Star Wars The Force Awakens [SPOILERS] Thread: SPOILERS

wire28

Blade said what up
Supporter
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
50,648
Reputation
12,041
Daps
187,338
Reppin
#ByrdGang #TheColi
Apparently it was addressed in one of the comics
so another thing millions of people have to read because it wasnt addressed in the film :sas2:

JJ left Rian with a shyt ton of explaining to do :dead:

So Finn didn't kill a bunch of storm troopers and shoot a bunch fighters:francis:

Also you quote vital plans implying that they really weren't vital even though without them the attack wouldn't have worked and everyone would have been killed :francis:
:sas1:

kids gonna be looking at other kids with finn toys like:scust:did that guy even do anything
 

CHL

Superstar
Joined
Jul 6, 2014
Messages
13,456
Reputation
1,480
Daps
19,580
so another thing millions of people have to read because it wasnt addressed in the film :sas2:

JJ left Rian with a shyt ton of explaining to do :dead:
It's a huge universe, of course they can't explain everything in the film.

I do agree that they should have added a few more minutes explaining Finn/s position in the FO though.
 

Box Cutta

Bumbling Sidekick
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
16,784
Reputation
2,364
Daps
39,483
Reppin
Sanitation Department
Couple of other points I forgot to mention :

While the lightsaber STRIKES and STYLES were nice (Thank god, no more prequel flippy shyt)...JJ seems to lack the ability to SHOOT those scenes in a compelling fashion. Rey grabbing the lightsaber was a brilliant moment...the fight afterwards was actually somewhat procedural though. I did like the end of it, when they put it a little bit of slow-mo as she was walking towards him...that worked. But ultimately...that set-piece wasn't used in the way that it could have been. Still, I'll take this over pretty much any prequel fight besides Darth Maul.

Lightsaber Fight Rankings (I'm only doing four) :

Luke/Vader 1 > Luke/Vader 2 > Darth Maul > Rey/Finn/Ren

Don't care to rank the others.

Maz - I liked the character. Definitely wasn't as "yoda" as I thought she was going to be. Kinda interested in what her place in this trilogy is going to be. Would love for it to be mentoring Finn...but at this point....I've lost hope for that.

Speaking on Finn...I think the FS argument needs to be put to rest. He doesn't have it, and they don't seem to be even trying to hint that he does. The marketing and shyt was pure bait-and-switch.

Snoke - This worked for me. I liked the fact that, although he's obviously evil, he doesn't (Yet) appear to want to show his hand so much, so he doesn't delve into cartoonishly evil the way Palpatine (satisfyingly I should add) was. I enjoyed the fact that he came off as somewhat...pragmatic. Ren and Hux were fukking up the entire movie, being petty towards one another. Even when Hux told him that their planet sized based was being destroyed, Snoke was just kinda like :ehh:"I ain't even worried about that, just bring me Ren".

Is Rey a Mary Sue? Kind of. This script doesn't give her a moment of failure/sadness. Neo failed his first jump. Ironman was captured and dying. Captain lost Bucky. Hell, even Luke had to bury his family (And this is after Obi-Wan saves him from Sand-People IIRC). The one time where she looked like she was in some trouble (Ren's interrogation), she IMMEDIATELY starts using force powers to rattle that cat....:russ:

They were *clearly* weary of making her seem weak at any point throughout the film. That's KK's doing....

They gave her *too much*, and didn't give enough to Finn. She has FS. She can fix shyt. She's tough. She gets the falcon at the end. She beats a more experienced saber user. Everyone likes her. Finn is immediately crushing on her. Han wants her to join the crew. No parity between her and anyone else...it stuck out.

And it wasn't just FEATS, but characterization. A tough, untrusting, no-nonsense desert scavenger who is afraid to leave less her family miss her....who also can be cheery and whimsical when we need her to smile, her tough exterior immediately sheds when we need a "d'aaaww" moment with the robot, oh she's just oh so beauti-STOP HOLDING MY HAND!

Are they going to be able to show her losing a hand or an arm, the same way every other Skywalker does? I'm sure they will...uhh...I hope they will....


*girl with rey toy beats up storm troopers*
*boy with poe toy flies around and blow stuff up around house*
*black kid with finn toy delivers "vital plans" to resistance, gets knocked into coma, and goes to play madden.......:mjcry: *

*Black kid with plunger roams around his home pretending to be Finn unclogging toilets*

:mjcry:
 
Joined
Sep 12, 2013
Messages
11,695
Reputation
-57
Daps
29,216
Reppin
NYC
It improves on its predecessor

in some ways, in some ways no.

better story: ANH (not even debatable since TFA saw fit to jack it)

better characters: ANH (every character in that movie is an icon)

better music: ANH (again not even debatable since the only memorable cues in TFA came from ANH)


TFA is more intense, maybe better acted, but i think that is about it. :ld:
 

☑︎#VoteDemocrat

The Original
Bushed
WOAT
Supporter
Joined
Dec 9, 2012
Messages
305,928
Reputation
-34,259
Daps
616,278
Reppin
The Deep State
it always was a kids film.
It really wasn't...not this bad...this is the most sanitized Star Wars yet.

No physical interaction, no actual violence, no raw language or dialogue.

Everything is a pun, corny comment, or forced line.

The acting in here was utterly terrible if not for the star-power of delivery by veteran actors.
 

☑︎#VoteDemocrat

The Original
Bushed
WOAT
Supporter
Joined
Dec 9, 2012
Messages
305,928
Reputation
-34,259
Daps
616,278
Reppin
The Deep State
This movie was long as fukk as is :what:
Cause they wasted hella minutes on pointless shyt.

I literally WAITED for the scene with Boy-Vader trying to use "the force" to pull Rey's memories or some shyt...

What type of corny shyt is that? :what: Scene was MINUTES too long

And they did it again in the fight scenes.

Yo can tell they were burning film time on obvious bullshyt just to leave nasty plot holes about what happens to the pilot who HAPPENS to be a central character...you ain't just gonna pop in and out of films fam...shyt was sloppy as fukk.
 

☑︎#VoteDemocrat

The Original
Bushed
WOAT
Supporter
Joined
Dec 9, 2012
Messages
305,928
Reputation
-34,259
Daps
616,278
Reppin
The Deep State
So let's just get this out into the open.

A lot of y'all would have preferred the movie if they had a white guy playing Finn
No.

Don't trick fans into thinking he has a more central role than he does. shyt was insulting to my intelligence.

Dude was the most side-kickiest of side kicks in a movie where he's SUPPOSEDLY the lead.

Even fukking Harrison Ford has more screen time and star power and its not even supposed to be his time to shine.
 
Top