Seinfeld: You Don't Even Know What A Write-off Is.

[Trapped]

To me, it's the best sitcom ever...and I love "The Office", "Married with Children","Friends" etc...but when it comes to humour in general, Seinfeld stays on top.

The whole ribbon thing is funny too...

"Who?! Who doesn't want to wear the RRRIBBON!?"

Kramer:

 

[jmspro]

When Kramer's friend Brody forced Jerry to bootleg "Deathblow."

Jerry: What if he doesn't like it?

Kramer: Well, It was your first time. He will understand.

Jerry: People with guns don't understand! That's why they carry guns! Too many misunderstandings!

 

[Optimus Prime]

I still watch Seinfeld most nights at 730 on TBS. George as the Marine Biologist and the ending scene always gets me

 

[Jimi Swagger]

 

[Monoblock]

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

Festivus

When he airs his grievances and tells George "You couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date with a babe"

This just came across my FB timeline

http://teespring.com/summer-tour

 

[Monoblock]

When he airs his grievances and tells George "You couldn't smooth a silk sheet, if you had a hot date with a babe"

This just came across my FB timeline

http://teespring.com/summer-tour

Copped.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

YOOOOOOO dap, pos rep

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

HAHAH

Jerry just shrugs then like he should have expected it]

Heres a clip of that entire storyline, defeintely one of my favorites:

Or when he gets the NYU intern, the interview with the Dean

Dean: I've been going over Darrens notes, laundry, mending chicken wire, high noon tea with a mr. newman

Kramer: Business as usual as Kramerica

Dean: To me it seems like a solitary man with a messy apartment that may or may not contain a chicken

Kramer: And with Darrens help we'll get that chicken

Dean: Well I can't allow this internship to continue

Kramer: Well this capricious and arbitrary !

Dean: You're fly is open

 

[Robbie3000]

I still watch Seinfeld most nights at 730 on TBS. George as the Marine Biologist and the ending scene always gets me

"I said Eaaaaasssssy big fella!!"

 

[CourtesyFlush]

I love George's obsession with being Art Vandaley the architect

 

[FlyRy]

i was watching the Interstellar special features and they had a framed version of The Kramer on the set

i want one

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Brody was raw as fukk

Shows up at Jerry's apartment wanting the bootleg. Borrows Kramer's bat while he up there.

Kramer: You need a glove?

Brody: Nahh

 

[The Jewnited States]

Hope this thread finally makes people realize just how great the show was. shyt transcends race and generations

Its a show about humanity

 

[Kill Dat Noize]

one day i would love to be able to watch seinfeld without the laugh track.

i feel like it would play entirely different, like much darker and twisted.