Sgt. Slaughter's introduction to GI-JOE in season 2 was the most gangsta shyt ever was when i was a kid

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I remember in the movie Beachhead beat the hell out of that lady in red. I canr remember her name but I remember me & my friends arguing over whether he said “shyt” after he whooped her. Then she put a blindfold on and handled him :dead:
Beach head was a g. Favorite JOES ever:

Slaughter
Road Block
Snake eyes
Beach Head
Leatherneck
Lady J
Hawk
Falcon

For cobra:
Baroness
Storm shadow
Serpentor
Cobra Commander
Destro
Xomat and Tomax
Zartan
 

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More often than not I tend to take that L.
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The didn't give a FÚCK about us kids mental health back in the 80's and I love them for it.

Transformers The Movie STARTS OFF with the brutal murders of all the damn OG Autobots. It was literally a fukking montage of them getting shot to death. I'm talking about you actually see the light from their eyes fade to black. Also, fukk Hot Rod.

GI Joe had Serpentor THROW A fukkING SNAKE SPEAR INTO Duke's chest.
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And that shyt was in slow motion. Blood splatter and all.

So much coke was being snorted in the 80s :ahh:
So true:russ:

My uncle took me and my brother to see the Transformers movie back then. He is Deacon and overall very conservative


He told us as we were leaving the theater that he almost pulled us out of the theater when Ultra Magnus got murked. Apparently he was :picard: at the whole movie in general because it was very dark. They were killing off Transformers at a rapid rate graphically:mjlol:


Of course me and my brother was :leon::gladbron: at this turn of events. We were NOT expecting that and we loved it

When Ultra Magnus got clapped up I guess my uncle was about to get us up out of there but was conflicted because it was a cartoon
 

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Cobra Commander was getting SO MANY L's in that movie...:picard: jesus... had his whole organization stolen by a whole cult leader...and turned into a giant snake himself...


one of the GOAT sonnings in cartoon history :wow:
fool was slithering around talmbout "i was once a mansssshisssssss"
 

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Beach head was a g. Favorite JOES ever:

Slaughter
Road Block
Snake eyes
Beach Head
Leatherneck
Lady J
Hawk
Falcon

For cobra:
Baroness
Storm shadow
Serpentor
Cobra Commander
Destro
Xomat and Tomax
Zartan


We're all under agreement that Destro is black, right?

I don't care about canon or what's in the comics...Destro is a nikka.
 
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There was a kid that used to stunt on the whole class during Toy Day, he had things I didn't even know existed :wow:
I had a neighbor who's parents got divorced and you know back in the day that meant he was spoiled asf

This mother fukker had a TURBO GRAFIX 16 AND A NEO GEO:mindblown:
 
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it's a damn shame these dumb ass studios can't give me a G1 Transformers based on all them designs and a "Real American Hero" Joes..

All them Joe movies was terrible. A cartoon from 35 years ago is sh-tting on them...

They need a James Bond budget... we need all the locations. Battles on sea... on land... in the dunes... in the jungle.. in the north pole... in space!
 

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I remember in the movie Beachhead beat the hell out of that lady in red. I canr remember her name but I remember me & my friends arguing over whether he said “shyt” after he whooped her. Then she put a blindfold on and handled him :dead:

You mean Jynx... she was dope asf... but she had to be blind to fight she was literally like daredevil's powers...:wow:
 
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