Shake 'em up, Roll 'em up, Watch us Break 'em with the 7-Eleven: The Dallas Cowboys 2022 Season Thread

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Cowturds offense won't even combine for 30 until the Giants game

Actaully the Packers offense will be trash too
Over and under Wak Asscott sacks and Gay Baby Rodgers throwaway passes to avoid INTs

Told ya
 

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Micah deserves better. We should trade him. It’s the ethical thing to do.

Sad part is, I wouldn’t even be surprised if I got a phone notification “Dallas Cowboys have traded Micah Parsons for a 2027 conditional 5th round pick to the Pittsburgh Steelers” pop up on my phone.

I’d just sit there like :unimpressed:
 
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