dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
this is it. I loved how Mac was so confused by it.
Mac: So these women are in danger.
old lady:
Dennis: i don't know what you're worried about, you certainly wouldn't be in danger
this is it. I loved how Mac was so confused by it.
Mac: So these women are in danger.
That mexican family shyt might be the worst...i dont even know their motivation...just kidnapped em...scared the shyt outta them...burned their house down....
Dennis is the definition of indifferent scumbag, thats what makes him so funny, its like he completely lacks a moral compass but somehow believes himself to be the voice of reason and even convinces the others that he is the brains
Remember when they used his SUV for something and he basically had a rape bag stashed away in the backThe D.E.N.N.I.S. system for attracting women was pretty fukked up
SMH at him being the person calling in death threats to the woman he is trying to fukk
the mac and charlie die saga is the GOAT storylinewatching mac and charlie die part 1 again
it might have a top 5 intro in the show's history
parole board officer: okay so just to clarify for the parole board once again...you're claiming your father threatened to "eat the living shyt out of you"?
mac: umm....that is correct
pbo: and mr. kelly in your sworn statement to police, you claim that the prisoner told you that if you didn't, and i quote, "jam a bunch of stuff into your butt," he was going to "rape you so hard the room would stink." then, he was going to, quote, "eat your butt, and his son's butt, in the stink...until his stomach was full of....your butts." is this correct?
charlie: that is also correct
Dude, no matter where we go, my dad will find us, and while I admit it would be awesome to be hobos, drifting from town to town, solving mysteries, I think we need to find a real solution.
Dee and Dennis paying 200$ for one rock of crack