Russell Wilson's Barber is a CAC

[Illuminatos]

Got my haircut by a white woman near campus as a freshman.....don't ask me why....long story

Entire time I was like ....when it was over...got out of my chair and realized the bytch gave me that Vegeta haircut....had to wear a cap for 2 weeks...never again

 

[superunknown23]

I try to get my cuts during the week now (after work).
fukk wasting hours of your weekend in the shop waiting and then getting cuts for 45 minutes from distracted nikkas

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

Hold up. Ya'll about to get me a bad evaluation with my group right now. Im trying to stiffle my laughter. You telling me dude went to go spit a 16 while trying to cut your hair. He couldn't wait?? As if Jay was on the line like nikka you not making the song if you don't cut this in the next 15min . This could be a GOAT dave chapelle skit. I might have to start a youtube channel and use some of these ideas. Im literally done right now. My nikka barber has a "booth" in the back.

Lol na breh he was doing it before he cut my hair
And Yup he got a booth back there and all. Dude is a wordsmith so he be in the booth sounding like GZA talm bout he's gonna defeat foes with his lyrical swords

Funniest story was this one dyke lookin bish that came to get her haircut claiming she was an artist and that she be hitting different art events in cities like LA, Miami and NY

Bish said that jayz went to a show were a couple of her paintings were on display and dropped a few Gs on one of hers .... Everyone had the Face on.

 

[SuperNintendo Chalmers]

Russell Wilson is gonna be paid when he retires.

The fiscal conservativeness of going to Super Cuts.

 

[L&HH]

Lol na breh he was doing it before he cut my hair
And Yup he got a booth back there and all. Dude is a wordsmith so he be in the booth sounding like GZA talm bout he's gonna defeat foes with his lyrical swords

Funniest story was this one dyke lookin bish that came to get her haircut claiming she was an artist and that she be hitting different art events in cities like LA, Miami and NY

Bish said that jayz went to a show were a couple of her paintings were on display and dropped a few Gs on one of hers .... Everyone had the Face on.

 

[Motife43]

I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper

Where at on the Eastside?

 

[Slystallion]

I go to a salon where only ladies cut hair but I have CAC hair though

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

Russell Wilson is gonna be paid when he retires.

The fiscal conservativeness of going to Super Cuts.

He still aint learned from Tim Duncan that them Wahl Clippers in Rite Aid are ALWAYS on sale

 

[Bone Bender]

Anybody ever seen those Middle Eastern or Indian barber videos on youtube? They cut your hair and then give you shoulder massages.

 

[nineteeneightysix]

Naw, he's fully Black.

Hell Naw....

 

[DrX]

damn even uncle tom bob get his shyt twisted by negros

 

[duncanthetall]

Got my haircut by a white woman near campus as a freshman.....don't ask me why....long story

Entire time I was like ....when it was over...got out of my chair and realized the bytch gave me that Vegeta haircut....had to wear a cap for 2 weeks...never again

I remember I was about 12 yr sold when I realized that shyt wouldn't fly. My momma is a cheap nikka and always will be, that precious creature, but she had my lil ass goin to Greatclips cause she had a coupon. I was livin in Memphis, where a nikka can get a fresh cut on any other block, but we haaaad to get that coupon.

Breh, my hairline was at a 35 degree angle. Like......I wish I was exaggerating, but fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

My mom was tryin to be like, "Ah...that looks......NICE, honey." I never wanted to put hands on my momma more than at that time. I had seen white boys in Food LIon growin up throwin tantrems and yankin they moms hair. I thought that this shyt HAD to enable me to pull one of them off. Thank GOD there was a black barbershop no joke in the same...whats it called....shopping mall? shyt was like 4 doors down.

I walked in there and I shyt you not every nikka was like fukking simultaneously. I wanted to grab a straight razor and fix my hairline then cut my throat with it

They fixed my shyt free of fukking charge as long as I promised to never go to a great/sports/whatever clips again. shyt was jokes, and due to the cut, my hairline was pushed back like half an inch temporarily. But goddamn, breh. Never will I ever make that mistake again or even walk by a Greatclips without checkin to see if theres a nikka in there I can warn.

 

[keond]

Where at on the Eastside?

Decatur, I dont wanna incriminate dude cuz he is a good guy tho.

 

[manyfaces]

Got my haircut by a white woman near campus as a freshman.....don't ask me why....long story

Entire time I was like ....when it was over...got out of my chair and realized the bytch gave me that Vegeta haircut....had to wear a cap for 2 weeks...never again

Naw nikka, that story gotta be told. Cause I can't fathom how you could even get yourself in the predicament where a white woman is left to cut your shyt. On a college campus it's at least 2 nikkas minimum in every dorm/apt complex that will cut your shyt for $5-10, half on a sack, or a combo meal from somewhere. This shyt probably even true at one of them ivy league joints.

 

[TooLazyToMakeUp1]

But goddamn, breh. Never will I ever make that mistake again or even walk by a Greatclips without checkin to see if theres a nikka in there I can warn.

Just imagining a brotha outside of a Great Clips protesting like a black hebrew israelite