Russell Wilson's Barber is a CAC

[InvictusAeternusEternus]

When your elbow hits their dikk while u in the chair tho

#NeverUseTheArmRest

 

[AVXL]

I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper

Where you gettin ya cut at? My barber is the same way and I get my shyt cut off Cascade

 

[South Paw]

at this starting a hate thread, and turning into an official barbershop thread

 

[Listen]

Plus they shape you up with the straight razor and that's standard I don't gotta pay extra! That shyt is truly

My old high school buddy is a legit barber, same thing. $14 cut, includes the hot towel/shaving cream and straight razor from the ears down and around the neck. It takes like 5 days before even a hint of stubble creeps back in.

 

[iceberg_is_on_fire]

These stories are comedy. My experience is that of a normal one now, my former barber married this thot after knowing her for two weeks, on his wedding night, running up in other bytches. OWIs, old Vietnamese flames from Chicago rolling through the neighborhood with the V-Unit. nikka's life was too wild. I had to change after I made an appointment and I was in jail and couldn't show up. My hairline needed stability.

 

[MoneyTron]

When your elbow hits their dikk while u in the chair tho

 

[Bone Bender]

YOOOOOO the Last time I got my hair braided was by a bad (7 1/2 - 8) texan lady I had never met before. a quarter of the way through I squeeze into our convo that my neck was stiff & had been buggin me all morning, then proceed to show her the exact spot where it was hurtin. As Im saying this shes finishing whatever part of my hair she was working on, then started to massage my shoulders and neck! I didn't ask her to start rubbing me, she just did As she's blessing my upper body she asks "is it feeling any better?" At this point two things are going through my mind

1. How long can I keep this going?
2. Even though she mentioned a husband earlier, had a Yolanda Adams ringtone, & was wearing a pair of these
   

the only thing bothering me was the fact that I had just gotten back with my baby moms. Nothing wrong with making new friends tho . She kept it going for almost two mins then got back to my hair. Since she was able to temporarily get rid of the pain I tried everything to get her going again, but she just laughed it off each time. On the outside i was , but inside I was very much

When you rotate your neck or shoulders cuz theyre sore and your girl slides on over and just starts massaging you...

 

[FukyourFort]

some Jamaicans cut my hair and they usually have people comin through to watch the soccer/basketball games n shyt...mufukkas be arguing over soundclash battles n shyt...dudes got heated once over movado vs bounty killer....my cuts be taking 40 mins but they do a good job..straight razor n shyt but man dem be on the phones n shyt while cutting....getting food orders n shyt but thats my spot

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper

DEAD !!!!

 

[young3000]

Only had 1 woman ever cut my hair and she was fresh out of barber school. I was in college and my regular barber had 5 people in front of me so I asked him was it cool if she gave me a lineup. You know how sensitive barbers get when you go to another barber He was like she can give you a lineup.....she took a hour just to edge me up I didn't know if she was slow or just precise about her craft. Then kept asking me where did I get my good hair from, by this time I thought she was me. Needless to say I went in 2 weeks later and she was nowhere to be found. Almost made me late for my class that day.

The barber I go to now, I've been going to him for 8 years. Every time I walk into the shop it's straight comedy....a bunch of men 40's to mid 50's with baby mammas and still hitting up clubs

I did see Petey Pablo in there one day looking

 

[Yung Yogurt]

nah yall, the best barbers are gay on the low. My most recent barber was a hood nikka and I ain't think he was gay until he asked me to sneak and stick my pinky in his butt underneath the cape while he was lining me up. Homeboy was flaming on the low but son could cut his ass off.

 

[patscorpio]

my main barber is Brazilian/PR...him and his brother hook me up proper.....they're also part of my boxing crew and ive won them money based off fight predictions...so barring an emergency appointment they have to honor i skip lines like crazy when i come through cuz they know i have things to do...ive had 2 white cats (around my age) do my hair before..one of them they had the cosigns from my main barber that they had skills...dude hooked up my fade proper

 

[big bun]

You know what kills me about you guys. When whites say that all blacks are the same and then throw out some tired stereotypes of black males you all protest and yet you do it here on the coli to try and define what a "real" black person is, its mostly the same tired stereotypes. Congrats I guess

 

[SuperNintendo Chalmers]

Man. Going to a barbershop the day after a big game, something political happens is a no no.

You'll be there all day.

Don't let your barber have problems with his woman.

shyt is all bad.

Most unprofessional nikkas I know.

 

[Urbanmiracle]

Only white man's chair I'm sitting in is a dentist's.

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My dentist is black