have that same opinion of luke after seeing TLJ. he wasn't wise, he wasn't tough, he was insecure... and he lost to rey in a fight. oh and yea he drinks weird walrus milk...

then of course you have finn who is a complete nobody. he's not good at anything... constantly portrayed as a beta.

poe is kinda cool in the traditional sense because he's a cocky pilot and actually blows shyt up... but he's also made to look like an idiot so that admiral granny panties can shine.

kylo ren is of course the furthest thing away from a cool villain... he's a whiny bytch who got his ass kicked by a girl.


there is NO male figure in these movies worth a god damn... let alone one that would make a good action figure

 

[ciubaca]

Im trying to watch this... started yesterday. I keep pausing it and keep doing other shyt. I rly cant get into this shyt
The same thing happened with rogue one. I just dont give a shyt about any of these characters. I guess i fell about SW the same way most SW fans feel about LOTR movies
We need to do this we need to sneak there At the end of the movie the rebels will get their W and at the begining of the next one the First Order will still rule all the galaxy. And round and round it goes

 

[Rekkapryde]

I ain't neva seen you act like that!

I was so hot leaving the theater after that watching that hot garbage. Just went back to my hotel room and went to sleep. fukk that trash and cats coppin pleas for that nonsense.

 

[beenz]

TFA was clearly a reboot with a similar story as a new hope. But that's not a bad thing since that's a classic movie. I enjoyed it.

TLJ is just a clusterfukk of nonsense. Why were the one liners in this movie right from the get go? Why was Luke milking aliens and fishing? That kinda fukkery had never taken place in a star movie ever. It was cartoonish.

Also killing like was pointless. He didn't even train ray. And the Jedi training scenes were fukking retarded to boot.

The casino scenes and horse racing was dumb as well. The Rose character was forced into the plot in order for Finn to have a storyline?

 

[Alpha Male]

The casino scenes and horse racing was dumb as well. The Rose character was forced into the plot in order for Finn to have a storyline?

More like she was there to pander to feminists and diversity obsessed weirdos.

 

[Art Barr]

Sohh,....
Now after the deleted scenes show Johnson is inept about star wars and dead set on ruining luke Skywalker and all the characters and making a parody out of light sabres all together.

I think we can say him and Kathleen Kennedy need to be fired for creating this sjw based film.

In a film franchise where no one ever complained about the female characters ever being the leader, having the most raw kills in hand to hand and blaster shot accuracy.
This whole act like females were falsely represented in the star wars saga sjw agenda is false.





Art Barr

 

[Duke_Droese]

Sohh,....
Now after the deleted scenes show Johnson is inept about star wars and dead set on ruining luke Skywalker and all the characters and making a parody out of light sabres all together.

I think we can say him and Kathleen Kennedy need to be fired for cresting this sjw passed film.

In a film franchise where no one ever complained about the female characters ever being the leader, having the most raw kills in hand to hand and blaster shot accuracy.
This whole act like females were falsely represented in the star wars saga sjw agenda is false.

Art Barr

Leia, Ahsoka, Mon Mothma, Ventress, Mother Talzin etc. all shyt over the forced feminism stuff the new movies are pushing. Even the main bish from Rogue One was decent as there was no cucking of men in that.

Sad thing is that I don't see anyway it can be redeemed without a reboot as the 3rd movie can't save a train wreck.

Maybe luke wakes up and it was some dream caused by palpatine/plageus coming back Or ezra comes back with god tier darkside force abilities learnt in the abyss with a million space whale goons on deck .