So my job did secret santa...Cacs tryna play me

[GrindtooFilthy]

Stay woke.

Care to give an Explanation then ?

 

[Saiyajin]

dont get them anything

thats what I do during secret santa bullshyt

if they start crying asking me why I say im muslim i dont celebrate that sht :Hennnybronn: (keep the gift i got tho )

 

[Neil Tyson]

I'll never forget when this white girl bought me a durag for secret santa in high school.

I still wear the shyt.

 

[cleanface coney]

Buy them an American flag and kneel down next to it

 

[Jparker]

I'll never forget when this white girl bought me a durag for secret santa in high school.

I still wear the shyt.

 

[Htrb-nvr-blk-&-ug-as-evr]

these gifts would be epic

Beat me to it...

I would've thrown in a copy of

Spoiler: They love em

 

[Jparker]

Beat me to it...

I would've thrown in a copy of

Spoiler: They love em

You tryna get me fired

 

[PimpHandStrong]

holy shyt

 

[Giselle]

I come in kinda early this morning for whatever reason to see this box on my desk with a lil clue on who it is. I mean im not expecting much since the limit is 25$...Tell me why I opened this box to find a small ass brownie and a 3 pack of black ice car freshener

I work with 90% white people so im feeling some type of way.

I go back down to the whip since I got there early to see I got the vanillaroma hanging off the mirror

I go back to my desk clock in and pop my headphones in and let it go.

So I got the keurig in my area so I see pretty much see everyone when they come in. It was like 4 people standing in front of it and I don't normally talk to people like that at work so im glued to the monitor. I peep up to see them staring at me so I take my headphones out and

One of the dudes was like so uhhh how'd you like your secret santa gift.
the rest of em like

I told em I don't eat brownies so I threw it away and I don't like black ice because its too strong (it really is though) I put the freshener in the car but I told them I gave them to someone else.

one chick said "oh I thought you would've like that" and walked out



whats the most disrespectful gift I can get a cac? since its a secret, something they will know its from me

but won't know its from me

I like some of the ones the others suggested like seasoning and mayo. Those are probably the best/safest.

Here are a few more.

*buy a small pack of those tide things and write on it "Now you won't smell like wet dog" like they said in the commercial. I don't think you'd get in trouble for it bc it is from the commercial. lol
*a blm tshirt
*a black film. Preferably one where it was white vs black and black won.


If it's a white woman and she's single and older, get one of those dating advice books basically pointing out how she's old and single.

 

[Jparker]

Document this nonsense and report it

Shouldvw taken a photo of it

That's slick devilish behavior

U see they waited til it could b a secret

But they reveal themself on the 17th that's why I need a something good. I'm liking these ideas

 

[Bunchy Carter]

I come in kinda early this morning for whatever reason to see this box on my desk with a lil clue on who it is. I mean im not expecting much since the limit is 25$...Tell me why I opened this box to find a small ass brownie and a 3 pack of black ice car freshener

I work with 90% white people so im feeling some type of way.

I go back down to the whip since I got there early to see I got the vanillaroma hanging off the mirror

I go back to my desk clock in and pop my headphones in and let it go.

So I got the keurig in my area so I see pretty much see everyone when they come in. It was like 4 people standing in front of it and I don't normally talk to people like that at work so im glued to the monitor. I peep up to see them staring at me so I take my headphones out and

One of the dudes was like so uhhh how'd you like your secret santa gift.
the rest of em like

I told em I don't eat brownies so I threw it away and I don't like black ice because its too strong (it really is though) I put the freshener in the car but I told them I gave them to someone else.

one chick said "oh I thought you would've like that" and walked out



whats the most disrespectful gift I can get a cac? since its a secret, something they will know its from me

but won't know its from me

A Black Santa:

Colin Kaepernick Toy:

 

[ridedolo]

Get a small portrait of a cave...And that's it. They will get the idea. No commentary or explanation on why you gave that as a gift. If anyone ask's you anything just play naive and tell them you thought it was a nice picture and walk off.

 

[Neil Tyson]

 

[Jparker]

 

[KeysT]

This thread got me . My mans said "get them a picture of a cave"