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I appreciate the honest answer breh
). Anyways, in 7th grade these sweet sissy ass boys would go pulling down peoples pants and running off. Well, they caught me slippin' on one of my commando days when I had on some sweat pants.
routine and told me to stop being wierd and wear underwear like normal people................I didn't listen 
I've been going commando about 2-3 daysout of a week since 3rd grade (still do and I'm not ashamed of it
All the bytches in the hallway made a scene about it like they've never seen peen before and my French teacher runs out of the classroom and sees my thang out. I got 5 days of ISS, but the worst part the school making me talk to the guidance counselor for 3 days and she talked to me like I was some kind of fukkin' freaky ass lecher out for thrills
My ma wasn't even mad when I got home, she just gave me the
I knew my boy since we were in grade school. I knew at years old I wanna to fukk her. I was like 12 when I last saw her. I Bumped into her at the bus stop like 15 years later. She was all jacked up. She used to look like a young Lacey Duvalle. But i guess she got turned out on drugs 
So I see her. I like hey --------. She was confused. So I was like remember me? I'm ----- son She was like yea. We talked til my bus came I gave her 5 bucks cuz she looked f'd up 
but all I seen was that beast when is was 12. So i took down her number. A week pass. I call her saying I'm not a little kid anymore. She laughs. I'm like wat up. N she straight to the point wit it. How much u trying to spend? Is wat she said. I felt bad that it reached this point for her. But I didn't think twice I said 40 bucks. She was like bet. She on her way to my crib in a cab. She finally get to my crib. But on some real shyt my girl come home from work 
I'm spooked. I go to the cab bout to say just go. But I said to her u gon be my aunt
. In the sense of a ghetto aunt. So I walk her in the crib telling my girl this lady right here was like a aunt to me when I was a kid. Mind u the crib I'm at is a 2family flat. So i take her to the section of the house that's a spare. I'm nervous as hell now
. I go back to my girl. She mad not because ole girl here but because I told her I was giving her money because she was kinda fuccked up. So I go back upstairs. And get the best head ever from one of my biggest crushes ever. I getting dome like a mofo & my girl watch Keeping up a With The Kardashians. 
I went to well one too many times tho. The next time I fuked wit her she gave me the clap 
I deserved it tho, but man I just wanted to do something sexual with her for over 15 years. I can't even brag to no one I kno. Because every one kno she a fiend. This is my 1st time telling anyone this. I feel 
right now for getting that off my chest. Oh yeah I may have witnessed a unsolved murder 
I was eating.I remember back in elementary school, for some strange odd reason i put doo doo in my book bag and went into class not having a clue what i just did. I use to shyt and take the doo doo out the toilet and squish it in my hands. I don't really know why i did those things so don't ask me why. I can also remember tasting it and remember it not having any flavor.
I remember waking up one morning thirsty ass hell, afraid to go into the kitchen cause i was afraid of roaches and my dad yelling at me. Well, i went into the bathroom to take a leak, with my eyes blurred, hardly can see, i seen a cup on top of the sink which appeared to be juice inside of it. I took the cup to drink the juice... but something wasn't right as the content inside of the cup took too long to go down my throat. So i stopped mid way from finishing the drink, cleared my eyes with water, senses and vision back intact only to look inside the cup and realize i was drinking my dad throat mucus he spits in a cup whenever he's sick.
I can also recall the time i was in elementary school when i was about to enter the building, a butch dike who looks like @ThiefyPoo swinged the door open to spit out her throat mucus only for it to land inside my mouth. Obviously she didn't see me cause she apologized. I remember her apology going something like "Sorry, girl, i didn't see you. You'll be alright." I stayed in that spot for over 15 mins trying to put together the pieces on what just took place.... with her throat snot still in my mouth.
Yes, breh's, i was a walking L. So many stories
I grew up with this dude. Niqqa mom was the baddest chick round the way.every d boy wanted her. She was a beast.
When i was a kid, I thought Michael Jackson was a girl and had a crush on him
Never would have guessed I was his type, tho
That poor dog.i admit shameful shyt almost daily and still you want more.
...spot for sale.
per request @Tony_Bromo
AIGHT: so just a coupla weeks ago i was crashing with my homegirl. we were drinkin on the late night into the early morning. one thing lead to another and someone fukked up an HDMI cable.neither of us wanted to take the rap and tell her BF (it was his shyt). she had other friends staying with her but they were asleep. they also had a little dog running around.
we blamed the dog. i even went a little overboard and was chastising the dog myself for something i know he didn't do.
Freedom is glory
You never get cold? Or caught yourself with the zipper? shyt is uncomfortable to me, I feel exposed too 
.
She wasn't that fuked, but man I had tunnel vision. She had that look fiends hav blacked all around the eyesDid she have teeth?
was I thinking 
@Kind Gentleman Bless us breh I know you have something
