Signs you are getting Old and your application for the Larry Holmes Garden is being widely considered?????

[Windows 91]

-recovery from drinking the night before lasts all day. this is when I stopped drinking.
-knees might not be bad, but they pop when you squat sometimes.
-"sir"
-an underrated one: when you've seen an athletes entire college and pro career up to retirement.

Or when you vividly remember when a player's dad was playing in the league.

 

[Reality]

I'm in my mid-30s but not a big drinker, so I'm holding up decently well.

If I rock the button up and the trench, I get "sir" from teenagers. And I won't lie...the 1st time I got called that, it felt like ether. But I don't mind at all now.

If I dress a little younger/like a hypebeast, people think I'm 26/27. Smashed a 23 yo earlier this month pulled from a club overseas.

Young brehs reading...drink water, minimize your alcohol intake, and stay in the gym, and you unlock your birthright as black men to age like wine.

Oh, and my hairline aint what it used to be, but finasteride + minoxidil stopped the creep. I'd be on my Nas shyt if I'd started earlier, but oh well.

 

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

Some of you are just fat which have nothing to do with old age

The biggest reason to know you’re is you value time A LOT MORE.

You start thinking long term. What you do today, this week and this year. How will it affect you 5 years from now.

You also become more reflective and reminisce. You basically stop taking everything for granted because everything holds more weight.


Certain foods fukk your body up more. Can’t eat like you use to and if you do… that’s a problem because your body has permanently adjusted.


Finally. You can’t drop weight like you use to. What took 1 month to lose 10 lbs now takes 2 or 3 months. You gotta work extra hard to get the same results you got in your 20’s.

 

[skylove4]

When you take a really good morning shyt and you just feel amazing, ready to tackle the world with a great mood for the rest of the day.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

if I dont stretch my legs/knees before and after exercise my knees start giving me issues

up till now I never had to stretch

Stop lying. Your knee issues are from having to carry that big dikk around, breh.

 

[5n0man]

Looking at younger people using current slang

My son actually talks like a gen z meme

 

[Spence]

My son actually talks like a gen z meme

I’ve had to ask them repeatedly in regular English WTF THEY ARE SAYING?

 

[5n0man]

I’ve had to ask them repeatedly in regular English WTF THEY ARE SAYING?

"FR FR NO CAP"

Had to look up what the fukk "rizz" was when I heard my son playing cod with the mic talkin about how nobody had more rizz than him.

 

[MikelArteta]

Creating a player in a sports game with your real age and retiring after a year

 

[5n0man]

Stop lying. Your knee issues are from having to carry that big dikk around, breh.

 

[milanoAT]

One of my signs is when I started enjoying doing nothing. It is peaceful. I'm starting to realize why some older people like sitting on the porch all day...

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

I'm having trouble getting out of bed these last couple of weeks because of my knees

When I sign up for something and I got to enter my date of birth it's getting longer and longer to get to the year part

You was on that waiting list for years like it was section 8 not only is that time coming it's here

We don't care you flabby buck..

 

[KnickstapeCity]

It’s an inside joke.

 

[levitate]

When you enter your birth year on an app and have to scroll way the fukk down to get to it.

 

[acri1]

Stop lying. Your knee issues are from having to carry that big dikk around, breh.