Signs you are getting Old and your application for the Larry Holmes Garden is being widely considered?????

[Tribal Outkast]

I literally get excited when I get new socks, underwear, and tees. I’m going to assume that’s a thing because I didn’t really care as much as a youngster/young adult. Wifey keep me laced. I’m never going to run out again

 

[Lord Beasley]

Knee pain and the urge to take naps literally whenever

 

[chineebai]

Inflammation

 

[High Art]

Gray nose hairs

And white chin hairs. My girl says I'm turning into Geralt from The Witcher. I noted he was a cac. She said "I know" and then proceeded to laugh at me for a good 5 minutes.

 

[cheek100]

Gray nose hairs

YO them shyts be rogue as FUK too just appear and make your life hell til u pluck that bytch. Mfs strong too in there like super glue

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

A/S/L?

 

[Lord Beasley]

I hate getting told I look young by a breh/creh or females that were born after 9/11. And I generally look at them like they're stupid when they ask me a question about something stupid with their phone in hand.


Oh and generally rambling on about "kids these days..."

 

[acri1]

What age did yall start having all these back and knee problems hasn't hit me yet I guess

I can relate to not drinking as much though, don't have time to be hungover for 24+ hours.

 

[UpAndComing]

if I dont stretch my legs/knees before and after exercise my knees start giving me issues

up till now I never had to stretch

Honestly regardless if you are 18 or 80 years old, you should always be stretching. I bet this is more of your body catching up to you than anything

 

[daiquiridream]

Old age is a blessing and a curse. I've gotten wiser at choosing my battles. I don't sweat the small stuff. And now that Im older when I stick up for my beliefs more people are willing to hear my opinion.

But I had to change my whole diet after 35 and sometimes I get sad about that. Metabolism has drastically slowed down so I can't eat like I used to if I want to stay the same size.

 

[OSUBaneBrowns]

When you start shopping for clothes at Banana Republic, J Crew, Express and the Gap.

Icey Hot is your best friend.

You need a nap before you go out and it still may not matter because you still tired by midnight.

You catch yourself saying you are tired of these fukking teenagers from time to time.

A good time going out is a nice meal with friends at a restaurant.

You realize that it’s getting closer that you have to start worrying about your parents health than yours.

 

[International Playa]

Body pains & aches
Don't know the newer younger celebrities
Get excited about new socks, tees, underwear etc
Get excited about new household product purchase, airfryer, vacuum cleaner etc

 

[Windows 91]

The sight and sound of children makes you upset and disgusted

 

[Blown Moon]

I'm starting to be very concerned with how my hard earned tax dollars are being spent.

I have 2 outings a week in me, tops, unless it's a special occasion.

The gym, my favorite cafe, and parks are the club for me now.

Chinos and loafers are my casual wear now.

I find a grey hair about once a week now.

Etc

 

[keond]

when actual old ass people assume yall the same age