Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

[Dwight Howard]

On the other hand, @duckbutta wanted to give Dak $50 million/yr, Reunion Tower, Southfork Ranch, and the remnants of Valley View Mall. Let's make sure to neg our misguided brother.

We're sitting on 20+ million in cap space stop focusing on what players are getting paid.

 

[dtownreppin214]

We're sitting on 20+ million in cap space stop focusing on what players are getting paid.

(I'm going to use this gif a lot this year.)

 

[darealvelle]

 

[BlueHeffner]

since we wont be drafting a QB, this is the guy we need

 

[NotAHotep]

 

[Surreal]

Cowturds offense won't even combine for 30 until the Giants game

Actaully the Packers offense will be trash too
Over and under Wak Asscott sacks and Gay Baby Rodgers throwaway passes to avoid INTs

Told ya

 

[dtownreppin214]

Would yall call Killa Cam?

 

[darealvelle]

Would yall call Killa Cam?

i would

 

[robb]

For.more fukkery....sure

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Micah deserves better. We should trade him. It’s the ethical thing to do.

Sad part is, I wouldn’t even be surprised if I got a phone notification “Dallas Cowboys have traded Micah Parsons for a 2027 conditional 5th round pick to the Pittsburgh Steelers” pop up on my phone.

I’d just sit there like

 

[darealvelle]

For.more fukkery....sure

I want a running qb that move in the pocket, because Kellen dumb ass will have a passing qb throwing 40x a game. Not like we have any good receivers any got damn way.

 

[Nitro Tuggle]

We talking draft picks after week 1. We are down tremendously bad

 

[darealvelle]

I am done with CeeDee. He is no 88. Body mannerisms all beta. Did nothing to try to rally the team up but moan.

 

[LurkMoar]

I am done with CeeDee. He is no 88. Body mannerisms all beta. Did nothing to try to rally the team up but moan.

It was forced on him

 

[Thegospel]

It was forced on him

Hence the beta comment lol. He was a first rounder. He coulda told Jerry gtho my face if he wanted to