Star Wars The Force Awakens [SPOILERS] Thread: SPOILERS

[Breh Obama]

i would still put it above all the prequel fights, and even the TFA fight. more at stake, more tension, plus there's more happening beneath the surface than just a physical fight.

i admit it lacks the dazzling fight choreography we expect from modern day blockbusters but they weren't thinking about that in 1977 and i bet you nobody cared. plus it's still looks pretty cool, like they put their whole bodies into the fight. it's so raw, like they're grappling with each other almost.

plus the whole fight you both guys just exchanging classic bars left and right

Maaaaaaaaaaaan fukk all that philosophical bullshyt! I'm talking about the lightsaber fight itself. That shyt was wack as fukk. fukk all that "what's at stake" shyt. That's not what we're discussing.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Maaaaaaaaaaaan fukk all that philosophical bullshyt! I'm talking about the lightsaber fight itself. That shyt was wack as fukk. fukk all that "what's at stake" shyt. That's not what we're discussing.

what can i say breh... enjoy your zero physics, lava surfing videogame fights

 

[Breh Obama]

what can i say breh... enjoy your zero physics, lava surfing videogame fights

ITS A fukkING MOVIE!!!!!! NOT A GOD DAMN fukkING HISTORY DOCUMENTARY!!!!

 

[Breh Obama]

They should have never gave you nikkas internet!

 

[CHL]

Maaaaaaaaaaaan fukk all that philosophical bullshyt! I'm talking about the lightsaber fight itself. That shyt was wack as fukk. fukk all that "what's at stake" shyt. That's not what we're discussing.

Regardless of the actual fight, many of the prequel fights advanced the plot and had "more at stake" and were "more than just a physical fight" anyway. Vader/Obi-Wan, Mace/Sidious/Anakin (Vader) for example. I have no idea what @Kill Dat Noize is talking about

He comes across as an overzealous OT stan disregarding everything else.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

Regardless of the actual fight, many of the prequel fights advanced the plot and had "more at stake" and were "more than just a physical fight" anyway. Vader/Obi-Wan, Mace/Sidious/Anakin (Vader) for example. I have no idea what @Kill Dat Noize is talking about

He comes across as an overzealous OT stan disregarding everything else.

no, the OT is just better.

 

[Family Lives Matter]

Possibly the most paint by numbers film i've ever watched

 

[2 Up 2 Down]

LOL that was funnier than expected but that "Kill younglings" really got me for some reason.

 

[Mike Otherz]

damn, george lucas shytting on force awakens...

George Lucas compares Disney to 'white slavers', calls The Force Awakens too retro

too retro which is correct.

 

[OmegaK2099]

Kylo Ren's lightsaber

When in doubt consult wookieepedia

the saber hilts are actually genius because he can just slide them down to cut off his oponents fingers

hes like a templar swordsman

 

[OmegaK2099]

damn, george lucas shytting on force awakens...

George Lucas compares Disney to 'white slavers', calls The Force Awakens too retro

too retro which is correct.

Lor San Tekka basically said what we were all thinking at the start with his first words "Now is the time we set things right"

 

[OmegaK2099]

btw did those cats from the raid get killed by that giant squid monster if so

I hope donnie yen does shows up as a beast later on

 

[OmegaK2099]

 

[Dillah810]

 

[OmegaK2099]

I dont get how luke vs vader on bespin was the best saber fight? it was like watching someones younger brother play his older brother at street fighter, the older brother basically lets him see what he can do till hes one hit away from defeat, then hits him with an infinite to win each time, then finally the younger brother manages to beat his older brothers ass and hes all then starts really paying attention and each time he gets ko'ed without landing a single hit