so life is really just an audition for jesus, where some invisible being in the sky is putting all 8 billion of us through a test at once. he's got a good place for you if you're good, and a bad place if you're bad. the billions who have never heard of jesus are exempted
but luckily there are men on earth who are closer to him than you are, so to improve your chances, you can give them money
but luckily there are men on earth who are closer to him than you are, so to improve your chances, you can give them money