Ridiculous POF profiles and the women who post them

[Taharqa]

we dont like you either, bytch

Don't talk ill of our white nubian queens

 

[XII]

She bad

 

[CashmereThoughts]

MzMowett: Don't ask me what my lips do

About Smokes Often with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City Kansas city, Kansas
Details 30 year old Female, 5' 7" (170cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity Black, Cancer
Intent MzMowett isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education High school
Personality Diva
Profession Nursing
I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially
Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced (Somebody said fukk this shyt )
Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black
Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes
Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years
How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious (the local gym is waiting)
Pets No Pets
Second Language Arabic

About Me
I just wanna be successful! I have no children therefore I don't play with nobody kids... So miss we with the childish bull$hit!!

First Date
I will leave that up to you.... I'm not a difficult person I like the simple things in life... (translation, there better be food involved)

Them ratchet ass chains

 

[NinoBrown]

[Beanie Siegel] "This can't be life, this can't be right, there's gotta be more, this can't be us" [/Beanie Siegel]

Entitlement is real as this current generation of men is missing a father figure in their life that would tell these young guys to stop messing with these behemoths once formerly known as women.



Al Bundy was ahead of his time with this....

 

[O.G.B]

Man this right here bruh



Look like Yo-Yo the rapper if she got ran over by a lawn mower

 

[Phitz]

*edit*

nvm

 

[Cat piss martini]

never has there been a thread with so
much hurt and unhappiness...

 

[ChiTownGuevera]

this gotta be a troll profile ....which one of you nikkaz is this

Dontjudgeme_215: Lace fronts were created by the Devil....

Interests
Ships Cars Things that blow up
Marshmallows Football Bowling
Curling Apple products Scotch
Brandy the alcohol and the girl with the big ass head

About Me
I enjoy painting pictures of nude females laying on a bearskin rug by a fireside......they sometimes come out looking like stick figures drawn by a blind 3 yr old with a broken pencil but after 5 glasses of scotch does it really matter??
I also enjoy shark wrestling and watching the 17 Fast and Furious movies over and over RIP Paul Walker!...... I'm joking btw lol

First Date
I say we start with some soft Luther Vandross playing loudly from my car as I pull up to your house to come get you, I do 3 spins and press the doorbell and there u appear, we go for a night of fine dining at Red Lobster and I tell you go head honey splurge!! Get the Ultimate feast and as many cheddar biscuits you want!! Then after dinner we electric slide back to my car and we go for a delightful walk along Kelly Dr where I point out all the spots that cars have gone careening into the river! Then I end the night with a kiss on the forehead and tell you which bus to take home!

This nikka

That bus comment tho

 

[Sassy]

I am back!!!! with moar fukkery!!! Since I'm busy with classes and what not, I'll try to do this on the weekends. I may do more tomorrow since the sleeping meds are kicking in....or will soon enough. But enough about that!

LET'S

GET

EET!!!

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ciarac123y: Hey
About
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
City
Cincinnati, Ohio
Details
18 year old Female, 5' 1" (155cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Black, Gemini
Intent
ciarac123y is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some college
Personality
Princess
Profession
Nursing


I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 5 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets No Pets



About Ciara
Love being spoiled love white or mixed guys someone to pay my bills and give me money DONT MESSAGE ME ABOUT SEX CAUSE I WILL BLOCK YOUR CREEP ASS

First Date
Idk

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Sassy's Take:....I said it once, and I'll say it again. If you are looking for sugardaddies or rich guys on POF...YOU LAWST...Think about it my dear, why would a rich guy be on pof??? Second of all, what can you bring to the table? a guy isn't going to throw money at you unless you're in a strip club..which brings me to my next point.

You want a relationship...you say what you want...but what about what you can bring to the table? It's useless to tell men don't message about sex, you bring nothing to the table. So they're going to go for the next best thing - the puh. If I was a guy looking at this profile, that would be the first thing i would think.

I put the MJ smiley because coli tradition, duh! so I don't think I need to even elaborate on it tbh.

 

[Sassy]

And another one! the last one for tonight.
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its_me_boii: now I see y blk girls like white guys SMh
About
Non-Smoker with Average body type
City
Lexington, Kentucky
Details
21 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Ethnicity
Mixed Race, Capricorn
Intent
its_me_boii is looking for a relationship.
Education
Some University
Personality
Chef
Profession
chef


I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Spanish



About Diamond
Ain't nobody on pof worth my time tbh !!! Haven't met 1 real man that can voice his opinion and be real about any and everything ! If yu want sex I'm coo on that !!!! I don't **** random dudes and don't try sugar coatin sh*tbc that's not cool! Pof has been getting neglected ?? Because nobody talks I hate one sided convos ughh pointless don't you think ! And there's really not any body I find attractive we'll a few white boys , I live in lex of course I'm so ready to leave ughhh. ! I have lots of goals in life and is currently focusing on one... very ambitious is my life !!!!! I'm goofy but serious at the same time !!! I stay keeping a smile on someone's face I am a big dog lover and also love kids !!! Idk but if yu want to kno more feel free to hmu I ..... btw if you do decide to message me COME WITH RESPECT... or I will talk reckless ... my name ain't sexy , or nun of that b.s. a compliment is one thing my name is another & it is in my info no excuses!!!!!


Mail Settings
To send a message to its_me_boii you MUST meet the following criteria:
Male
Age Between:18 and 25.
Lives in United States
Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
You must have a picture to contact this user.
Must not be married

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What the fukk is the header supposed to mean? you know, if you like white guys, that's all well and good - but don't subtly throw black men under the bus! Seriously!!!! Do you honestly think getting a white guy will solve your problems? treat you any different? News flash!!! Going to another race doesn't make a difference if the you're the problem. But then again, even if you're not the problem - it still doesn't make a difference. There's quality men of every race. Black men aren't a fukking monolith.

"I haven't met one real man" This all goes back to what do you bring to the table. I'm not typing it all out again. But I will say this - Quit giving them the time of the day - if you know they ain't shyt..then why waste anymore time? There are signs and red flags.

judging by the "about me" section...You seem like a handful. Respect is earned...and again, if a guy is showing red flags - dead it.

 

[Black]

Why am I single?

You should let me love you.

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

You should let me love you.

 

[Sassy]

Alright, I promised I'd do more on the weekends..and lucky for us..I think I may have found the ultimate fukkery profile this week.


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Lolaa_Bunnie: HE'S HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
City
(.)^(.), Georgia
Details
20 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Other
Ethnicity
Black, Sagittarius
Intent
Lolaa_Bunnie isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
High school
Personality
Princess
Profession
..


I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Other



About Me
DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO DO GOOD TATTOOS ????????

YESSSSS IM PREGNANT WITH MY SECOND KID !!!!!!!!!
NOOOOO IM NOT WITH MY BABYDADDY !!!!!!!!!!!! GAHDAMN STOP ASKIN !!!!!

I DONT WANT A BOYFRIEND STOP ASKIN ME TO BE YA GIRL !!!!! IF YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND , WIFE , OR SIDE HOE DO NOT TEXT ME !!!!!!! IM VERY TRIGGER HAPPY I DONT DO NO TALKIN IF YA B¡TCH COME AT ME SIDEWAYS FA TALKIN TO YOU I WONT HESITATE TO SHOOT TF OUT THEM !

. I Just Need New Friends .

*Textin Buddie(s)*

*Tattoo Buddie(s)* #Unavailable#

*Cuddle Buddie(s)*

*Drinkin Buddie(s)* #Unavailable#

*Friends Widd Benefits* #Unavailable#

IM BLOODY ASF Nahh I BLEED BLUE Lmaoo Jk Jk Dont Shoot Me I Just Wanted Something Else To Add To My Bio ????

Now I Specifically Said Im Lookin For Friends Watch && See How Many Mutha****as Gone Keep Textin Tryna Jump In A Relationship !

Ion Need Any Thirsty Mf's Textin Me If You Damn Near Dehydrated Go Jump In A River Somewheaa Cause I Cant Help You !!

Im Bipolar Asf Lets See How Many nikkas Can Keep Up With My Crazy Personality .

NOOO !!!!!! Im Not A Hoe Because Of How My Hair Is .. I Change My Hair Color Alot Cause Its MY Way Of Showing What Mood Im In Or How Im Feeling At The Time .

Ohh && Ion Hesitate To Go Tf Off On You If You Come At Me Being Disrespectful Try Me && See What Happens !!

Listen Up I Be Changing My Headline Alot To Match My Moods So You Can Keep Up Or Whatever . Why ?? Because I Can Who sh*tIs This Mines Or Yours ?? Miness ?? Ohhh Okaa Thought So ANYWAYSS ... If I Put GOODNIGHT That Means Quit Textin Me Cause Im In Bed ... If I Put GOODMORINGG That Means Im Up Which Will Be Very Rare Cause I Be Gone Lmao Ion Get Up Till Afternoon So Yea If I Put Up GOOD AFTERNOON Then That Means What Everybody ?? Im Up DUHHH .. Anywayss I Be Puttin Othaa sh¡t Up Also But Yeahhhhhhhh .

Anywayssss Hmu

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Sassy's Take: I know it says you're not looking for a relationship, only friendship, etc...But what...I....I can't even. I will say That I found it a hard time reading this profile.

If you're looking for friendship...then why in the everlasting fukk would you be on a dating website? Not only that, But why are you posting pregnant pictures?!?!?!? What sense does that even make??? What fukkery is this?!?!? You have two kids and one of them was just born....why are you even on here?!?!?

Okay... -deep breath- okay...onto the next point.

@ the first bolded: Someone actually wanted to be in a relationship with you? Simps...you can do so much better. and you claim to be trigger happy...Okay, I fail to see anyone reasonable even wanting to hang out with someone who can't keep themselves in check.

Second: Don't use Bipolar as fukking an excuse to act reckless. I know a few Bipolar in my life..but ya know what? They take accountability for their actions.

Third: How in the fukk are you going to say you don't like thirsty nikkas but some of the pics you posted are thirst traps? I swear, some of you females maaannn.

Fourth: You're talking about going off on someone disrespecting you and see what happens..? what? Now you're just being silly. You're 20 with 2 children, you are too old to be acting like this...Like, I don't...Y'all, help me understand this shyt.

There is so much I could've said, but I'm just...I can't fukking even.

I did not save this planet five times for this shyt y'all.

 

[BlackMajik]

Alright, I promised I'd do more on the weekends..and lucky for us..I think I may have found the ultimate fukkery profile this week.


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Lolaa_Bunnie: HE'S HERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
About
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
City
(.)^(.), Georgia
Details
20 year old Female, 5' 2" (157cm), Other
Ethnicity
Black, Sagittarius
Intent
Lolaa_Bunnie isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Education
High school
Personality
Princess
Profession
..


I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Prefer Not To Say Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog Second Language Other



About Me
DOES ANYBODY KNOW HOW TO DO GOOD TATTOOS ????????

YESSSSS IM PREGNANT WITH MY SECOND KID !!!!!!!!!
NOOOOO IM NOT WITH MY BABYDADDY !!!!!!!!!!!! GAHDAMN STOP ASKIN !!!!!

I DONT WANT A BOYFRIEND STOP ASKIN ME TO BE YA GIRL !!!!! IF YOU GOT A GIRLFRIEND , WIFE , OR SIDE HOE DO NOT TEXT ME !!!!!!! IM VERY TRIGGER HAPPY I DONT DO NO TALKIN IF YA B¡TCH COME AT ME SIDEWAYS FA TALKIN TO YOU I WONT HESITATE TO SHOOT TF OUT THEM !

. I Just Need New Friends .

*Textin Buddie(s)*

*Tattoo Buddie(s)* #Unavailable#

*Cuddle Buddie(s)*

*Drinkin Buddie(s)* #Unavailable#

*Friends Widd Benefits* #Unavailable#

IM BLOODY ASF Nahh I BLEED BLUE Lmaoo Jk Jk Dont Shoot Me I Just Wanted Something Else To Add To My Bio ????

Now I Specifically Said Im Lookin For Friends Watch && See How Many Mutha****as Gone Keep Textin Tryna Jump In A Relationship !

Ion Need Any Thirsty Mf's Textin Me If You Damn Near Dehydrated Go Jump In A River Somewheaa Cause I Cant Help You !!

Im Bipolar Asf Lets See How Many nikkas Can Keep Up With My Crazy Personality .

NOOO !!!!!! Im Not A Hoe Because Of How My Hair Is .. I Change My Hair Color Alot Cause Its MY Way Of Showing What Mood Im In Or How Im Feeling At The Time .

Ohh && Ion Hesitate To Go Tf Off On You If You Come At Me Being Disrespectful Try Me && See What Happens !!

Listen Up I Be Changing My Headline Alot To Match My Moods So You Can Keep Up Or Whatever . Why ?? Because I Can Who sh*tIs This Mines Or Yours ?? Miness ?? Ohhh Okaa Thought So ANYWAYSS ... If I Put GOODNIGHT That Means Quit Textin Me Cause Im In Bed ... If I Put GOODMORINGG That Means Im Up Which Will Be Very Rare Cause I Be Gone Lmao Ion Get Up Till Afternoon So Yea If I Put Up GOOD AFTERNOON Then That Means What Everybody ?? Im Up DUHHH .. Anywayss I Be Puttin Othaa sh¡t Up Also But Yeahhhhhhhh .

Anywayssss Hmu

pics (I didn't put the child's pics):

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Sassy's Take: I know it says you're not looking for a relationship, only friendship, etc...But what...I....I can't even. I will say That I found it a hard time reading this profile.

If you're looking for friendship...then why in the everlasting fukk would you be on a dating website? Not only that, But why are you posting pregnant pictures?!?!?!? What sense does that even make??? What fukkery is this?!?!? You have two kids and one of them was just born....why are you even on here?!?!?

Okay... -deep breath- okay...onto the next point.

@ the first bolded: Someone actually wanted to be in a relationship with you? Simps...you can do so much better. and you claim to be trigger happy...Okay, I fail to see anyone reasonable even wanting to hang out with someone who can't keep themselves in check.

Second: Don't use Bipolar as fukking an excuse to act reckless. I know a few Bipolar in my life..but ya know what? They take accountability for their actions.

Third: How in the fukk are you going to say you don't like thirsty nikkas but some of the pics you posted are thirst traps? I swear, some of you females maaannn.

Fourth: You're talking about going off on someone disrespecting you and see what happens..? what? Now you're just being silly. You're 20 with 2 children, you are too old to be acting like this...Like, I don't...Y'all, help me understand this shyt.

There is so much I could've said, but I'm just...I can't fukking even.

I did not save this planet five times for this shyt y'all.

 

[Maddmike]

Lol. Why do women like to say they are bi polar like its cool. She's not bi polar, she's a fukkin Thot. These birds and their self diagnosis