Shameful admission thread! Come in here and bare your soul brehs and brehettes!

[HiphopRelated]

In ninth grade there was a sweet, pretty girl who had lost her legs in an accident and used a wheelchair. She had very few friends due to her condition, but she was a fantastic artist.

My friends and I decided to prank her for shyts and giggles, so I pretend I want to be her friend and she warms up to me immediately. We start to hang out outside of school and she takes me to her home one day to watch a movie.

I ask her if she can show me her portfolio (she was in the advanced art program in our school and needed to create fifty or so amazing art pieces to pass). During the movie, I say I need to go to the restroom and I retrieve the bis ass scissors from my pocket, go into her room, and cut the bottom half of all of her art pieces off and trash them.

I leave and the next day she rolls up to me in the middle of class, on the verge of crying, and asks me what happened to her art, I said "I made them look like you". All my friends laugh heartily and she rolls over to her table and just stares at her hands in her lap for the rest of the day

It was less than a month before that art was due, too. There's no way she made it up in time. To this day I still look back and wonder what the fukk was wrong with us.

Damn ......damn

 

[*L*E*G*A*C*Y*]

Shameful admission so shameful I had to put it in a spoiler...it's not that bad...but I really am ashamed of this.

Spoiler: Me, women, and sex...

I've never had sex with a black woman.
All the women I've had sex with in my life were white.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I dont know how to play Spades

 

[Grind -N- Bone]

I can't cook + I never finished the Holy Bible

 

[egobiggs]

I dont know how to ride a bike, swim, measure or play cards

 

[The Realist Perspective]

It's hard for me to bust in p*ssy.

I don't think I'll ever love anyone and I don't think I've ever been in love.

I will probably kill myself, soon. Not because life is particularly bad but it's because life is ultimately pointless.

I was a late bloomer in sex.

I hate women more than I hate men but I truly hate people in general.

I want to get in a fight and beat someone within an inch of their life just to know what it feels like.

I want a woman to get in my face to the point she makes me want to strike her, and I want to strike her so hard that she is knocked out cold.

I believe in spreading negativity. Being nice has never gotten me anywhere or anything. It was when I became an assertive a$$hole I've seen some success in career life and females.

I lift weights so I don't have to work as hard to get females.

I want to lead a female on, impregnate her, and abandon her just to ruin her life.

I never had my dikk sucked. I never ate p*ssy.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

It's hard for me to bust in p*ssy.

I don't think I'll ever love anyone and I don't think I've ever been in love.

I will probably kill myself, soon. Not because life is particularly bad but it's because life is ultimately pointless.

I was a late bloomer in sex.

I hate women more than I hate men but I truly hate people in general.

I want to get in a fight and beat someone within an inch of their life just to know what it feels like.

I want a woman to get in my face to the point she makes me want to strike her, and I want to strike her so hard that she is knocked out cold.

I believe in spreading negativity. Being nice has never gotten me anywhere or anything. It was when I became an assertive a$$hole I've seen some success in career life and females.

I lift weights so I don't have to work as hard to get females.

I want to lead a female on, impregnate her, and abandon her just to ruin her life.

I never had my dikk sucked. I never ate p*ssy.

:thehell:

Breh, eat an apple or something. You sound miserable.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

:thehell:

Breh, eat an apple or something. You sound miserable.

Then you must be ignorant. Highly, ignorant of a lot of things.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I have a phobia of driving. hasn't effected me much since I've lived on a college campus the past 4 years. I do have a license though. I'll have to force myself out of it very soon.

I can say the same... But im slowly overcoming it. How is it coming along for you?

 

[mson]

It's hard for me to bust in p*ssy.

I don't think I'll ever love anyone and I don't think I've ever been in love.

I will probably kill myself, soon. Not because life is particularly bad but it's because life is ultimately pointless.

I was a late bloomer in sex.

I hate women more than I hate men but I truly hate people in general.

I want to get in a fight and beat someone within an inch of their life just to know what it feels like.

I want a woman to get in my face to the point she makes me want to strike her, and I want to strike her so hard that she is knocked out cold.

I believe in spreading negativity. Being nice has never gotten me anywhere or anything. It was when I became an assertive a$$hole I've seen some success in career life and females.

I lift weights so I don't have to work as hard to get females.

I want to lead a female on, impregnate her, and abandon her just to ruin her life.

I never had my dikk sucked. I never ate p*ssy.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Then you must be ignorant. Highly, ignorant of a lot of things.

Of course I'm ignorant of a lot of things. We all are. That's what knowledge of self is.

To stay on topic why are you a deviant? Were you touched as a child?

 

[Pazzy]

i listen to hardcore rap songs by day like this...

























































































and listen to romantic love songs by night while in bed after dark on some "i need a boyfriend" type of shyt. not those trey songz or weeknd type of songs. more like this...

 

[Milk N Cookies]

A guy i was talking to a guy & i had a nightmare that he beat me to a pulp... I wasnt able to get as close to him because of it. He never understood why i had gotten so cold towards him....

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

i don't drive

never learned how to ride a bike

and @*L*E*G*A*C*Y* i've never had sex with a full cac'aette either..

 

[Goombreh]

One of my favorite songs is Beautiful by Christina Aguileria