Russell Wilson's Barber is a CAC

[Yung Yogurt]

Russel is a well groomed ugly ass nikka on the low

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually aint a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper

Lowkey, female barbers>male ones.... they gonna make sure they get your mathematics as proper as your hair will allow for...cause they aint trying to fukk up their money..and they gonna make sure you look as attractive as possible to them/other females.

 

[AkaDemiK]

you ain't been to a barbershop till you go to a Caribbean joint....funniest shyt ever...

 

[Rocket Scientist]

Never trust "them" or a woman with clippers or a razor.

 

[Jesus]

I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper

:truss:

 

[NY's #1 Draft Pick]

The barbershop is important as fukk in our communities, but gotdamn don't go if you got someplace to be that day The Latino ones are a trip, too, especially if you don't spit no Spanish. You be there like hoping that nikka stop throwing around that revolutionary slang with his Vatos after every two cuts.

"nikka, just finish my shyt"

This dude speak English tho... Brooklyn dude... I remember once I got there and waited almost 10 min for this dude to get out the back room cuz he was back there "in the booth"

I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper

 

[Jesus]

My best barbers have been lightskin ironically enough...nikkas with dreads are trash though.

 

[pimpineasy]

You know what kills me about you guys. When whites say that all blacks are the same and then throw out some tired stereotypes of black males you all protest and yet you do it here on the coli to try and define what a "real" black person is, its mostly the same tired stereotypes. Congrats I guess

 

[AkaDemiK]

My best barbers have been lightskin ironically enough...nikkas with dreads are trash though.

false...my barber is a trini dude with dreads...homie keeps me lookin sharp as fukk

 

[Swiggy]

I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper

 

[Jesus]

You know what kills me about you guys. When whites say that all blacks are the same and then throw out some tired stereotypes of black males you all protest and yet you do it here on the coli to try and define what a "real" black person is, its mostly the same tired stereotypes. Congrats I guess

Dude wanna come in here and cape for cacs...it's all jokes nikka. :marty:

 

[WaddupDoe!]

Only white man's chair I'm sitting in is a dentist's.

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Yoo this shyt is the truth.

 

[you're NOT "n!ggas"]

Isn't Russell Wilson a mutt anyway? fukk him.

yoooooo rep one time for taking me back to my childhood one of my best friends back in elementary was mixed with black and mexican, he had the same complexion and hair type as russell wilson and pops would roast his ass like, "Why is hair so damn straight??? That boy is a fukkin' MUTT "

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

You know what kills me about you guys. When whites say that all blacks are the same and then throw out some tired stereotypes of black males you all protest and yet you do it here on the coli to try and define what a "real" black person is, its mostly the same tired stereotypes. Congrats I guess

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper

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