Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

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I was against self pleasure, until about two years ago, when I received a vibrating birthday gift. Let's just say, it was one the best gifts I ever got....:noah:
Who gave it tho?
lmao
 

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Who gave it tho?
lmao

My best friend gave it to me and I was highly upset too.

Me: You know I don't do that!!!!

Her:
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About a month later, I got curious and never turned back...:jawalrus:
 

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Out here in my damn drawls
For 5 years I was addicted to sugar. I was disgusting and hurting those around me, the kids were becoming obesed and getting diabetes. So after going to rehab I came back healthier and feeling great now everyone is doing better.

:ufdup: Stop lyin', you still on dat sweet shyt, you junkie sonofabish :birdman:
 

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I remember back in elementary school, for some strange odd reason i put doo doo in my book bag and went into class not having a clue what i just did. I use to shyt and take the doo doo out the toilet and squish it in my hands. I don't really know why i did those things so don't ask me why. I can also remember tasting it and remember it not having any flavor.

I remember waking up one morning thirsty ass hell, afraid to go into the kitchen cause i was afraid of roaches and my dad yelling at me. Well, i went into the bathroom to take a leak, with my eyes blurred, hardly can see, i seen a cup on top of the sink which appeared to be juice inside of it. I took the cup to drink the juice... but something wasn't right as the content inside of the cup took too long to go down my throat. So i stopped mid way from finishing the drink, cleared my eyes with water, senses and vision back intact only to look inside the cup and realize i was drinking my dad throat mucus he spits in a cup whenever he's sick. :wow:

I can also recall the time i was in elementary school when i was about to enter the building, a butch dike who looks like @ThiefyPoo swinged the door open to spit out her throat mucus only for it to land inside my mouth. Obviously she didn't see me cause she apologized. I remember her apology going something like "Sorry, girl, i didn't see you. You'll be alright." I stayed in that spot for over 15 mins trying to put together the pieces on what just took place.... with her throat snot still in my mouth.

Yes, breh's, i was a walking L. So many stories :wow:

breh were you retarded? :dahell:
 
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