So my job did secret santa...Cacs tryna play me

[Rawtid]

At least they didn't give you fried chicken and watermelons.

Next year. And a doo rag.

 

[deeznutz]

lmao black ice air freshner tho? disrespectful as shyt

i'd get them a child molestation prevention pamphlet and mayonnaise

I'm white but this had me dying here

 

[pickles]

They gave you one of these?






I am dying right now breh.


Whatever you get, you got to out cheap them.

 

[Paradise50]

lmao black ice air freshner tho? disrespectful as shyt

i'd get them a child molestation prevention pamphlet and mayonnaise

 

[99 Hunter]

Mannnnnn, you gotta deal with this type of stuff at work, fukk it, I'll just graduate from college so my parents will shut up and go into lawn service after I get out.

 

[FappleMeOff]

Give them some burnt cookies and mouthwash

 

[JetFueledThoughts]

Get a Blink-182 CD.

just say you thought they'd like it

 

[pickles]

Get them this book and call it a day.

 

[CarbonBraddock]

get them some dog deodorizer and tell them that you know they have a dog since they always smell like one.

 

[ChiTownGuevera]

lmao black ice air freshner tho? disrespectful as shyt

i'd get them a child molestation prevention pamphlet and mayonnaise

 

[Verbal Kint]

Black ice, huh?

 

[skeetsinternal]

I come in kinda early this morning for whatever reason to see this box on my desk with a lil clue on who it is. I mean im not expecting much since the limit is 25$...Tell me why I opened this box to find a small ass brownie and a 3 pack of black ice car freshener

I work with 90% white people so im feeling some type of way.

I go back down to the whip since I got there early to see I got the vanillaroma hanging off the mirror

I go back to my desk clock in and pop my headphones in and let it go.

So I got the keurig in my area so I see pretty much see everyone when they come in. It was like 4 people standing in front of it and I don't normally talk to people like that at work so im glued to the monitor. I peep up to see them staring at me so I take my headphones out and

One of the dudes was like so uhhh how'd you like your secret santa gift.
the rest of em like

I told em I don't eat brownies so I threw it away and I don't like black ice because its too strong (it really is though) I put the freshener in the car but I told them I gave them to someone else.

one chick said "oh I thought you would've like that" and walked out



whats the most disrespectful gift I can get a cac? since its a secret, something they will know its from me

but won't know its from me

Get a couple jars of mayonnaise

 

[KingBeez]

Buy them the biggest jar of mayo that you can find, along with some trail mix and them shoes with the toes on them

 

[Originalman]

Give them a BLM shirt

Or a kap Jersey......

 

[Originalman]

Give them mayonnaise sandwich.