Star Wars: The Last Jedi (Official Thread)

[Bryan Danielson]

GOOD GOD!!! Star Wars made more domestically in 4 days than Justice League made in 5 weekends

Martha

 

[TKOK]

Film got an "A" Cinemascore and 7.9 on IMDB. The only divisive place has been RT, surprising to be honest

I loved the movie, but I dunno if Cinemascore is a go to for movie ratings, almost every movie has a A or B on their website. Even the ones people shyt on.

 

[Dillah810]

During the fight why was Kylo stabbing the ground?

 

[PlayerNinety_Nine]

Just caught the movie. It was cool

Kylo Ren and Hux are the intergalactic fukk boy 'Nice N Smooth' though.

Spoiler

When Hux saw Kylo out cold on the floor and reached for his blaster like , then Kylo wakes up and he's instantly

Kylo telling a gang of AT-AT's to fire on Luke - then force tossing Hux into the bushes when it didn't work

I need more of that Megatron/Starscream dynamic in Episode 9

 

[Roman Brady]

Rey is just raw strength. She wanted luke to help her make sense of it, and control it

She shouldnt be able to summon or control anything just off raw strength and how did she become this astute combatant. The way she was in TFA we were led to believe she had been the pupil of someone jedi like. Now we find out not only did she not know luke but shes not even knowledgeable in anything jedi so all that stuff she was muttering when she was fighting ren in TFA makes no sense now

 

[Majestyx]

movie is disappoint

-finn being jar jar binks status is bullshyt

- Leia being Hal Jordan

- rey origin/parents

-luke meditating himself to bolivia

- trash ass jokes

-finn and and wack asian bytch subplot

-fat asian falling in love wit finn after spendin 10hrs wit dude running around

-sending nikkas to get a certain person and they come back wit finster from usual suspects

-snoke being the worst sith nikka ever

 

[Roman Brady]

Im talking about when padawan Kylo woke up from his sleep with Uncle Luke looking at him and Kylo proceeded to bust his azz and kick down the buildings of the new Jedi order.

He wanted to kill him then had a change of heart while he was coming to this realisation kylo woke up. By that time luke was already like . We dont know how things would have been if he was on guard and ready for combat

 

[GunRanger]

-snoke being the worst sith nikka ever

Snoke isnt Sith. He's just a dark side practitioner

 

[Brandeezy]

My nikka said The Force is like the Mutant Gene now, either you have it or you don't

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

If at the end of Episode 1 a trade federation ship would've blown Anakin out of his ship, only for him to use the force and fly himself to the next ship - fans/critics would've gone even more apeshyt than they already did

Episode 3 started with Obi-Wans ship being damaged and Anakin saving his ass, Obi should've just forceflown to Grievous ship.

Shyyyt Grievous escaped by smashing the window of the cockpit and escaping to the outside hull. Anakin/Obi should've forceflown after his ass like

Fans were giving Episode II shyt for that Coruscant chase, where Anakin jumped out of the speeder and unto the bounty hunters. Shyt looks basic now.

 

[CHL]

Shyyyt Grievous escaped by smashing the window of the cockpit and escaping to the outside hull. Anakin/Obi should've forceflown after his ass like

 

[Majestyx]

Snoke isnt Sith. He's just a dark side practitioner

he a trash ass plot device in how he's used in the movies

 

[Eddy Gordo]

Hell no

Aotc clones plot makes more sense.

 

[Soymuscle Mike]

Aotc clones plot makes more sense.

Yep, the romance doesn't really work due to a shytty setup in TPM - but the Jango storyline is classic Star Wars from start to finish.

- Boba's pops tried blowing up Luke/Leia's mom in the middle of Coruscant
- that chase through Coruscant traffic and the skreets
- Obi getting his Sherlock on
- Kamino the water planet
- Clones are Stormtroopers, there's already an army
- Jango and Obi swagging on each other
- Boba at Obi
- Obi vs Jango and the Slave 1, young Boba got the draco
- that chase through the asteroid belt, Jango dropping them thangs like
- Jango works for Dooku, who's working with the Trade Federation
- Obi captured, Dooku told everyone about Sidious running the senate
- Anakin gets tryna save Obi
- Public execution
- MACE WINDU like
- Jango gets by Mace Tyson in 3 seconds
- Droid armies and Dooku like
- Yoda and the Clones
- Jedi fighting alongside stormtroopers
- Anakin and Obi-Wan and Yoda vs Dooku
- Dooku running like Cam'ron
- Dooku meets up with Sidious
- Sidious calls him Tyranus, bringing everything full circle. Sidious running both sides of the war


That's just a genius plotline filled with classic Star Wars moments.

 

[CHL]

@Soymuscle Mike can't leave out "I love democracy. I love the Republic "