Darth Vader being Space Jesus is stupid as shyt though
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Darth Vader being Space Jesus is stupid as shyt though
Being accused of being a traitor and getting tasered by that asian woman is some foul shytFor supposedly being one of the leads Finn has been treated like a buffoon
Dude got tasered twice in the first 45 minutes 
He was an immaculate conception from the Force, his attachment to his Mother played a big part in his downfall to the dark side.
Rey was a poorly-written character from jump, same as Kylo...awful characters, good actors though.
Dude got tasered twice in the first 45 minutes
Then traded him off as the lead male character for that greasy haired, pasty, cac, Kylo Ren 
Atsym Sknyfs
Superstar
I know that .. but I'm saying the people that raised him in general.. they weren't any better than Rey's parents ..but I understand what you saying..
it would have better if Palpatine after learning of Young Skywalker had fears his apprentice, Vader, would try to overthrow him with his son ... in his fear of this he manipulated the mediclorions again and it created Rey
Kylo and Rey should get married and creat a new order .. not jedi/not sith
maybe just a force users academy
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Da Rhythm Rebel
All Star
Based on some of the reactions in here, I'm convinced that a movie like Episode IV could never release today and become the monster that it was back in '77.
Everything doesn't have to be explained.
Everything doesn't have to be explained.
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
The entire Star War's franchise has been and is overrated as fukk. It has a cult following and will make money but overall it's a bunch of fukkery.
They have yet to make a compelling/satisfying trilogy.
Airtrack360
All Star
Exactly. But that is what was implied throughout the series.
In TFA it was implied the Rey's parent's were of some significance. Only to turn around and say "well they're actually nobodies, well not only that but their jerks too."
If Rey's parents are nobodies and its doesn't matter who they are then why was it such major plot point in TFA.
Why not just write them off in TFA where it would have made sense. That's the problem with TLJ it gives no fukks in honor the plot threads made in TFA.
Makavalli
Sinister is a system
Luke better be back as a force ghost or his whole sacrifice speech about him not being the last jedi will be pointless since he told rey to fukk off the whole movie. Im rewatching the force awakens now and TLJ gives more weight to the Starkiller base Hux nazi scene. They really wiped out the fukking republic and they only had like 20 ships left
That was fukking ridiculousIt was good but not great.
Once again, if George would've done half this shyt people would crucify him for it.
Flying Leia
aight, saw it and gotta say initial feelings about it: it was an entertaining, yet disappointing film....there were some damn good moments that made smile like a kid, but too many moments where it felt like they played it too safe and/or just flat out dropped the ball....
...if you read that spoilers, you probably think i disliked the movie, i didnt...overall it was enjoyable....it just felt like disney played it too safe to me, when they didnt have too....this didnt feel like the 'empire strikes back' that it shouldve been...it felt more like return of the jedi....
seeing yoda....seeing the imperial guard ready to fukk shyt out at the drop of a hat.....capt phasma....
too many 'that was close, but it all worked out' moments....especially with characters not dying...rose shouldve died....leia shouldve died....
not killing leia...not only did they not kill her, they had her survive in space, smh....seriously, what the fukk?!?!? that wouldve been the perfect send off for the character and a way to help make kylo come off more than a whiny kid......speaking of kylo: he still comes off as a whiny kid and not a big bad villain the universe should fear.....instead of killing leia, they killed capt phamsa...what a waste of a cool ass character...she shouldve been kylo's right hand man, she was the character to instill fear; she was the one....having the imperial guard getting bested by ray/kylo the way they did...no way in hell it shouldve been that easy....a lot of the forced comedy..
...if you read that spoilers, you probably think i disliked the movie, i didnt...overall it was enjoyable....it just felt like disney played it too safe to me, when they didnt have too....this didnt feel like the 'empire strikes back' that it shouldve been...it felt more like return of the jedi....
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Makavalli
Sinister is a system
Im not sure if it is but maybe carrie fishers death forced them to change some things because Disney had that huge life insurance policy on her during filming and after the mary poppins scene its obviously the next movie was supposed to be her Arc of the trilogy
I AM WARHOL
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Realistically what is the purpose of Finn? Why is he needed
Breh Obama
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If Rey and her parents are both "nobodies" then why did the lightsaber call out to her in TFA and give her that vision?
Breh Obama
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Saga ain't over yet breh