So my job did secret santa...Cacs tryna play me

[jwonder]

Should have told them you Muslim and don't engage in haram

No bullshyt. Some cacs at my last job asked me why I didn't do Secret Santa or celebrate Christmas. I told them that and they were like

 

[joeychizzle]

Get em 25 dollars worth of exlax, cuz they got too much shyt on their mind. Or just some bedsheets so they have a replacement costume for their klan meetings :smugcacmayne:

 

[GreenGhxst]

This your secret santa breh..

Give them a gift card to the cheese factory and some saltine crackers with the pink shrimp

ramen and say you got the ramen and crackers incase you get sick during these winter months

good enough to know you're sending a message, but subliminal enough to where it would look like they're reaching

Spoiler: your boss

 

[GreenGhxst]

I'll never forget when this white girl bought me a durag for secret santa in high school.

I still wear the shyt.

this nikka right here breh

 

[youreWelcomeBk]

I come in kinda early this morning for whatever reason to see this box on my desk with a lil clue on who it is. I mean im not expecting much since the limit is 25$...Tell me why I opened this box to find a small ass brownie and a 3 pack of black ice car freshener

I work with 90% white people so im feeling some type of way.

I go back down to the whip since I got there early to see I got the vanillaroma hanging off the mirror

I go back to my desk clock in and pop my headphones in and let it go.

So I got the keurig in my area so I see pretty much see everyone when they come in. It was like 4 people standing in front of it and I don't normally talk to people like that at work so im glued to the monitor. I peep up to see them staring at me so I take my headphones out and

One of the dudes was like so uhhh how'd you like your secret santa gift.
the rest of em like

I told em I don't eat brownies so I threw it away and I don't like black ice because its too strong (it really is though) I put the freshener in the car but I told them I gave them to someone else.

one chick said "oh I thought you would've like that" and walked out



whats the most disrespectful gift I can get a cac? since its a secret, something they will know its from me

but won't know its from me

Soap and axe spray

 

[ALonelyDad]

Seasoning is the best answer and the old ones will think it's genuine

 

[Brock Landers]

Should have told them you Muslim and don't engage in haram

THIS. I get on my this time of the year about boring ass work christmas parties and secret santa...not going to waste my time when I can spend it doing stuff that I actually want to do.

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

I come in kinda early this morning for whatever reason to see this box on my desk with a lil clue on who it is. I mean im not expecting much since the limit is 25$...Tell me why I opened this box to find a small ass brownie and a 3 pack of black ice car freshener

I work with 90% white people so im feeling some type of way.

I go back down to the whip since I got there early to see I got the vanillaroma hanging off the mirror

I go back to my desk clock in and pop my headphones in and let it go.

So I got the keurig in my area so I see pretty much see everyone when they come in. It was like 4 people standing in front of it and I don't normally talk to people like that at work so im glued to the monitor. I peep up to see them staring at me so I take my headphones out and

One of the dudes was like so uhhh how'd you like your secret santa gift.
the rest of em like

I told em I don't eat brownies so I threw it away and I don't like black ice because its too strong (it really is though) I put the freshener in the car but I told them I gave them to someone else.

one chick said "oh I thought you would've like that" and walked out



whats the most disrespectful gift I can get a cac? since its a secret, something they will know its from me

but won't know its from me

Start looking for a new gig breh...If that that bold to throw that in your face, something's about to go down.

 

[Jparker]

Start looking for a new gig breh...If that that bold to throw that in your face, something's about to go down.

You don't just up and leave jobs like this one breh.
Cacs gonna cac no matter the job

 

[BushidoBrown]

Nah this shyt gotta go in the rafters
The thread topic
The replies/suggestions

 

[Ashley Banks]

get them a donald trump tshirt and a tim mcgraw cd

 

[cocoabutter27]

So giving you brown and black stuff huh? Give them a Hillary 2016 t-shirt. Those should be 90% off right now...

 

[FreddyCalhoun]

You don't just up and leave jobs like this one breh.
Cacs gonna cac no matter the job

Depends on how invested you are....

Any job that are willing to treat you like that...than laugh in your face, You are not respected. Which means its a dead end opportunity.

It's clearly your choice, but when you can't get respect, you damn sure won't see advancement.

 

[Axum Ezana]

@Jparker90 give them all the biography of http://www.biography.com/people/mark-dean-604036#synopsis wrapped in gift wrapper.

 

[Art Barr]

Give them a BLM shirt

Points awarded



Art Barr