Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Official Thread)

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the film hasn't got a lightsaber battle in it? :picard:

I refuse to pay and watch this film

They fight these guys, which i thought was pretty damn dope and made up for the lack of a lightsaber duel

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If we get an actual lightsaber fight in the future. The way this shyt going lightsabers are not even safe.:heh:

the new jedi order will probably swap out lightsabers for some new breast shaped weapon, as the lightsaber is too similar to a penis and serves as a form of subjugation of women.

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If we get an actual lightsaber fight in the future. The way this shyt going lightsabers are not even safe.:heh:

Maybe we'll get more stickduels :banderas:

Critics are going to be like "omg they're subverting so many expectations, best SW since Empire and The Last Jedi :noah:" while audiences are looking like :scust:

Some kid somewhere will show up with a stick to a bunch of other kids playing with lightsabers and will get the roasting of a lifetime
 

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An empty fight versus faceless nobodies with nothing really at stake. It'll be quickly forgotten and brushed under the rug once we get an ACTUAL lightsaber fight in the future.
U didnt like the lightsaber to the face move?
 
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