Signs you are getting Old and your application for the Larry Holmes Garden is being widely considered?????

[KnickstapeCity]

It’s an inside joke, breh.

 

[5n0man]

It’s an inside joke.

Keep that between yall

 

[acri1]

When you take a really good morning shyt and you just feel amazing, ready to tackle the world with a great mood for the rest of the day.

I don't really see how this is age-related anyone of any age enjoys a good morning shyt or any time of day for that matter

 

[acri1]

delete

 

[Vandelay]

1. I can still outrun most people, but if I don't stretch good before I run, I'll look like that old head running across the football field who blows his hammy out.
2. I can't do 3 rounds of sex anymore...maybe have more to do with monogamy then my stamina.
3. I can't drink 12 glasses of liquor, sleep 3 hours, and then work a full 8+ hour day. I can't drink 12 glasses of liquor anymore. I start getting funny at 4. I'm not even drunk at 4, but 4-5 will ensure my following day is fukked up.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Keep that between yall

Oh too late for that now, breh

 

[Ozymandeas]

You start saying sh*t your parents used to say

 

[UWasntThere]

When you start to look at those icy hot commercials seriously..

I have a patch on right now for the first time. I've always had slight back issues from poor posture and being tall gang, but this is excruciating.

 

[IIVI]

I'm the type that likes to plan for the long term: when I'm 60 and 70.

Then realizing "Dang, I'll be closer to 60 than 30 when I achieve this. I'll only have a good ~14 years to enjoy and make the most of it."

Straight up blatant. When I came to that realization, I really started to value time more and put more thought into decisions.

 

[GzUp]

What’s a trip is now we are flabby and out of tune with the latest but I still remember us being on allhiphop/sohh, growing old together is a trip.

 

[Jean Jacket]

You've been married 50% of your life.

 

[DatBoiHawk]

Body parts hurting just because you’re using them. I swear I simply lifted my arm last month and my shoulder was hurting for 3 weeks I could barely lift my arm

 

[thelonious21]

when actual old ass people assume yall the same age

Had to reply..

I was.. cursed/blessed going grey early.
I rock my beard and it easily adds 5+ years to me..

Long story short. At the gym turning up.. old head 55+
Talking about I'm motivating him.. . I'm like bruh I'm 39( at the time)


But now music can be "too loud" In public places..

And I prefer sports talk radio sometimes over listening to my usual Playlist

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

If you make a noise when you stand up from sitting......

When you make a noise when you sit down............

 

[SuperNintendo Chalmers]

You start eating Greek yogurt and oatmeal for breakfast