So my job did secret santa...Cacs tryna play me

[Remote]

You expected something nice from an office secret santa

The best thin you can do is get them something NOT disrespectful but just extra cheap.

If you get them deodorant or something dumb they'll know it was from you

If you get them a white Jesus candle and a picture frame from the dollar tree they will suspect it's from you but they can't complain about it

We do a limit of $35 and I think one year somebody gave a Google Chromecast. So that was pretty cool.
Usually people will get like...an electric wine opener...or coffee gift cards. But we banned gift cards because that shyt was too corny. People would forget to buy something and just go to Starbucks. One year there were like 4 Starbucks cards

 

[Jparker]

You tripping bro Black Ice is the shyt

Its too strong fam. Fresh out the package borderline giving you brain damage. These cacs knew what they was doing though

 

[killacal]

Give them Coco butter
And tell them they look ashy

 

[Sterling Archer]

Be ungrateful brehs.

 

[KravenMorehead™]

I threw the brownie away. I don't eat stuff people bring into work plus im in a hospital so that's just asking to be sick

thank god

 

[KravenMorehead™]

whats the most disrespectful gift I can get a cac? since its a secret, something they will know its from me

but won know its from me

have a skylight installed in their bedroom for christmas

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

Lol bro you are sensitive. I'd prank you a lot at work. I would have eaten the brownie with ice cream and decked it out with berries and fruit. You said your office is in a high traffic area. I'd make that brownie look good and let everyone see me enjoying it. I would have hung the air fresheners in my office too.

Or I would have claimed the brownie made me sick and tell people I might sue somebody.

 

[Stir Fry]

Give them a BLM shirt

Don't even ask how

 

[Larry Lobster]

 

[Jparker]

+10 im fukking crying

 

[NoChillJones]

I come in kinda early this morning for whatever reason to see this box on my desk with a lil clue on who it is. I mean im not expecting much since the limit is 25$...Tell me why I opened this box to find a small ass brownie and a 3 pack of black ice car freshener

I work with 90% white people so im feeling some type of way.

I go back down to the whip since I got there early to see I got the vanillaroma hanging off the mirror

I go back to my desk clock in and pop my headphones in and let it go.

So I got the keurig in my area so I see pretty much see everyone when they come in. It was like 4 people standing in front of it and I don't normally talk to people like that at work so im glued to the monitor. I peep up to see them staring at me so I take my headphones out and

One of the dudes was like so uhhh how'd you like your secret santa gift.
the rest of em like

I told em I don't eat brownies so I threw it away and I don't like black ice because its too strong (it really is though) I put the freshener in the car but I told them I gave them to someone else.

one chick said "oh I thought you would've like that" and walked out



whats the most disrespectful gift I can get a cac? since its a secret, something they will know its from me

but won't know its from me

Either a folded gift bag with no gift, placed inside a box with tissue paper.

Or folded wrapping paper inside a box with tissue paper.

 

[Larry Lobster]

Inb4 one of these scared negroes, don't do nothing they'll fire you

 

[Mordith]

Buy them a pack of wash clothes...

 

[rlg]

I come in kinda early this morning for whatever reason to see this box on my desk with a lil clue on who it is. I mean im not expecting much since the limit is 25$...Tell me why I opened this box to find a small ass brownie and a 3 pack of black ice car freshener

I work with 90% white people so im feeling some type of way.

I go back down to the whip since I got there early to see I got the vanillaroma hanging off the mirror

I go back to my desk clock in and pop my headphones in and let it go.

So I got the keurig in my area so I see pretty much see everyone when they come in. It was like 4 people standing in front of it and I don't normally talk to people like that at work so im glued to the monitor. I peep up to see them staring at me so I take my headphones out and

One of the dudes was like so uhhh how'd you like your secret santa gift.
the rest of em like

I told em I don't eat brownies so I threw it away and I don't like black ice because its too strong (it really is though) I put the freshener in the car but I told them I gave them to someone else.

one chick said "oh I thought you would've like that" and walked out



whats the most disrespectful gift I can get a cac? since its a secret, something they will know its from me

but won't know its from me

Get a small portrait of a cave...And that's it. They will get the idea. No commentary or explanation on why you gave that as a gift. If anyone ask's you anything just play naive and tell them you thought it was a nice picture and walk off.

 

[Yinny]

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