Signs you are getting Old and your application for the Larry Holmes Garden is being widely considered?????

[Wig Twistin Season]

“Going out“ sounds like work and not like fun.

You get teary eyed thinking about when your children were babies.

You’ve accepted your fate and don’t have plans to change course.

Some of the things your parents said make sense to you after years of not seeing it their way.

 

[re'up]

Part of age is acceptance of age. The acceptance and embrace of change.

My boy was saying the other day about clubs and how all the girls just flock to us/the table, and I'm like yeah, YOU ARE OLD now, now you are the "baller" older guy and those 21 year olds that used to be our peers back when we were that age, are young and impressed by that, but we weren't on that level back when we first went, or that experienced. We didn't know it was all about economics and structure, we thought those guys were legit cooler or better looking or whatever.

He was also talking about how kids dress, and I was like thats their style, that's the youth, it's not for you anymore. They aren't dressing for you bro. You see how people really age themselves in addition to naturally ageing, is the fight for things to stay the same.

 

[OVER]

Once you start getting introduced to children as Mr (insert first name)

 

[Spence]

Looking at younger people using current slang

 

[Makavalli]

Edit* Dbl post

The coli keep crashing for yall? Thats how i know im getting old when i remember this shyt being stable

 

[Hov]

I’m already there and far surpassed flabby and sick

My only saving grace is my appearance. I still get the gasps and the questions about “how TF am I this old” when teens find out how old I am (I volunteer at bad high schools weekly)

But…they don’t know I don’t know the music, slang, clothes, TikTok shyt, I disagree with them on everything gender related etc. They would call me a Boomer if they knew my real thoughts

But it’s only well hidden due to genes I can not control…but when I hit that wall…it’s over for ya boy

 

[Darth Nubian]

-an underrated one: when you've seen an athletes entire college and pro career up to retirement.

I was watching the draft in my own home the night Lebron went #1

 

[Sauce Mane]

 

[Negro Caesar]

when I started buying clothes from costco. knew it was over for younger me.

I don’t care about shyt but comfort now, fukk how stylish it is.

 

[Cheesy]

Lets be real, posting on an traditional forum like the Coli is a major marker

For me it's not feeling to go to late night events anymore because it's not worth it to go a night without sleep, even though I love the music and vibe. Hell, I start to dislike it when my friends are like 'celebrating my birthday, it starts at 9'
I used to be that guy that went home at 5 in the morning and be up and active at 10 a.m. the day after

 

[Heafcliffe]

For me, it was when I was excited about upgrading my trash bin

I feel you on this. Nice bin.

Crazy how the most mundane things gas a breh up these days.

New insoles?
New bed sheets?
A bonafide post-workout square meal (i.e. a protein, a complex carb and a veggie without all of the sodium)?
Fresh drawers and socks?
Waking up without knee or back pain?

 

[RehReh]

When people ask u what do u want for Xmas and you give them a list of the color schemes in ur house so that whatever they get you matches.


Furthermore, why do old people chew thin air?
Just chewing chewing but not eating anything

 

[DrexlersFade]

I feel you on this. Nice bin.

Crazy how the most mundane things gas a breh up these days.

New insoles?
New bed sheets?
A bonafide post-workout square meal (i.e. a protein, a complex carb and a veggie without all of the sodium)?
Fresh drawers and socks?
Waking up without knee or back pain?

Oh my God that last I would kill for right now.

 

[The God Poster]

Bruh listen it's 38 here with light rain I'm seriously going to get some on my lunch break my knees are fukking killing me.

All that PAWG worshipping done crippled you

Shoulda got you a sister

 

[Taadow]

When you start talking (favorably) to people about how you enjoy eating Mush.

- the Oatmeal you eat for breakfast that gives you energy
- you just started eating Hummus, it's better than you thought
- who makes the best Grits
- you use cauliflower rice now, and it's good for youNICCA THAT IS ALL MUSH!! YOU TALMBAT EATING MUSH, B!!