RUSSIA/РОССИЯ THREAD—ASSANGE CHRGD W/ SPYING—DJT IMPEACHED TWICE-US TREASURY SANCTS KILIMNIK AS RUSSIAN AGNT

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Andy Borowitz
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“I was brought up to believe that betraying your country was something you’d do very secretively,” Benedict Arnold said.


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“I was brought up to believe that betraying your country was something you’d do very secretively,” Arnold said.

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

If Putin were to attack a NATO member ... if they thought Finland was hard on them ...

Russia would never openly attack someone. Their military is shyt and their economy is shyt. That's why they have to engage in covert fukkery so they can have some plausible deniability. All they have is nukes, similar to north korea tbh.

 

[PoorAndDangerous]

It more than 1 hour. I’m sure they will use it when it becomes beneficial to them.

The day of I was watching it live they said they estimate it was 2hrs 10min roughly

 

[Blackfyre]

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

Oh good

 

[Leasy]

I refuse to believe a celebrity crook is doing this to the government. Somebody want this to happen man I am sorry I refuse to believe this shyt Russia or not.

Maybe America wasn’t the shyt after all and our alphabet boys

 

[Jhoon]

Russia would never openly attack someone. Their military is shyt and their economy is shyt. That's why they have to engage in covert fukkery so they can have some plausible deniability. All they have is nukes, similar to north korea tbh.

Dog, i would hope Putin doesn’t let the president give him the wrong impression. Putin isn’t that dumb.

 

[Jhoon]

I refuse to believe a celebrity crook is doing this to the government. Somebody want this to happen man I am sorry I refuse to believe this shyt Russia or not.

Maybe America wasn’t the shyt after all and our alphabet boys

The alphabet boys are idiots. And this is who the last administration couldn’t call out?

When they go low you go high? Either you fight then or you fight now.

Unless the entire activity was to shyt on the judiciary.

 

[resurrection]

I refuse to believe a celebrity crook is doing this to the government. Somebody want this to happen man I am sorry I refuse to believe this shyt Russia or not.

Maybe America wasn’t the shyt after all and our alphabet boys

The entire GOP, at least those at the national level, is complicit breh. That's an entity, as a collective, that is strong enough to achieve this

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

Russia would never openly attack someone. Their military is shyt and their economy is shyt. That's why they have to engage in covert fukkery so they can have some plausible deniability. All they have is nukes, similar to north korea tbh.

theyd probably do the ghost army thing again in montenegro, maybe using serbia to launch their army from (idk how strong their relationship is now)
this time trump could buy time by pretending like it isnt blatantly russia. "putin says its not him i have no reason not to believe him"
"why should we defend montenegro? such a small country"
etc etc

 

[Jhoon]

theyd probably do the ghost army thing again in montenegro, maybe using serbia to launch their army from (idk how strong their relationship is now)
this time trump could buy time by pretending like it isnt blatantly russia. "putin says its not him i have no reason not to believe him"
"why should we defend montenegro? such a small country"
etc etc

That’s not an argument. They do that: and Russia will be bombed. This isn’t a debate.

 

[Reality Check]

I think I hear Nap screaming from here. :mjlolhairfade:


"I TOLD Y'ALL NYGGAS!!!"

How long is he bushed for?

 

[Baka's Weird Case]

That’s not an argument. They do that: and Russia will be bombed. This isn’t a debate.

i know its not a valid argument. that doesnt mean trump wont try to make it
thats not to say that other NATO members wouldnt act without the US btw i could see th UK france being like fukk this nato is too valuable

 

[Jhoon]

i know its not a valid argument. that doesnt mean trump wont try to make it
thats not to say that other NATO members wouldnt act without the US btw i could see th UK france being like fukk this nato is too valuable

Every nato country will give it to Putin if he tried anything. Maybe the president can ask his troops to stand down but I don’t think he’s that goofy.

 

[Jhoon]

How long is he bushed for?

Are we crying for lunatics now?