Russell Wilson's Barber is a CAC
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My barber is white and his clipper game is
what!?
this is a real barbershop experienceI got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper
Reverend Jesse Jackson
Somebody I Am
Prolly got that cut in under 45 mins without all them distracting conversations
The difference is the spirit. When y'all white ppl say things about blacks, there's a mean spirit behind it....when black ppl say it on here we're just joking around for the most part.
Kenny West
Veteran
Prolly got that cut in under 45 mins without all them distracting conversations
I like the conversations. shyt is jokes
till you're in the chair
Primordial
Pro
I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper
there's nuthin like being in a rush and getting to the shop early with nobody waiting only to watch ur barber sit down next to you to
on sum plantains & goat meatThis mutt right here will throw your back out with these hands.
I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper
How is that even possible?
I bet you didn't need any sheen/alcohol when he was done
muzikfrk75
#4080
I got a female barber. She dont know shyt about sports and has a bluetooth. That shaves 15-20 min off of my cuts. My eastside barber when she aint available tho....nikka think he Kobe, dude lives to play ball, cuts in his basketball shorts and cut off tee, talks nonstop about the playoffs, has to stop my cuts to argue with other barbers about current events, Baby mama be calling him like shyt, he gotta go to the back of the shop to yell at her in privacy, nikka actually ate a 12 piece hot wing w/ french fries the same time he was cutting my head. Had my hairline smelling like lemon pepper
Never change, Coli. Never change.
You wanted to get to work by 10 then got to the barbershop at 9:30Bruhhhh. So I have a presentation this morning at 11. I needed to practice with my other team members before, I wanted to get there by 10. I goto the bbshop at 9:30 and Im in the seat at this time since no one else was there, and I only get a shapeup with a temp fade so I can be up and outta there in 15min or less. I didn't walk outta there until 10:08.
no diss, time management my brehKnickstapeCity
RIP Big Dikk :wow: :mjcry:
How is that even possible?
@ the jokes on black and spanish barbers I love the experience and all but damn these nikkas be taking forever to cut ya shyt
nikkas be on the phone with they baby mother, steppin outside to give daps to some nikkas and eating a full course meal while giving you a cut 
Funny and miserable
