Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

You never get cold? Or caught yourself with the zipper? shyt is uncomfortable to me, I feel exposed too .

These best time to let free is around autumn and winter; The breeze is so gawdly .

Ironically, the only time I've ever got caught in my zipper was when I was wearing briefs

 

[duckbutta]

when i was 13 i used to get up in the middle of the night...fill a cup full of warm water..go back to my room and lay on the edge of the bed with my dikk in it...I did this for the whole summer of that year...

when i was 16 i somehow spilled this skillet of taco meat my mother was cooking...no idea how i did it...but that shyt fell in one big clump...i gathered it all up off the floor and put it right back in the skillet, then wiped the floor...my mother ate it and i ate a sandwich...she got really sick and had to go to the doctor...turns out she had mopped the floor and all that cleaner had gotten in the taco meat...she was taking medicine for a good two months...

when i was 17 i was banging this 15 year old chick who told me she was pregnant...i told her to get an abortion and she said she wasn't...so one day i bought her some subway and put some d con in it ( randomly found it a home in a random box full of old cleaning stuff ) ...she got sick for a week but nothing more than that...then later she came back and said she was never pregnant...

sophomore year of college i used to bang this little bad light skin chick on the regular...at least 3 times a week..raw....toward the end of the semester it was obvious to me she was pregnant...but i never asked about it and she never said nothing about it...never saw her again after that...after a few weeks of the next semester i deleted her number...

was at a friend of mines house years ago...in his bathroom...going through his shyt and found a bottle of Valtrex...i was careful to stay away from him the rest of the night and slowly stopped talking to him...i never told any of my other friends and I seen them share bottles of liquor / smoke blunts / black, etc...eventually they found out about it and i acted shocked as they told me he had herpes

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

im afraid of the dark

 

[The 2020 New Member]

That poor dog.
Damn that's hateful.

that's why i posted it.

 

[havoc]

When i was a kid, I thought Michael Jackson was a girl and had a crush on him

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Never would have guessed I was his type, tho

 

[NotaPAWG]

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

when i was 13 i used to get up in the middle of the night...fill a cup full of warm water..go back to my room and lay on the edge of the bed with my dikk in it...I did this for the whole summer of that year...

when i was 16 i somehow spilled this skillet of taco meat my mother was cooking...no idea how i did it...but that shyt fell in one big clump...i gathered it all up off the floor and put it right back in the skillet, then wiped the floor...my mother ate it and i ate a sandwich...she got really sick and had to go to the doctor...turns out she had mopped the floor and all that cleaner had gotten in the taco meat...she was taking medicine for a good two months...

when i was 17 i was banging this 15 year old chick who told me she was pregnant...i told her to get an abortion and she said she wasn't...so one day i bought her some subway and put some d con in it ( randomly found it a home in a random box full of old cleaning stuff ) ...she got sick for a week but nothing more than that...then later she came back and said she was never pregnant...

sophomore year of college i used to bang this little bad light skin chick on the regular...at least 3 times a week..raw....toward the end of the semester it was obvious to me she was pregnant...but i never asked about it and she never said nothing about it...never saw her again after that...after a few weeks of the next semester i deleted her number...

was at a friend of mines house years ago...in his bathroom...going through his shyt and found a bottle of Valtrex...i was careful to stay away from him the rest of the night and slowly stopped talking to him...i never told any of my other friends and I seen them share bottles of liquor / smoke blunts / black, etc...eventually they found out about it and i acted shocked as they told me he had herpes

So, what point of your life did you just stop giving a fukk about other people ?

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Serious question tho Bangs; Are you one of those people that can't sleep with their feet exposed or hanging off the edge of the bed ?

 

[Remote]

I had a porno magazine in my bookbag in high school.
It was only in there cuz I couldn't stash it in the house...mufukkas is nosey around a teenager.
...left the bookbag in one of the empty gym lockers during PE class. I didn't have a lock.
It was found by my baseball teammates.
And that shyt made its way around the back of the bus during the away game later that afternoon

 

[NotaPAWG]

Serious question tho Bangs; Are you one of those people that can't sleep with their feet exposed or hanging off the edge of the bed ?

Yep. I wear socks to bed lol

 

[msims]

I remember back in elementary school, for some strange odd reason i put doo doo in my book bag and went into class not having a clue what i just did. I use to shyt and take the doo doo out the toilet and squish it in my hands. I don't really know why i did those things so don't ask me why. I can also remember tasting it and remember it not having any flavor.

I remember waking up one morning thirsty ass hell, afraid to go into the kitchen cause i was afraid of roaches and my dad yelling at me. Well, i went into the bathroom to take a leak, with my eyes blurred, hardly can see, i seen a cup on top of the sink which appeared to be juice inside of it. I took the cup to drink the juice... but something wasn't right as the content inside of the cup took too long to go down my throat. So i stopped mid way from finishing the drink, cleared my eyes with water, senses and vision back intact only to look inside the cup and realize i was drinking my dad throat mucus he spits in a cup whenever he's sick.

I can also recall the time i was in elementary school when i was about to enter the building, a butch dike who looks like @ThiefyPoo swinged the door open to spit out her throat mucus only for it to land inside my mouth. Obviously she didn't see me cause she apologized. I remember her apology going something like "Sorry, girl, i didn't see you. You'll be alright." I stayed in that spot for over 15 mins trying to put together the pieces on what just took place.... with her throat snot still in my mouth.

Yes, breh's, i was a walking L. So many stories

 

[Grano-Grano]

fukked one of my high school teachers... Best dome in the world son... That dome work got me all A's.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

Yep. I swear socks to bed lol

You still aight tho

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Witcho ol' sweaty, stinky feet, scary ass

 

[KOOL-AID]

For 5 years I was addicted to sugar. I was disgusting and hurting those around me, the kids were becoming obesed and getting diabetes. So after going to rehab I came back healthier and feeling great now everyone is doing better.

 

[Raye82]

I was against self pleasure, until about two years ago, when I received a vibrating birthday gift. Let's just say, it was one the best gifts I ever got....