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I remember back in elementary school, for some strange odd reason i put doo doo in my book bag and went into class not having a clue what i just did. I use to shyt and take the doo doo out the toilet and squish it in my hands. I don't really know why i did those things so don't ask me why. I can also remember tasting it and remember it not having any flavor.

I remember waking up one morning thirsty ass hell, afraid to go into the kitchen cause i was afraid of roaches and my dad yelling at me. Well, i went into the bathroom to take a leak, with my eyes blurred, hardly can see, i seen a cup on top of the sink which appeared to be juice inside of it. I took the cup to drink the juice... but something wasn't right as the content inside of the cup took too long to go down my throat. So i stopped mid way from finishing the drink, cleared my eyes with water, senses and vision back intact only to look inside the cup and realize i was drinking my dad throat mucus he spits in a cup whenever he's sick. :wow:

I can also recall the time i was in elementary school when i was about to enter the building, a butch dike who looks like @ThiefyPoo swinged the door open to spit out her throat mucus only for it to land inside my mouth. Obviously she didn't see me cause she apologized. I remember her apology going something like "Sorry, girl, i didn't see you. You'll be alright." I stayed in that spot for over 15 mins trying to put together the pieces on what just took place.... with her throat snot still in my mouth.

Yes, breh's, i was a walking L. So many stories :wow:
 

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I remember back in elementary school, for some strange odd reason i put doo doo in my book bag and went into class not having a clue what i just did. I use to shyt and take the doo doo out the toilet and squish it in my hands. I don't really know why i did those things so don't ask me why. I can also remember tasting it and remember it not having any flavor.

I remember waking up one morning thirsty ass hell, afraid to go into the kitchen cause i was afraid of roaches and my dad yelling at me. Well, i went into the bathroom to take a leak, with my eyes blurred, hardly can see, i seen a cup on top of the sink which appeared to be juice inside of it. I took the cup to drink the juice... but something wasn't right as the content inside of the cup took too long to go down my throat. So i stopped mid way from finishing the drink, cleared my eyes with water, senses and vision back intact only to look inside the cup and realize i was drinking my dad throat mucus he spits in a cup whenever he's sick. :wow:

I can also recall the time i was in elementary school when i was about to enter the building, a butch dike who looks like @ThiefyPoo swinged the door open to spit out her throat mucus only for it to land inside my mouth. Obviously she didn't see me cause she apologized. I remember her apology going something like "Sorry, girl, i didn't see you. You'll be alright." I stayed in that spot for over 15 mins trying to put together the pieces on what just took place.... with her throat snot still in my mouth.

Yes, breh's, i was a walking L. So many stories :wow:

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Back in 8th grade, locker room after bball practice one day these nikkas decided they wanted to share stories of female encounters :dwillhuh:

Then it somehow became my turn smh nikkas looked at me like "Aye Bruh I know you got some stories, all the hoes stay in yo apartments :eat:"
Trying to keep my composure since I had no losses on my rep until, now, ":manny: Yea its a few females live in my complex"...
Of course they kept pressin..."So which ones you done fukked with? Ashley :ohlawd:? Brianna:noah:? The super booty twins stay over there too right?:gladbron:"

...":guilty: Uh yeah they stay by me"



.......*5 minutes of severe interrogation later*



":stop:Oh so you not a virgin? :stopitslime: What color is the inside of a p*ssy, is it pink or brown?"
"Its brown :beli:.........:lupe:"
":ufdup:nikka its pink. How long did you last on your first time? :troll:"
"Uhhhh....I lasted about 40 minutes :skip:"
":ufdup: :childplease::comeon:"
":patrice::to:"
":camby::pachaha::umad::russ::ban:"

I got exposed for lying quicker than STLady

I cant even remember the rest of the story though so I guess I blacked out after that :manny:
 
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I remember back in elementary school, for some strange odd reason i put doo doo in my book bag and went into class not having a clue what i just did. I use to shyt and take the doo doo out the toilet and squish it in my hands. I don't really know why i did those things so don't ask me why. I can also remember tasting it and remember it not having any flavor.

I remember waking up one morning thirsty ass hell, afraid to go into the kitchen cause i was afraid of roaches and my dad yelling at me. Well, i went into the bathroom to take a leak, with my eyes blurred, hardly can see, i seen a cup on top of the sink which appeared to be juice inside of it. I took the cup to drink the juice... but something wasn't right as the content inside of the cup took too long to go down my throat. So i stopped mid way from finishing the drink, cleared my eyes with water, senses and vision back intact only to look inside the cup and realize i was drinking my dad throat mucus he spits in a cup whenever he's sick. :wow:

I can also recall the time i was in elementary school when i was about to enter the building, a butch dike who looks like @ThiefyPoo swinged the door open to spit out her throat mucus only for it to land inside my mouth. Obviously she didn't see me cause she apologized. I remember her apology going something like "Sorry, girl, i didn't see you. You'll be alright." I stayed in that spot for over 15 mins trying to put together the pieces on what just took place.... with her throat snot still in my mouth.

Yes, breh's, i was a walking L. So many stories :wow:
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