Beach head was a g. Favorite JOES ever:
Slaughter
Road Block
Snake eyes
Beach Head
Leatherneck
Lady J
Hawk
Falcon
For cobra:
Baroness
Storm shadow
Serpentor
Cobra Commander
Destro
Xomat and Tomax
Zartan
goat Joes:
Flint
Lady J
Spirit (his war with Storm Shadow>>>Snake Eyes War with Storm Shadow)
Shipwreck (talking shyt, taking a loss and then talking shyt while your parrot tells you that you ain't shyt for taking repeated losses)
Dusty (cause I'm from the Mississippi Delta, deep south, and I related to everything he said about adapting to the middle of nowhere 110 degree heat with no wind blowing)
honorable mentions: Sgt. Slaughter, Falcon, Jinx, Scarlett
COBRA:
Serpentor (for being the opposite of every other 80s american cartoon villain)
Zartan (for being the coolest aspects of everything that anyone thought of when they thought "coolest 80s/90s nikka alive) For real. Breh had the powers of a ninja, talked with a British accent, lived in a swamp and controlled his own crew of British sounding rednecks. Whats more 80s American villain than that?
Destro/Baroness
Tomax/Xamot: their "finish the twins' sentence" was the coolest shyt ever.
Tomax: "I hate ...
Xamot: "when I back a loser!
"
Both: "So do I!!!!
Storm Shadow: for being the other side of the coin to Spirit. Dropping philosophy and wiping out whole squads of joes, tanks and whatever else. Storn Shadow and Spirit the OG Peter Griffith/Chicken