Star Wars: The Force Awakens (OFFICIAL THREAD)

[CHL]

They fukked up that fight scene by having 3 guys arrest him,should have just been Windu....wouldnt have made the jedis look like Steve Lombardi with swords...

What would have happened if Mace took Anakin with him? Or took Anakin and the other 3 masters with him?

 

[MidniteJay]

They killed off the most interesting character in the original series (Boba Fett) in the dumbest way possible...

The originals had tons of throw away cheesy and goofy scenes,bad dialogue,i think ppl forget that...

I took from them the battle scenes and interesting angles that tied them to the original parts,thats all i cared about...

Wasn't Boba Fett supposed to be a mook (a really good one) but popularity after his death had him brought back.

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

They killed off the most interesting character in the original series (Boba Fett) in the dumbest way possible...

The originals had tons of throw away cheesy and goofy scenes,bad dialogue,i think ppl forget that...

I took from them the battle scenes and interesting angles that tied them to the original parts,thats all i cared about...

the prequels contradicted the originals more than they complemented them though.

turning the force into a science? measuring a jedi's power by his/her blood count??? wtf????

anakin being of virgin birth??? touted as a prophetic savior???

anakin turning to the dark side in the name of LOVE???? wtf???

anakin being TRICKED into becoming the emperor's servant even after he discovered it was all a lie????

 

[Miggs]

What would have happened if Mace took Anakin with him? Or took Anakin and the other 3 masters with him?

Palpatine probably doesnt lose his face...

 

[Type Username Here]

Dat 'Stalgia

 

[Drew Wonder]

Trade disputes, no real "plots", Anakin's actors suck, most of the acting sucks, most of the dialog sucks, unbelievable romance, green screen everything, midichlorians, Watto the Jew, Jar Jar the bumbling Jamaican, Trade Federation Asians, R2 can now fly, Padme dies of sadness, Jedi council portrayed as morons, Palpatine killing 4 jedi in 5 seconds, "nooooooo", a fukking 50s diner, Yoda doing backflips, killing off the more interesting characters, C-3PO's cheese ball quips

I love the Red Letter Media reviews analyzing why the prequels sucked, but this review right here >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

well done

 

[Miggs]

the prequels contradicted the originals more than they complemented them though.

turning the force into a science? measuring a jedi's power by his/her blood count??? wtf????

anakin being of virgin birth??? touted as a prophetic savior???

anakin turning to the dark side in the name of LOVE???? wtf???

anakin being TRICKED into becoming the emperor's servant even after he discovered it was all a lie????

The jedi power,blood count was explained in the prequels ur mad cuz you dont like the explanation but it was never said how a jedi acquires its powers or where they come from outside of old man Kanobis generic ramblings...

You liked ESB and ROTJ when Anakin was still being tricked by the emperor,they just explained how he came to be his servant...

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

The jedi power,blood count was explained in the prequels ur mad cuz you dont like the explanation but it was never said how a jedi acquires its powers or where they come from outside of old man Kanobis generic ramblings...

You liked ESB and ROTJ when Anakin was still being tricked by the emperor,they just explained how he came to be his servant...

wow there's no way i could ask this question without sounding like an a$$hole but you really give me no choice.

did you really understand the original movies????

 

[Monoblock]

the prequels contradicted the originals more than they complemented them though.

turning the force into a science? measuring a jedi's power by his/her blood count??? wtf????

anakin being of virgin birth??? touted as a prophetic savior???

anakin turning to the dark side in the name of LOVE???? wtf???

anakin being TRICKED into becoming the emperor's servant even after he discovered it was all a lie????

Don't forget the most hilarious yet horrible part of the whole thing.

The emperor is holding his laugh in so hard he just resorts to a creepy pedophile smirk.

 

[Numero Deux]

John Boyega as lead

And the white tears that have followed

White nerds on the internet are some of the biggest negrophobes you will ever come across. Glad to see Star Wars is back, and glad to see some black folks managing to break the mold in Hollywood.

 

[Ziggiy]

Real talk there are only two movies that I've been literally waiting to see since I was 11 years old. A Black Panther film and a Star Wars episode 7 flick. I'm not even gonna lie and act like my inner child started stanning HEAVY as I was watching this trailer. The best parts of Christmas as a kid was opening presents and then later on watching Star Wars with my father


Seeing John Boyega as the lead warms my Black Excellence heart



ONE thing I DO NOT want is for Luke to be a Sith. That shyt makes ZERO sense considering the events of Return Of The Jedi and Luke totally rejecting the Dark Side.

 

[Drew Wonder]

Its possible he took a stormtroopers uniform like Luke and Han Solo in ANH...

Some people are also saying the Empire got rid of the clones at some point and ended up using volunteers.

 

[Miggs]

wow there's no way i could ask this question without sounding like an a$$hole but you really give me no choice.

did you really understand the original movies????

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

this trailer was fukking AMAZING. oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to cry right now

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

you claim not to know where a jedi's power comes from.

you claim not to know why vader serves the emperor.


do you really need these things explained to you?

did you watch the movies?